In peace for a while

I hate it when you're in a groove and the daily stand-up knocks you out of it. Now I can't remember what the hell I was even doing before it.

"Caption it yourself" please 😂

My girlfriend is amazing:

After a long uphill battle trying to finish a huge open source project I started months ago. She noticed I was getting a little deflated.
So she donated a small amount to the donation page to lift my spirits.
She wanted to do it secretly but didn't know that it wasnt anonymous.

The little things spur us on.

Some ideas for variable names. Thank me later :))

1. bool sheet;
2. int entionally;
3. char mander;
4. double penetration;
5. string cheese;
6. long schlong;

Guess what's even worse than reading the code of someone else?
Reading your own code after not working on it for a couple of days.

What most people think

Exactly

One simple goal: do not go crazy.

When the client change their business process every month and we only have days to implement the new system. Anyone else has a similar experience?

original artist: http://bit.ly/2SqRGJM

new rule in company

No headphones while coding

job hunting start......

Going back to JS after heavily using Typescript sucks so bad. :(

best part of programming is when you don't know what the hell you doin , but everything is working perfect.

On the last working day of our CEO.
CEO: As a software company, if we are to build an airplane would you ride on the airplane that we built?
Everyone was silent.
Me at the back of my head: I'll ride. I know for sure that the airplane will never start.

I see managers micromanage by having a junior developer to track the things people are doing. Micromanagement is truly a trickle down issue. They learn it from their managers and so on.

Damn specs! Why do you have to change as the project goes on?!! Every project seems too easy at first.

So much truth

"Not everyone notices the flowers you plant, but everyone will notice the fire you start." - Unknown

I just bloody fucking hate js.

I added semicolon, you know what? it works!!!

I refactored a project so much that i no longer understand what it does.

That sensation......
After ~12 consecutive hours of coding to complete a task.
you feel it for about 10seconds immediately before crashing on bed.
It's short but it's awesome.

We are detective 😂

The end has begun

Do all companies ask candidates to solve some crazy puzzles before interviewing them? These puzzles have nothing to do with the job!

True dat.

This is what we really need as programmers

I just experienced that happiness of getting a different result, even if it's still not what it should be.
Far from best feeling in the world, but it's still happiness.

I wish "when it gets done" was a valid time estimate.

A lot of effort went into this job description. Well done recruiter, well done 👍