I got a baby (<1yr) tortoise and i named him JSON.

Just fyi... u can't actually tell the gender of baby tortoises for a few years... idk the specifics but i think it's when they decide for themselves.

I'm just assuming it's a he from personality

@awesomeest look for json.package 😁

Only time will tell...

@Demolishun 1. You have too much time on your hands...
2. Idk who the top one is. I suck at remembering/caring about most humans, celebrities are normally even worse; i know about 100 celeb type people total.

Back to 1... wanna sign an NDA and do something more fun, shiny and dev-able with your time and apparent inclinations?

Can you run doom on it?

@TeachMeCode dude... im totally gonna start making odd packages when i need to switch tasks for a bit... just a bunch of misleadingly named packages with connections to a red-foot tortoise... given my distaste for the asinine nature of python i think i might start there... itll be asinine but in a more valid and personally amusing way

@netikras got a friend who says I excel at doom eternal due to the frantic impulsive don’t have to think twice nature and he’s totally right

Wasn’t there an expansion where it’s super hard mode and they pit you against multiple marauders? I’d suck the dick of anyone who can take on multiple marauder bosses easily.

@TeachMeCode but i dont have a dick... and what if others who can do it and have a dick dont want your unskilled advances?

@awesomeest I’m not a fan anyway, I need a robust static typed language else I’m gonna worry shits gonna crash if I’m lookin at an app bigger than a todo list…

I’m not a my language beats ur language type, I do my thing and everyone else does theirs with whatever lang they do best and I don’t give a rats ass. As long as i kick ass writing cool stuff (typescript or heavily OOP like Java) that’s all I care about, that’s all anyone should care about

@awesomeest you keep expecting me to put thought into what I say here lol. Yeah was sayin I’ll respect anyone who can take out multiples of these bosses, I haven’t tried it, I might pull it off if I warm up a bit. It just sounds daunting lol…

Devrant is leisure time for me

Btw... my last turtle (res) i named TRTL 2.0, after the crypto currency/blockchain.

When it comes to naming things im either horrible or phenomenal... depending on your view of puns. I will say that my naming of pets and things like cars is WAY better than classes and vars in general... i mean it's great if it's code no one else needs to ever understand, or if the goal is akin to good ol' obfuscated C escapades. I guess it's kinda expected that I'd naturally write code that way... coding since ~6, very self-taught, autistic and undiagnosed til adulthood and now i dont just know a nearly insane amount of words in english, but several languages. *sigh* i know i gotta write more non-sara-user friendly code... but it's soooo annoying.

Side note, due to a couple songs that recently came up, I've realised that taste/experience/etc wise im somewhere between late 30s and middle-aged (actually 31).

This is so cute. Might do later. Maybe not a tortoise, and maybe JSONC, to not plagiarize.

I want a meerkat! They should sell meerkat leashes (or a bat/flying squirrel, we are way overdue for leashes for these creatures)

I’m looking up vids of attempts at walking bats flying squirrels or meerkats 😁

@TeachMeCode well u could get a bat and name it .bat but then youd need a bash somewhere or youd be racist... im pretty sure that's the current definition of racism?

All these kids keep ignorantly redefining shit. A couple years ago i needed to correct a black teen on her frame of ref on racism (she was using many superlatives with something/someone im not even sure was biased much less racist). She was totally unaware that not that long ago when i was in hs there was common shit like numerous, every year, racist assholes wasting lumber to burn crosses on top of christmas lights at people's house... and hundreds of parishioners renting coach buses to go to the other side of the country to show up at a funeral of a black marine who just died in combat on behalf of usa/them.

Yeah... Side rant...

@TeachMeCode i had a snapping turtle that i got for my 4th birthday (likely a questionable gift for a 4yr old in hindsight) after we moved to a sub division and snappy(i was 4) was big enough id take him on walks. I made my own leash ~6 so u should be able to figure it out. I doubt youd have the same issues with a meerkat but people weren't really ok with a little girl walking a snapping turtle around the neighbourhood.

@awesomeest eh? Were they that bad? My family is pretty much just a few gens out of Europe, both sides. I know these kkk types hate anyone who isn’t fully descent from Anglo Plymouth Rock pilgrims, so they’d definitely hate me lol

@TeachMeCode i figure im safe from most standardised population culling. Though I am white af, blonde with blue eyes, typically anyone handicapped and/or genetic issues (adhd... autism...etc) would be disposed of. But i have a pile of skills/knowledge that is super practical (in the event of an apocalyptic reality). I know a bunch of things... like biochem, structural physics(not a front end game dev...so not typically helpful), Coefficients of Expansion of glass, and how to make glass, actual binary, and using hardware/creating drivers, etc. The list is pretty big.

@awesomeest did the tortoise u walked shit like this???

Look at that BEAUTIFUL LOAD! It’s BIGGER than my char. I would be FIRST IN-LINE for dlc that lets u see constipated ogres being like screaming UUUUUUUUUAAAAAAARRRRRRGGUUUUUUHHRRRAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH loud enough to hear 2 miles away and knock trees down 😂 then violently toss their 50 lb turds at you

@TeachMeCode i walked a snapping turtle, not a tortoise.

I was gonna suggest you go to a site called ratemypoo ...but it seems the name was purchased to funnel to a somewhat adjacent site that im pretty sure counts as porn.

@awesomeest lol not human feces, can’t stand seeing that lol.got bad acid reflux today, my volcanic stomach is brewin hot salsa and I want to keep it down 😁

@awesomeest it’s crazy, I’d MUCH rather see a large 3000 lb beast like a hippo spray it’s poop everywhere including on itself after eating tons of fish and antelope carcasses than a clean shit from a human. I could eat while watching that

@TeachMeCode make sure u stay away from @b2plane then

@awesomeest

https://youtu.be/lNv2aSuxM3M/...

@TeachMeCode after having watched a lot of old british comedy I am of the opinion that brits are obsessed with sodomy, and humor about sodomy.

We’re long past due for a study to discover which species had the most lethal farts and biggest shits starting from earliest giant mammoths and 20 ft tall 2000lb baboons

If only we can have irl Jurassic Park but with giant gorillas…a giant gorilla sniffing the pee from a female, then proceeds to climb a tree, swings from a branch and starts dropping turds to attract the female and defends its territory by ripping off the offending gorillas nutsack

@TeachMeCode they found a bird skeleton in new zealand that would have weighed over 200lbs. It be shitting things that might kill you from 1000 ft in the air.

@Demolishun a lot of things can kill u from that height... like a penny

@Demolishun it FLEW?????!!! At 200 lbs????

@TeachMeCode from what I saw/read yes. I took a dive into the thunderbird. Natives in north america said there was a bird that ate buffalo. People thought it was just a myth. Then someone found that skeleton in new zealand. Also, there are eagles currently in south america that grabs goats off of mountains. Not nearly 200lbs, but if you scaled that eagle up it would be very frightening.

@Demolishun OMG just had a tinnitus attack after reading this…IT WAS FUCKING REAL 😱😱😱 THE BIRD WAS REAL!!!!! HOLY SHIT FUCKING MONSTER BIRD WAS REAL

Anyone reading, THIS WAS A FLYING BIRD!! NOT AN OSTRICH LOL

@awesomeest would a cow dropped 1000 feet from this monster bird kill u too???

@Demolishun a lot of these “mythical” creatures aren’t “mythical”. It’s silly to think griffon existed but krakens were definitely more realistic imo.

If you want to read horror stories read about creatures people found in the deep sea. I’m not talking about scientists looking for species im talking about people who had to be there for some reason and described these monstrous creatures who weren’t found by any scientist nor given a species name. Angler fish are least concern after reading what I read holy shit. There’s a whole freakish world down there that shares the same planet as us

@TeachMeCode yup... there's even a version of it on Ark. It's my favourite dino, 2nd fav is the turtles.

@TeachMeCode also, if youre main source for something existing is a personal account... there's a pretty solid chance it's fake. People make up shit all the time, often they even believe it themselves. My mom is a pro at that.

@awesomeest wait what Dino? I was talking about a bird, HUGE eagle that weighs 150lbs.

Those sailors could’ve been right, if a giant bird could exist, why not a huge octopus. Then again why haven’t we seen any reports of these recently. It would’ve been hard for humans to hunt them to extinction without the tech we have today. A creature like that wouldn’t easily go extinct. Fuck they were real bc it’s cool if they were real. Damn logic, maybe they’re hiding…but from what. Sigh. We need to make them real lol. I want to see one …sigh

@awesomeest yeah I know birds are essentially dinosaurs lol.

Speaking of prehistoric stuff I would like to know how much Neanderthal blood I have. My jaw is on the bigger side, plus adhd. I would be super shocked to be 100 percent homo sapien lol

@TeachMeCode so much of what you said is just wrong on multiple levels so idk where to even start.