All I Can Say About Java is WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LANGUAGE?

scala for the win

@youness kotlin too

You are in for a shock when you find the number of devices running java.

@abhishekb yes 3 billions i know

fuck 'em all

@moghir2004 that’s from 2012. It’s around 15 billion now.

Wait,
What??

Yep. That’s true.

https://go.java/index.html

Heaven

@sharktits ﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿ O'RLY?

@moghir2004 yup. Once you get through the basics, youll start seeing why the java concepts make sense for large scale applications.

@sharktits Debugging in Java Hurts My Ass

What is Java?
Verbose.

Java is pain

@vertti Definitely Deserves More ++'s

@abhishekb They got java installed. Now they are at the dump.

Get over this obsession with languages, each has its benefits and problems, it's the worker, not the tools!

@kod3r28 You're right but "NullPointerException"

@moghir2004 then you're doing it wrong ;)

@krister-alm yeah. But that doesn’t change the stats. If only the js engines creators would have thought of portability back in the nineties, it might’ve been JavaScript running in all those devices. But that wasn’t the original purpose of JS.

The tags read "fuck stick with java python" which made me smile fat more than it should've

@agile-dante it got sorted automatically, but it should say "fuck,java,better,stick,with,python"

Y'all must be fun at parties..

Heres a handy guide to avoid nullpointers

When you are about to write
Class c = null

Stop.

Java is love, Java is life.

You won't necessarily go broke if u practice it tho

@abhishekb where did JS come from? This is a talk about Java

@inukinator Couldn’t resist referencing it. Two of the most loved/hated languages today IMO.

The Beast from the East.