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The lead developer is away this week, what will I do if somebody asks me for a deadline 😰

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    Tell them to go fuck themselves, flip the table, light your papers on fire and sing the British National anthem.

    Or just take a wild guess, which is exactly what your lead Dev is doing.
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    I will comeback with the estimates soon/later
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    Q: how long will it take you to build x
    A: how long is a piece of string?

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    Think about the implications, masturbate and get back to them afterwards. Your dev should be back then
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    @ChrisCooney:
    "Take a wild guess..." Priceless.
    My lead Dev has been gone 2 months and it's just been me since then. I took wild guesses multiple times a day.
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