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linuxxx
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Dear sir,

I'm NOT giving you the information you want because I can't verify you. You can tell me that we're the only company who does it like this and name all companies which do it differently, you can curse me into the ground or completely lose your shit at me but that won't make a difference:
I'm not giving you the information you want.

Sincerely,

Go fuck yourself.

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  • 9
    Hear Hear!
  • 1
    @inaba What? 😅
  • 24
    @linuxxx Hear, hear is an expression used as a short, repeated form of hear him. It represents a listener's agreement with the point being made by a speaker.
  • 10
    @Haxk20 Not going to disclose details, sorry :)
  • 1
    That end part just like cherry on the cake 🍰
  • 5
    @linuxxx
    a good, privacy respecting employee has been spotted
  • 6
    Reminds me of the time I spent in an IT call center. I had people asking me to reset other people's passwords since the other people were too busy to call in, or asking me if someone else's account was locked, or asking me to turn off 2FA for their account as if it were as simple as flipping a switch. When I said no he yelled at me continuously for 20 minutes straight and then hung up on me.

    And now that I'm in Devops, I get all sorts of fun requests along the same lines. Once had to cancel a ticket with a note of "If I complete this request for you, they will fire us both."
  • 0
    * hug your self
  • 1
    @inaba I thoroughly enjoyed your explanation
  • 2
    @tmpnull So did I when I copied it from Wikipedia :v
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