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Got my wife a new Roku stick, which we needed and she was very excited about. She asked me to set it up. I said it might take a little while. She said she didn't mind.

Setup was easy and straightforward, but of course involved pairing the actual device with its remote. Then I had to create an account on the computer, since the previous device was her sister's.

It was at this point when she got mad, like really mad, that setting up a new device had to be "so complicated." Okay, first off, this is the happy path. Absolutely nothing went wrong, couldn't ask for better. Second, I told you it might take a little while, and it hasn't even been 5 minutes. This, I even asked you to make sure you wanted to do this now. And you're not even doing it, I am. Which I don't mind, but don't get mad at me that it's not literally magic.

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  • 14
    I will never understand non-techies.
  • 5
    @Root and they will never understand tech and techies. Sad sad world.
  • 1
    Being single is great, you should try it.
  • 1
    Red flag.
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  • 2
    Impatience is also a trait of some people I know, despite knowledge of the process. Its baffling
  • 3
    @Root What's 'non-techies' ?
  • 2
    @-red
    * "I typed the symptoms into the computer and uploaded it to google. They said I might have connection problems."
    * "Google downloaded a webpage file to my email"
    * "I put the UBS into the computer so my paper is on it now, right?"
    * "What do you mean our website is insecure? Linda! Quick, buy a new website with hppts!"
    * "Of course I trust Google. They never try to steal my money, and their motto is even 'Don't be evil!'"
    * "What kind of computer am I using? That's a stupid question. Internet explorer."
    * "You're always playing games! And they don't even look fun! All that text. Nobody is ever going to hire you to play text games!"
    * "Duh, I closed my mac and now it's off"
    * "Even my friend agrees that coding causes viruses."
    * etc.
  • 4
    @Root Wow 😅 Got it. 😂
  • 2
    @-red 😊

    Oh, and thanks for making my phone vibrate off my desk the other day 😂 (not really, but close!)
  • 4
    @Root Anytime. Fanboy here.
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