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kescherRant

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That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
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alexbrooklyn

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They mean the dns root keys right?

'Tag someone who uses internet a lot'
Broad enough to tag everyone, oh wait that's their goal, comment whoring
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coffeeholic

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PEOPLES
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sbiewald

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In Germany the same was claimed on TV a while ago:

"Die Schlüssel zum Internet - was hat es damit auf sich? | Galileo | ProSieben"
https://youtube.com/watch/...

They were corrected (partially) in the comments, but they did not care at all.
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saucyatom

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@sbiewald I can remember when it used to be a science show, but oh boy, that's a looong time ago!
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Codex404

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But how many people is one peoples?
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Jilano

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@Codex404 That depends. For example, 1 Japanese people is 0.8 peoples while 1 American people is around 1.7 peoples.
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Linux

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@alexbrooklyn

the DNSSEC root keys yes,
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C0D4

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This feels appropriate right now.
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stop

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I think there was an kickstarter where an radio drama, where this was the base of the story.
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SukMikeHok

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I guarantee you an indian is running that page
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bittersweet

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@Linux @kescherRant

There is a similar issue to DNS with Google though. If one of the "trusted four" at Google were to go rogue, it would be a digital apocalypse.

https://youtube.com/watch/...
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retard

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@Codex404 @Jilano I'm dying lol
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retard

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@SukMikeHok lots of emojis, colourful and stylish fonts, facts they don't know what they're talking about, bad english etc..
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arraysstartat1

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@Jilano How is that calculated? Average flesh volume compared to reference body?
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stop

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@arraysstartat1 average intelligence?
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Jilano

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@arraysstartat1 Width of said "people" and loudness. The louder they are, the more bullshit they can spread at a faster rate.
Keep in mind, though, that all these numbers are average.
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kamen

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Not defending Instagram, but that's not Instagram itself but rather someone who's using it.
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maddy97

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facts.four.success? God, we could play the game- "find what's wrong with this picture" :p
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geekboy

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They control domain/DNS. I guess 🤔🤔
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sbiewald

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@geekboy Even less (maybe they have access to the root servers, too, but that is usually not meant by this "statement"), this is only about DNSSEC, where practically nobody cares about...
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Linux

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@bittersweet

Well, almost every website breaks if you block google.
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arthurdent

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@C0D4 this is exactly what I was thinking of, such a good show.

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