2486 tables! F**king "entrprise" BS

ENGAGE!

Those synonyms tho

Awesome ...

@lamka02sk Yea, looks like many developers created their own aliases for same tables. So a lot of tables have multiple aliases. 😐

Oracle?

@thoxx yep

what ide is this?

And there's only 1 index created by that intern who didn't have a clue what he was doing.

@coffeeholic Datagrip possibly?

Looks like lots of small Problems solved in the same database or someone took normalization to the next level

@theuser yep DataGrip

Well that looks like a fucknut of a time

@highlight
sudo shred -zfu -n128 that/shit/*

@highlight Fail.

@coffeeholic looks like something jetbrains

I remember a talk about a guy who was hired to migrate a large enterprise monolith to microservice architecture. They did about 6 months of research. Then one day they find out that the database is - and I kid you not - in the range of 12 million tables.

So he sent his invoice for the past six months, phoned the customer and said "This is a lost cause". Then quit the project.

Twelve. Million. Tables.

It boggles the mind.

Remembered, University I have passed out was maintaining 1260+ tables on MSSQL .

History repeats itself after all!!

In this cases and similars I always think: "Why the hell I didn't study vet"

@Lucky-Loek This should strike fear into all beings.