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ASMR: i shot my fucking dick of with a damn firecracker

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    4y
    Did it hit your right eye too?
  • 3
    4y
    @Jilano i am going to murder you and consume your raw flesh for this joke
  • 2
    4y
    @tekashi :D

    By the way, I don't think I would be that good, especially considering the fat to muscle ratio
  • 1
    4y
    @Jilano by 'it' you're referring to the cracker, right? Or his blown away dick? Both could've hit his eye.. Not sure which one is less pleasant tho
  • 1
    4y
    @netikras That's for the pirate to say, we are but mere observers
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