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A man is smoking a cigarette and blowing smoke rings into the air. The man, sitting next to him becomes irritated with the smoke and says, “Can’t you see the warning on the cigarette pack?  Smoking is hazardous to your health!”

To which the man replies, “I am a programmer.  We don’t worry about warnings; we only worry about errors.”

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  • 7
    @HelsinkiCodes it really grinds my gears when someone stands right next to me and begins to smoke and all of the smoke and stink is blown towards me by the wind.
    It's just like mechanical keyboard noise: it's all fine and dandy as long you're the source
  • 1
    Telling strangers off for harming themselves instead of being honest about your problem is hazardous to to health, too.
  • 0
    They should write it in red
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