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Boggy
8y

A colleague from university cried the last week that he cannot use git. For him it was just a big pile of software BS. I didn't bother to ask, as he is a very whiney person and complains about everything.

I asked him today...

He tried to create a git repostitory on his usbdrive. How else could he work on different machines???🤔😝

I tried to introduced him to Github/Bitbucket/...
He knew about them but was afraid they would sell/use his bugriddeld programming excercises😂

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  • 6
    Haha, great opening rant!

    Let me guess. He doesn't develop anything for the web and lacks the concept of the cloud?

    Welcome to devRant! 😃
  • 6
    He loves to unroll loops in his !Java! Code because he wants to get as much performance as possible...

    Personally I think he loves unreadable Code for the sole reason to Show everybody how superior his coding skills are.
  • 4
    @Boggy you mean it's a bad thing to nest ternary operators so you can get the entire method into a single return statement then push it to production? But how will anyone know how 1337 I am?
  • 3
    @Boggy he should try brainfuck then 😁

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/...
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