Hey, you know that screwdriver followup ticket you’ve been working on for several weeks? Yeah, I want it to use <feature> that I’ve never told you about and I know you’ve never used, and it looks like that means rewriting most of it! Also, I still want it done by tonight.

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Soo not happening.

WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

@root's gonna kill someone, I can feel the rage from here!

Ronald Reagan gave us a very valuable piece of advice:
Just Say No

Even if she finishes, he’ll still have more things for her to add that he “forgot” to mention, and she’ll have to rewrite the whole thing again...and NO he’s not extending the deadline, even if it’s two hrs away

All this abuse while he gets paid to call people nazis in “meetings”

I sometimes hate humans...

Nancy? Is that you?

I'm sorry Nancy. I guess you have a lot to vent about.

I'm sorry Nancy. That's all I can think to say right now, and that's horrible. I'm sorry for asking for useless features yesterday. I'm sorry for making you do ten things at once. sorry for taking all the credit for your hard work.

I think I understand now Nancy.

First thing? You have a week off with pay, I'm giving you authorization to use the corporate account. Here's the card. Go on a vacation on us. In fact, fuck it, take 2 weeks of vacation. We'll try make do without you, what's important is you need some rest. No phone calls, no messages or email, nothing.

If I had only known how much you were suffering....

From now on things will be different! I promise. You can work from home whenever you want, take days off if you need them. Do you need an assistant? Too bad you got one, no questions asked. And a 50% pay raise, and some stock options.

Nancy? I love you Nancy. Don't go.

@rant1ng If only...

@root you should keep a magic wand in reach, not like Harry Potthead but Tinkerbell fucked by a rainbow style wand with lots of colors and glitter and when colleagues comes by next time you swing it, watch him dead serious in his eyes and tell him its done

Simply :) go to bed. Noone will die (i hope) if it wont be finished. As well would ask to add an actual comment under the ticket for what needs there are. Always have a written form and not spoken.