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web technologies rot your brain into a festering deadly biohazard mush. web technologies are the worst thing that ever happened to this world. fucking festering web shitosystem fuck this disgusting stupid fragile opaque bloated universe-sized chunk of retarded pukeshit.

I JUST WANT TO MAKE FUCKING GAMES, NOT HAVE MY BRAIN AND SOUL CONSTANTLY ROTTED BY THIS FUCKIN MONUMENT TO UTTER RETARDED LOBOTOMIZED HUMAN INCOMPETENCE FUCK YOU ALL FUCK ALL THIS SHIT FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK DISGUSTING FUCKIN MINDRAPE PEDOPHILIACS SHOULD STOP FUCKING "INVENTING" SHITPOOLS.

WHEN
THE
FUCK
WILL
SOMEONE
COMPETENT
BE
THE
INVENTOR
OF
SOME
PIECE
OF
IT.

whoever were the rapists who "invented" php, js, html, css, SQL, and all the bullshit about how it's supposed to be configured and communicate with each other should have died of starvation in a fuckin ditch while being raped by squirrels... before they managed to "invent" any of that disgusting shit.

fuck you with your fuckin linux bullshit philosophy which keeps rotting all your brains thinking that this is fine and it can be fixed just by piling more and more layers of fucking shit on top of all this shit.

FUCK.
YOU.
ALL.

Comments
  • 2
    A little sadist for my taste but man you are frustrated!

    Calm down man calm down!

    Wanna make games? Then make games!

    I like web and its tech because I like it and it pays.

    Chill and think.
  • 1
    Donkey Kong. All IT since then has been on a downward slide.
  • 0
    And get off my goddamn lawn!
  • 0
  • 2
    I don’t know, man. I hate web dev with passion but what does linux have to do with all of that? And if you want to make games, why are you bothering with web? Are you trying to make a browser game?
  • 2
    @Lensflare M$ fanboy being M$ fanboy, I’m guessing based on previous rants.
  • 3
    😕

    I agree about web dev, though. It’s a pile of cancer.
  • 3
    Rantiest rant that ever ranted a rant.
  • 1
    @Cyanide
    "Calm down man calm down!"

    give me a button to nuke all this retardity and i will
  • 0
    @Cyanide
    "Wanna make games? Then make games!"

    oh yeah sure and starve in the meantime because i can't even do my own kickstarter campaign because if i could i would have already done that, but you know, li... well, obviously you don't know, otherwise you wouldn't have this kind of retarded remark, but you might be interested in knowing that life is a series of layered accumulating bullshit limitations.

    primary one being you need money to survive.
    secondary ones being that once you get into debt the state does everything it can to utterly cripple you finantially and make sure you'll never get out of it. blocked accounts and such bullshit.

    so yeah, i could do a ks campaign but i would either do a fraud towards state and ks (money pointed to account not mine) or towards backers (money pointed to account where 10k will immediately be grabbed by executions)

    so yeah, awesome.
  • 1
    @Cyanide
    "I like web and its tech because I like it and it pays."

    then your brain is a rotten mush.

    i hate web and its tech because i hate it, and on top of that, it pays. i hate that the shittiest things pay the most and so most people gravitate towards the shittiest things and therefore there is always more and more of those shittiest thing.

    you're part of the cancer with your compliance.
  • 0
    @platypus nah
    the downward slide was when the Torlobotomywalds shat out the first shitnux kernel.
  • 0
    @Lensflare
    "I hate web dev with passion but what does linux have to do with all of that?"

    THE
    WHOLE
    FUCKING
    DISGUSTING
    PHILOSOPHY
    OF
    THE
    WHOLE
    FUCKING
    DISGUSTING
    ECOSYSTEM.

    brains? all the microservices shit, all the "let's comms by text (encoding bullshit), let's all be open (security layer being a patchwork bullshit on top), let's everything be stringly typed (FUCK YOU FUCKING LINUX FUCK), let's have twenty thousand fucking package managers for each fart of a thing, and let's let every retard contribute to codebases that will be published to millions of people for use.

    all of that is fuckin linux cancer which permeates and infects every fuckin thing since the second first linux kernel was ever shat out.
  • 0
    @fzammetti not ranty enough.
    i know of no words that would be able to transmit more than 10% of the frustration intensity
  • 0
    @Lensflare
    "And if you want to make games, why are you bothering with web? Are you trying to make a browser game?"

    no, i am trying to make games, and apply for jobs relevant to that. i am currently on my third job where i was accepted with "unity, csharp, gameplay/gamefeel programming/design, cool, yeah, we want you", and then the first task was
    "yeah we said unity and c#, sorry, this is php and js, but trust us, in 3 months this project is done and there will be some unity and c#!"

    ad infinitum, one bullshit project ends, another begins, ad infinitum, until i snap because what the fuck i explicitly told you repeatedly that i hate this shit and it's literally, LITERALLY LITERALLY making me suicidal.

    "yeah, awesome, come, we make games!" => bullshit corpo website php/sql/js annoying brainkilling datajuggling ensues.

    that's why.
  • 0
    @Midnight-shcode sry to hear that. I started out with c++ and originally wanted to make games, too.
    But instead of applying specifically for that, I took jobs that got me into windows dev, web dev and mobile dev.
    Now I‘m developing for iOS and I‘m very happy with that.
    Surely you will find something that you like, too.
    I still don‘t get why hate linux so much. Your reasons are weird 😄
  • 2
    @Midnight-shcode Although, you call my remarks “retarded” and my brain a “rotten mush”, I know it’s because you are frustrated with the whole system. And you don’t know how to come out of it and still survive.

    I still recommemd you to take a break. Chill out for a while. Taking out anger on someone else, verbally, is not gonna help yoi in long run (this is my opinion, you can still go on on this track).

    Peace!
  • 0
    Firstly, nobody cares what you like or not. You do you, but leave the rest of us out of it.
    Secondly, you have no authority to make those claims and insult people. Those things we're created by far more intelligent ppl than yourself based on your behavior.
    So leave web devs alone. And take your toxicity with u.
    Peace.
  • 1
    @petru

    ...are you aware where have you just posted this comment?

    this is devrant. it was made for people to share their preferences, opinions about who they think are morons and what they think are moronic solutions, and getting the toxicity out of their system in the form of toxic rants and comments here.
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