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Conversation in (not so far) future:

Me: Sorry boss, I can't get to work this morning. My car is updating. Automatically.
Boss: Oh you have that Windows 10 car, you can work from home today.
Me: Boss, but my computer...
Boss: Oh, okay it can wait till tomorrow.

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  • 1
    This just might be reality.
  • 17
    You mean Windows -5.
    Because they'll fuck up the count again and somehow get to a negative number.
  • 7
    Imagine future job requirements: "must have car (non windows)"
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