yikes

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AmyShackles

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atheist

8648

2y

Wait, what scale do y'all have? And hete was me thinkin my fancy pants pody I fat % was good.
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SoldierOfCode

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2y

How does it even know water percentage???? I'd call BS
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Root

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2y

Shouldn’t that be like 60%?
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AmyShackles

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2y

@Root I think the average for women is 50, but yep. 😅
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atheist

8648

2y

@jespersh follow up question, how do I get my water percentage? Coz that's the scale I've got 🤔😅
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TeachMeCode

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2y

@AmyShackles ouch! That’s real low, hopefully you can bring it back up again!
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electrineer

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2y

You're so dry your presence dehumidifies places
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atheist

8648

2y

Dang it, think I've got the old model, smart body analyzer or w/e
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atheist

8648

2y

Hellloooooo black friday!
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atheist

8648

2y

@jespersh 😢 need me an upgrade.
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AmyShackles

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2y

@TeachMeCode I don’t know that it was ever up to begin with 😅
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AlmondSauce

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2y

There's no way a simple scale could ever know that just from your weight.
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TeachMeCode

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2y

@AmyShackles well that’s not good...sorry but you might need medical attention if it’s always this way. Just my suggestion.
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electrineer

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2y

@AlmondSauce it's connected to your phone so it probably tracks the flow of your bodily fluids
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Demolishun

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2y

You are so dry your humor is distinctly British.
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nachocode

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2y

I thought 50% was low
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lorentz

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2y

Sandman
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lorentz

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2y

17% is slightly wet sand, not organic tissue.
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Midnight-shcode

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2y

@atheist maybe you need to spit on it, or pee while standing on it?

because otherwise it's just pulling that number out of its ass.
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atheist

8648

2y

@Midnight-shcode jumped to the mention with no context of what the thread was.

Have an Internet cookie, I chortled.
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Midnight-shcode

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2y

@atheist
* om nom nom *

oh, nice, there was a bonus unexpected access token in it!
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AmyShackles

7408

2y

I’m at 18.9 now, so I suppose I’m less of a cactus than I was. Barely. 😅
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TeachMeCode

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2y

That’s not good tbh...you might need a dr if it’s like that after drinking enough water. Sorry but keeping it that low is bad for pretty much your entire body
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AmyShackles

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2y

@jespersh Lol no, I’m not wearing shoes.

@TeachMeCode I mean, I’m drinking 71.5 oz of water a day now, but it could just be that I’ve got so much body fat, the water percentage is ridiculously low
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TeachMeCode

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2y

@AmyShackles that makes sense. I guess obesity does make it seem worse than it is. I’m no dr so take me with a huge grain of salt!