FUCK YOU ACCESS!!! FUCK YOU MICROSOFT!!! FUCK YOU DB PROF FOR FORCING IS TO USE THIS FUCKING PEACE OF CRAPWARE!!!
In the time I spent cursing at Microsofts bullshit I could have done the task twice in MySQL and would already have a nice looking fucking UI for this shit. FUCKING HELL.

PEACE OF CRAPWARE

should be "piece" of course :D

I'm trying to learn how to use this fucking thing and it's saying that I need to change some shit so it plays the annoying fucking error noise that i can't easily find out how to turn off unless I go under system settings on my whole desktop i think. Then if I want to delete a relationship i need to close the table and then i try and close the table and when i havent changed shit in it, it plays another error and asks me to save the table. Then i go back and delete the fucking relationship and all i want to do is create a 1 to 1 relationship and im getting fuck shit vague unclear error messages that could easily be put into plain english but arent. then I try and copy the error message but i fucking cant because this things an archaic piece of shit so i have to type it out online and find out microsoft doesnt have any clear solutions made simple and any other tutorials/even microsofts are made from fucking 2011. I dont understand why they havent remade access to make it fucking useful.