How I feel about loud and endless keyboard typing.

Hint: it's an exaggerated joke

In every joke there is a fraction of joke, I always say ;)

@olezhka well, I always imagine pouring Water in their keyboards to ruin them 🤐

@conmarap welp, I gotta admit fast typing and heavy banging at the same time sound impressing to me...

...for the first 10 seconds.

Then they can stop. Yeah. Please, stop it. Seriously. You annoying self important fucks.

*buys MX Green board*

@tullo-x86 I always wanted greens, but they're so hard to find

@olezhka Hey, it's the first impressions that count ;)

@scalalala please don't tell that to my wife

Keystroke!

@infozero Some terrible action movie about being able to make bullets fly in curves, where a guild of assassins called "The Fraternity" takes kill orders by reading the random glitches in a bolt of cloth made on an enormous loom.

Fittingly, it had a pretty forgettable title.