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retoor8033247d@ScriptCoded admitting it is not an easy thing to do, it's true, https://youtu.be/RovF1zsDoeM/...
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lorentz14827247dMy GF likes to talk in a fake italian accent, which stacks in a really funny way with her natural thick chinese accent. Sometimes she forgets to switch back and talks like that to guests in the 4 star hotel she works at.
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retoor8033247d@gagan-suie I often do a privilege check. I go to the burger King and order a big Mac
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hjk1015803246d@gagan-suie @retoor you do know that it's really unwise to mess with the people that feed you.
Especially in burger joints, I've heard stories from fresh harvested pubic hairs to a good toilet bowl swipe. -
lorentz14827246d@retoor Iterator transformers have pretty colors, are almost readable without programming experience, and eat through accounting homework in an instant. I don't think she knows that it's called Rust.
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