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Shully
7y

So I had to work in a team for a CSS & HTML uni project with two others and the criteria was the web site had to be something funny and related to the university. So I talked with my so-called teammates about the project idea and what the web site would be about when one of them said "Let's make it about cats!". Okay I guess, not really sure what we could write about, but we'll manage. Then these fuckers just up and disappeared, leaving me to design and make content for the whole fucking thing. I lost sleep searching for fucking pictures of cute kitties because these stupid idiots couldn't find a minute of their oh-so important life to make a single commit! And guess what? One of them finally figured out that he won't get graded if he donesn't contribute and had the audacity to make the single most horrifyingly disgusting excuse of an HTML & CSS page I have ever seen. Divs with no closed tags, selectors like 'el1 > el2 > el3'. Classes? Who even uses them, right? I shit you not, seeing that, I was actually on the verge deleting his whole work and telling him a big 'fuck you'. Instead, I just suggested make a few edits and rebuilt his whole page from the ground up.

So that was my team. My gang. A fucking retard that made more work for me and an asshole that didn't even clone the repository. Even then, my project got the most points. But no, it got third place because first and second place worked alone!

Fucking cocksuckers! Working with a team of incompetent fuckwits is ten times harder!

https://shuily.github.io/CatUni/...

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  • 9
    You know were it went wrong?
    You said kitties 😂 it'll be a lot easier to find titties instead of kitties, and boy your team would have been super active. Jk
  • 2
    @ignuit
    It is working! Just... not for catuni. Free advertising I guess.
  • 2
    @htlr
    Kitties, titties, what's the difference?
  • 3
    I think I've had way much more fun on your website than I should have.. Oops 😂
  • 2
    That site was worth the first place for its cuteness
  • 3
    I know your feel bro
  • 2
    Must be damn lazy if they can't even handle half decent html and css... Sorry OP :(
  • 3
    cat tail; cat head
  • 2
    On the plus side, I really like your code, well done :)
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