1. How the world actually operates.

2. Don't EVER search for "shit pictures" online.

3. People are pretty stupid in parts of their lives. I used to be blissfully ignorant of this. Yes, I know this about myself now too. It sucks.

@AvgCakeSlice this is the same kid that brought a huge jar of pickles to school. She hid it in her backpack. Then distributed pickles at recess. I have started calling her the "pickler".

Here, have the traditional devrant welcome...again:

FUCK YOU! ;-)

We used to do this more. Haven't been true to the devrant spirit I think.

Cheers!

@TeachMeCode look up the Jersey Devil. People have been seeing that since like the 1600s. I think it is some kind of bat thing.

@awesomeest it sounds like more work. I got to much going on right now. I will be a cheer leader and cheer you on though.

@Lensflare my original response was a reference to Data as well.

@awesomeest I wonder how many warnings are recommendations from lawyers. Those recommendations being influenced by insurance claims and lawsuits.

@vane look up "conversational hypnosis" or hypnosis in general. Then watch a few news casts with open eyes.

@j0n4s

@netikras she looks a little young for that though...

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@TeachMeCode this gives me insight as to why millenials are the way they are.

@jestdotty I have eaten eggs raw. It made me poultry apathetic. I just didn't give a cluck anymore.

I just assume anyone contacting me is trying a scam. So every encounter, until proven otherwise, is an adversarial experience. Probably why I dislike other drivers, doh.

I keep staying up late on weekends because I don't want that time to end. So monday is always tougher.

I remember seeing a photo of a guy giving a presentation on an overhead. People say his browser on the projector. It had over 7 Bing Bars.

@asgs I haven't asked my oldest that is still in school.

The next oldest in school said a teacher yelled at her for: public display of affection. She likes to lock arms with her friend when they walk in the hallway. That is indeed stupid as well. She already has sensory issues and rarely will hug people. So this is counter productive to her social development.

It was having sex with a potato.

btw, I don't use arch.

Is this why every time I walk into work someone plays the "Hammer Time" song?

This for the people who chose life science instead of physics in high school. You know who you are.

@awesomeest I need to get the app that I can mark there are cops. Pretty sure most speeders use this. Then I just click there are cops when I want people to stop speeding. However, I don't like touching my phone at all in the car. So that is a problem.

@DreEleven I wish I could find the rant. It was interesting how they got stuck.

@DreEleven no, there was some weird full screen mode or something. Then there wasn't a key to get out something. It was years ago though. The irony is they were really stuck in vim and couldn't get out if they wanted to. They had to reboot.

@donkulator where else you sticking hamsters?

Didn't someone get hard locked/stuck in vim on a mac laptop a while back? There was actually no way out.

@lorentz I don't break check. That is dangerous.

We had a guy at work that brake checked people. Not sure if that is the whole reason, but he lost his license to drive.

@ScriptCoded I don't know, but I am playing a highly modified Skyrim modlist someone else made. I started doing quests to rough people up for the Companions. The first dude I rough up is a dude growing weed outside Whiterun. I stole a bunch of buds off his farm. When you said "bud" I thought about that dude.

I heard this rant.

@TeachMeCode I am almost always doing at 2 to 3 over when passing. These assholes are doing 85 to 90. We just had a dude die because an out of stater was going 90 on the same road. They can suck their own asshole with a straw. What does a felcher look like anyway?

Intentionally putting people's lives in danger is criminal imo. They just haven't killed someone yet.