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Me: “I’m gonna rebuild this site from the ground up.”
Also me, 5 minutes into it: “Can’t figure out this stupid CSS thing I need to do. Gonna take a quick break.”
Also also me, looking at it 5 days later:

rant just me?

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Browsing other social media after devRant and trying to find a technical relation... I'm like

rant devrant facebook

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Teacher: *writes <!doctype html> in his web page*

Teacher: Of course we're going to use HTML 5 for our application!

Also teacher: *continues to demonstrate <center> and <font> tags*

Ffs...

rant font html5 help center

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I have just landed my dream job. Coming from a background of java and python, I applied for a C++ heavy company... The interview process was centred on algorithms and I passed it. Now I get to learn the language I have always wanted to learn from pretty hardcore devs while I am getting paid. One of the best fucking days of the 21 years I have been alive for.

rant cpp first job offer

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Yesterday. It took me way to long to figure out why my mouse wasn't working....
Thanks, dear colleagues!

😐

rant

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Got married last Saturday.

Starting new job in couple of weeks

Life is good!

rant lost in the woods

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Learning about logic gates and how memory works, had to make a "D-latch" which is a flip-flop where the leds can never be on simultaneously.

Pretty cool stuff imo
https://imgur.com/a/MlfLy

(gif too big, sorry for the external source)

rant uni learning logic gates

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It would be great if there's a feature that you'll see the rants of other devs around your area. Must be exciting, ain't it?

rant idea devrant feature request

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Any computer engineering students here on devrant? !rant btw

question university

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Wk92 makes me realize why maths and coding are thaught together..

The time your prof last wrote a program was when computers were used for actual calculations only.😁

rant wk92 joke

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Never update an item in an adapter by position, use the holder instance. #androidRant

rant wk92

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No code on paper and no flipping MS office crap.

rant wk92

Stop teaching assembly first. It may be the underlying language, but your average coder never needs this confusing mess.

rant wk92

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My laptop got stolen the other day. The thing I miss the most? My 40+ open tabs!

rant

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Found this, did a devRanter make it?

rant

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I wonder if this shows up in next week...

undefined wk93

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A summary of why relationships generally don't work out for me...

undefined too deep dont fuck with my zone relationships

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Uhmm... okay...

rant wtf

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"stack overflow is full of pricks who think they're the best"

rant motherfucker imma .end() you

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Just make sure it works!

rant funny joke

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Good news: Today my app reached 1 million daily users. 😃😃😃💰

Bad news: It started out as a side project and my shitty code is not scaling well at all. 🙃

rant shitty code side projects

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When 1 update isn't enough

joke/meme update windows

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This is what I saw on the Domestic Terminal today. 🤣 Genius!

rant

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Obligatory DevRant sticker post. Cheers from Bulgaria, bowl of shkembe to scale.

I got 2 sets (one for free).

Now I need a place to stick'em.

rant stickers shkembe bulgaria

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Today my classmate came up to me and said he was a hacker.

I told him to prove it, and guess what? HE ACTUALLY HACKED GOOGLE!

It was amazing! He impressed so many kids in the class with his skills of pressing F12! How impressive is that?

He even wore a black hoodie and can spell his name in binary code. Not to mention, he changed google doc's page color to black and the font to green as he typed his essay.

I need to be careful... This 1337 h4x0r is really scary.

83w4r3

rant

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The wizard

joke/meme

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*eating at the local pizza restaurant*
me to waitress: hey do u guys support Bitcoin?
waitress: Yes we do!
me: great! I'd like to pay.
*waitress passes over the bill*
*i open my wallet and pull out a physical Bitcoin*
*waitress stares really confused at my Bitcoin with the scanner device in her hand*

rant storytime story restaurant bitcoin life real funny

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I know that feeling, kid...

undefined js

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Finnaly own a Mac!

Yes she may be an old 2009 model but with the upgraded RAM and added SSD, it's butteryu smooth!

rant mac

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My morning bowl of serial 😂😂

joke/meme 😂😂😂 random joke i will findy my way out

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