reading the screenshot and the comments here I had multiple bruh moments

Jumping off the 4th floor is more appealing than touching anything Laravel related, unless I'm allowed to cleanse it in the process.

> horus: I AM SO ALONE I AM SAD AND BAD AND MAD >:(

> girls all over the world: ;) ;) ;)

@jestdotty someone built the project with dependency vX.Y.Z, that's what you download.

Then a vulnerability is discovered later and a patch is released, you download the project and install the dependencies the project is supposed to run with.

NPM realizes some of those dependencies have vulnerabilities, shows you a warning.

But NPM is not going to change your project by its own will and risk breaking behavior you have already accounted for; updating dependencies is always a risk and it's something you consciously decide, not something that just so happens out of nowhere.

If you sell software on premise some calls are unavoidable.

npm is very trigger happy when it comes about warnings. Run npm audit fix if it bothers you, or ignore them otherwise.

@Lensflare GOOD MORNING SUNSHINE, YES IT WAS ME AND I'M POINTING FINGERS AT MYSELF, IT'S FUNNY UNTIL I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THE JOKE.

My sweet summer child.

> hotdogs

> choking hazard

You... you know you're supposed to chew them, r-right...?

I use Pinia for state management, it's slightly more sensible I think.

@retoor she was loafing on me, I forcefully woke her up for a photo. Momentarily not thrilled, but overall vibing hard.

One day I'll find out the smartass coming up with smart quotes and I'll desecrate their grave

"nooooo you can do this and that with imports vs require and there's the flag you need to manually activate for cjs and ejs modules to coexist and she took the kids and my father was right all along about me :("

Instead of the long-ass list of things I need to do to make sure the things that are supposed to work continue to do so, I'd be very interested in the long list of problems solved by this migration from commonjs to native modules (there's none)

If you write typescript, fuck you. Not because I hate typescript, it's because I specifically hate you.

Good morning I hate import\export so much it's unreal.

Implementing something for the sake of doing it, because there was LITERALLY 0 NEED TO RUIN EVERYONE'S DAY, but of course we can't have shit that works, there MUST be some C#\Java developer coming up with new ways to do exactly what we have been doing for the past 10 years.

The most comprehensible error in Angular (I'm writing to null somewhere and the log has like 7 more pages like this: my code is referenced nowhere)

@retoor the comfiest gato

@retoor I'm currently at my office, so I have to take a wild guess. My gf is taking an entire week of sick vacation, so I would say Puff is sleeping on her.

I'm a hater. I have no heroes, only grudges. Speaking of which, I really wish I could feed Taylor Otwell to the crows.

It's growing

> asks "why you all care so much"

> come back 20 minutes later

> 16 new answers

why you all care so much about shitposting, it goes beyond me

@retoor Puff tax

@netikras definitely not, they're just climbing

Cortana, what the fuck am I looking at

@atheist you place some event listener, forget to remove it when the component is gone, there's your memory leak.

@CatSharp needs to know

> yes sire I want to create this very tight coupling between frontend and backend; so much so, in fact, my backend returns the actual fucking frontend rather than the two of them being entirely separated projects as any sane person would treat two programs running in different environments, different languages and different machines with different requirements and different limitations. I want my API calls to return GUI elements rather than actual data and if I need to make a mobile application I need to make all of these endpoints from scratch again -this one time to return the actual data, because maybe this new application can't render HTML because it's not a fucking browser-, I want to be stuck with form url encoded stuff rather than having the freedom to send back and forth all the data I need, I want all of that bloat because the nostalgic feel is so good :)

Said by nobody ever.

I might be missing something but isn't this just eager loading a Many to Many association?

@Lensflare I don't have anything against SQL (nor against NoSQL, they are tools with their own good sides and bad sides)

I have A LOT against active record orms, which always end up being piles of complete garbage with obscure undocumented features to kind of make work some abomination which was never deserving to see the light to begin with.

I just realized how to fix one of the issues I was facing (namely: why was an ID column being included), and I had to run the debugger in their fucking library to find out what was happening and why.