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AboutLead developer and commonly annoyed person
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Skillsjava,php,python,web,systems
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LocationBarcelona
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Joined devRant on 10/16/2016
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- Sir, you must put away your laptop before the flight takes off.
- Is a tablet okay?
- Yes
- *Uncouples keyboard from Surface*
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What devrant taught me:
Everyone hates java
Everyone hates php
Everyone hates spaces
Everyone hates tabs
Everyone hates vim
Everyone hates windows
Everyone hates linux
Everyone hates clients
Everyone hates PMs
Everyone hates every language they're not working with
Everyone loves devrant 😊35 -
I go to my day job and people ask:
'So what you going to do with your 3 days off?'
'I'm going to code'
'Noooo you should relax and chill'
'I WISH!!!'6 -
'your computer is doing something weird come home'
'i can't, everyone is being evacuated because of the hurricane'
'....it's trying to install windows 10'
Me:10 -
Every single time I try and watch a coding related video on YouTube at the start I hear
'You need a website? Why not do it yourself..'
And I always respond with a sarcastic,
'Uh..why don't you go fuck yourself'
If you know...you know..3 -
!rant
Anybody else use coffee to postpone eating because you're too busy or on a role of bug free coding?8 -
Twitter spamming information making you think what you're learning is useless, I'm just trying to learn and get a job 😩3
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!rant
Need advice, learnt HTML CSS and light JavaScript and abit of Jquery, moving to back end stuff now but what should I learn, been told python is great, but with node coming to JS has made it more popular..any(unbiased) help please?1 -
'Betas' on amazon prime (original) is pretty damn good, easy watch and funny as hell
It's about a group of developers who create a product and try to find investors while balancing their crazy lives in Silicon Valley, I love it -
'React JS functional fun'
A tweet about reactjs, #'d with 'python' and an image of the ruby logo....someone's tired this Friday 😂1 -
Looking for the keyboard Elliot uses In season 1 on mr robot and I found a bug
TECHNICALLY it's displaying the correct CSS...just the CSS code instead 😂2 -
So this company wanted their site launched early..so I coded for 3 days straight, hardly a wink of sleep and I launched it by the new deadline they gave me. Then they send me screenshots of a million problems with CSS and I'm like...THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU RUSH YOU STUPID PRICKS2
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Can I have some experience so I can get experience to apply for jobs that require experience please?6