Starting a new job today, let‘s see how this turns out

My tip for staying productive: **Don't**

Take a break. Take a few. Have a nap. Take a stroll outside. Enjoy life.

Life's too short. If you're not having fun, you're doing it wrong.

Fuck productivity.

Code snippets without dependencies ❤️

Never thought one could explain this simple 🙆🙆🙆

lol wtf

😂😂😂😂

types of headaches

Goooooooooooood morning, devRant, This is me after 8 hours of work, and barely 5 hours of sleep followed.

Haha! Command lines :-P

This guy

Are you even a dev if you haven't done this once?

It's 2018, web developers, let get our tools on..

Oh!! Nevermind!!

Sorry for javascript lovers

What's code review?
*programming in production*

We are in 2017! :)

Client: is it possible to make my computer unhackable, untraceable, and make it to were it can never get viruses?

Me: yes!

Client: How?

Me: Just don't go on the internet.

Today I actually met people at a financial company that knew more about coding than me....

When u break up with ur girl n she ok with it

Like I said, teamwork is my top priority.

500 kbps hotel wifi my ass. I hijacked the smart TV's Ethernet connection and voila: 100mbps

I'm just really bad at finishing anythi

iLovePython

Professional googler.

She: Do dates make you nervous?

He: Oh yes, especially when the client and server are in different timezones and I need to calculate the difference and they are in different formats and I mean why can’t everyone just use ISO8601, right?

She: Okay never mind bye..........

As a Python user and the fucking unicode mess, this is sooooo mean!

well lead software engineer.....

That moment when your app is not working as expected...

Must've taken a loooot of time :)