simply wait for an year and give them low appraisals.

or better yet, don't wait for a year and start tormenting them with bureaucracy from day 1.

"why didn't you fixed the random bug that we assigned you 3 minutes before release, that would require 200+ file changes? why, why?"

also 2 people told me that they got 3/5 . one was an equally hardworking dev who was in an equal amount of rage and shock. another was a QA who is struggling to understand mobile testing but still trying to give his best.

@jiraTicket i am not a fucking potato that anyone can compare and berate me by saying "i am not the best potato they tasted"
i am a freaking fireman who is goving his 200% to ensure that your company not only doesn't get burned but also remains functional and holistic enough for newcomers to grow

as a dev we are supposed to complete pur tasks with perfection, we are not responsible for giving orgasms with our code

good thing the seat cover ie not locked behind a 2FA, or you would be taking a dump in your pants before the otp hits XD

@jestdotty i just remember a cartoon from my childhood which use to show a lot of flashing fights between powerful monsters and some cool orange dress long haired guys who would do some weird kame hama hai dance to get even more powerful. western content is super boring these days, so i thought watching pokemon, xmen and other shows from my childhood.
Mann these Asian Animes have some next level storylines and super weird fetishes

@NickyBones i mean internet rates were pretty high, those videos will be low quality 3gpp that you would have to download based on a static thumbnail, and CD based porn would be hard to watch if you don't have a personal room in your home. a lot of friction.
pornhub was a big advancement in porn tech for gen z lol.
just open the damn website and you van watch videos. and the gamification by gifs/thumbnail videos has increased the screen time by hours for porn watchers instead of 5-10 mins ( don't ask me for the sources of my umm research)

@retoor next iPhone 16 launch "we are making a leap of innovation and introducing a brand new, world's first feature: a back button"

apple nerds worldwide goes 🤯🤯🤯

soo much attention to detail but it still can't have a file manager or a home screen without app list blasting on my face

@spongessuck unit tests in android are literally the most useless piece of code and time wastage. we are just writing testcases for functions which are created as an implementation of interface. there are 100s of duplicate boilerplate file whose test cases are also duplicate

hey, so sorry to hear that. When did you got this sick? could he probably bronchitis or asthma, but if you are in Delhi/other polluted area, it might be a seasonal flu

PS the weather around me is somewhat cold. i have to wear full sleeves with 1 arm cut due to this brace. i can wear a complete full sleeve on my own, but wearing abbrwfe on top of the sleeve does not work well

my brace is similar to the pic below but of a different material and attaching mechanism.

@melezorus34 umm no such guy exist. the module is basically another folder in app codebase and i and other devs are free to explore it /commit in it.

regarding the peer reviews, our peer reviews are non existant. we go throught the PR and point out usual stuff like move strings to constants , use xyz function instead of abc function etc.

their PRs also got merged like this only. they would make PRs with 200 file changes and we won't bother going through them coz who would have thought that this feature will eventually come to us with this bad handover

teach us sensei

le upwork freelancers

" i will do it for $20"

here you go

fin means end. so finnish would mean sorta good enders.
either way, both definition seems to be good sex wise

umm, i have 6 accounts, where are they planning to show them?

ps : i really don't care about office politics and dumb time wasters anymore.
all i need is to work in a company where actual work is being done and devs are not sucked into a spiral of "dependencies", "calls", "prod issues" or 8 hr sprint plannings :/

@Hazarth "one has no idea.." 100% true that, mate. this is such an unusual phase of life that i never thought would be part of my journey, and I still can't comprehend it's impact on my future. hope everything gets better.

is it possible to connect on some more social platform? like insta or fb?

@Hazarth hey thanks for sharing this, it was helpful.

what is your approach towards going for adventure activities or general travel to mountains, beaches etc, or any other general activities where being more excited or energetic might lead to some accident?

also are you married/in a relationship? what's your approach in that area, like could this impact your life as the man of the family?

@SortOfTested @eeee hey, you guys still on this app?

@plokko hey are you still active on this app? would love to connect with you and discuss coroutine in depth

@netikras

kim jon un should blast the internet tower near your home

if the answer is not sex , then i am not going to open a browser and type all this shit

@Root haha you back on devrant? visit India too, you need an update on new stereotypes. now we have upgraded to momos and metro (:

wow and i thought my problems are bigger. more power to you man. i am sorry i don't have experience dealing with breast cancer ,so can't say anything certain,but i can understand the anxiety you might be going on with.

I just hope you could focus on being happy about the baby a bit as that's a very good news and your wife and family might need that.

Again, more power to you man, you can handle this.

umm sir, this is a Wendy's

the space between @data and @builder caused some issue ? and why is status a part of model? is it serielizable+expected?