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Aboutdumpster diving my way thru code like a dung beatle feverishly hammering against spaghetti
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Skillsproud lisp hacker, vim nutjob, scheming thru the web an'beyond
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@electrineer daaaang, maaaan, you're merciless
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what? where? not on my family it's not! Neither my 10y sis, nor our 11y cousin or her 13y brother have phones...
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@jestdotty actually, Russia is half of Europe 🤔
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that's awfully specific 🤔
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been there, done that, not worth the pain if it's scriptware
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drunk on fangness, have you survived your first layoffs already?
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Too much videogame will do that to you
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I'm pretty sure you should see a lawyer just to be safe. If you can and choose to take some legal measure, know that it might poke holes on future job applications
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however, it will depend on where your randomness came from. Obviously, if it was pseudorandom-ish, you probably will find some literature out there about what you witnessed
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My 2 cents would be trying to solve that random sample to find out if they define a space. That space, if found, will be your parameters
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@Wisecrack cuz with bytecode you can literally count instructions.
Let me see if I get that right.
you ran the algo, got some stuff right 👍🏻 the stuff that was wrong 👎🏻 you "clamped" 🪠 those to a random space and found the correct values in that space somewhere.
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I do not mind a little cushion for the pushing - thou I'm a scrawny stick of a man, I like them curves.
I do mind obesity thou. Not that it's ugly or anything, but, unless it's a genetic issue, I can't fathom how the fuck do those obese-by-habit people eat all that nutricidal shit when there's literally a child going hungry on the street next door. That, to me, that's a character flaw.
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Down vote me all you want, but if you're fat just cuz you eat too much and not cuz you were born that way, you should be giving away that extra calorie intake to those in need instead -
@Lensflare TBH, about Swift... It's a fucking masterpiece! Too bad it's from Apple
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That's cuz you were 300 years early
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you got time then, right? so, would you mind doing me a solid?
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That's something I think clojure got right, .edn files make that shit much more readable
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@TeachMeCode no hack, using classes to force nominal typing is a suggestion from the language's documentation.
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It works but adds unnecessary overhead, which to a control freak like me is like dropping a bucketful of acid on my brain -
@netikras indeed , that's what JavaScript's all about reinventing the wheel every at every single fucking step 🤌🏻
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Someone call @demolishun cuz he's got a contender
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⚠️ Warning: solution 1 will drive typescript mad. To avoid that, you must override it's structural typing by using a class holding a "tap" HOF-method instead of just a function
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Yes, but you'll need more than just console.log.
I see two ways you can go forward with this.
1. Write a "tap" HOF that you'll hook to functions. It will overshadow the global console.log inside the function it's tapping, generating a different indentation and another, new, "tap" HOF for tapping functions nested within the first one.
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I've also highlighted the syntax so that I can know what I'm looking at without actually reading. It does make bad code much more apparent tho... Don't know if that's a perk
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@jestdotty thank you very much, it's custom made from me to myself. I made it so it has tons of contrast but without the eye strain
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y'all keep winning and mi mi mi, size, mi mi mi, buah buah, me me me me me me
so narrow minded, see "web" and can't think straight
wasm's not a replacement for anything. the whole fucking purpose of the thing is running shit across platforms.
For fuck sakes, it doesn't even need a fucking browser to run.
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But, if you gimme that code, looking up the bytecode could also be enough
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Shit, if it's recursive you can write that function, memoize it and pretty print that cache for us.
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nossa, senhora... OP needs murdering before they lay eggs
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Maybe, you know any wasm languages? If no, you've no choice. Learn and forget, someday it might be useful.
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Looks recursive, giiiimme! give it to meeeee!!!! I want, no I need, to see it!
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@TeachMeCode yes. It's disgusting.... Digging through `tsc`' source code makes it all even more appalling.