The floor is java

Bloody ColdFusion. I hate it so much. Not only is it an inferior language. Also, every update breaks something. Adobe should have sticked with developing graphics packages like Photoshop and Illustrator, because they really suck at everything else.

Is it because of Monday, or am I just depressed? I can't figure it out.

Guilty

where's the IT guy..?

Some of yall really need to learn git and learn how to communicate with other people and fucking be considerate human beings who are not fucking all leaches off society but goddamnit we can’t have nice things. All it’s gotta be is ruthless assholes in this industry I’m fucking so done I hate everyone in dev and I want out I FUCKING WANT OUT PLEASE GOD KILL ME

https://aprogrammerlife.com/top-rat...

people be like mimimimi it blocks mimimi

motherfcker, I'm not indulging your shortcomings

Don't bug your backend engineers please ... just give us what we really want!

Ever been thinking about something only for someone to call your name and get you out of your train of thoughts?

sigh...

why do i feel like sOfTwArE cErTifiCaTiOnS are the biggest scam in the world

literally zero prediction of the quality of work you will produce, cuz you could float through them anyway

i guess even more 🤡 is companies that request certain "certifications"

correct me if i'm wrong; are there certifications of the equivalent rigor like the fundamentals of engineering (fe) exam? in this sense, our industry is far behind... though to be fair 90% of software is non life / operational critical like building a freaking bridge is

Being a c# junkie moving to c++, I hated the archaic practice of declaring things in one file, then implementing them in another.

I have been using c++ as my main language for about two months straight now, and I went back to a c# project and I HATE not having them in separate files.

Funny, eh?

A "hotfix" that also includes new features

!rant. Isn't the movie matrix full of ideas from hindu religion concepts such as Brahman , soul , avatar and Maya.

Deleting code and cutting out half the loc in a file and eliminating complexity is the best feeling in the world 😎