nope. just rusty old legacy projects. they're terrible. but at least they're not in rust.

@jestdotty perfect example of why it's a waste of time trying to explain this to you. your mind doesn't seem able to grasp more than two nuances of any topic.

it isn't. javascript is awful.

@jestdotty yes, but it's a little bit too complex to break down into one single association with an abstract group like "communists".

so details about it would only confuse you.

@donkulator if it consists of "people shouting", then it's rather the society that's anti.

i recommend headphones with ANC

@jestdotty please, tell me, where did i mention - or imply - in any way i'm a communist?

i believe i tried (and failed) several times before to explain to you that "saying one extreme is crap" does not automatically mean "the other extreme is great".

50% attending pointless meeting the customer demands to have the whole dev team in

40% trying to diplomatically tell the customer that they are complete and utter idiots and their ideas are so stupid that they're actively increasing the risk of brain cancer all around

7% getting coffee

3% actual dev work

that's not 95% of devs. that's 95% of people who apply to the positions.

good devs usually _have_ a job they can keep, so don't need to apply that often.

@jestdotty none, because in a capitalist system, there are no moral companies. but i think it's not worth the effort to try to explain to you how "actively WANTING to make the system even worse just to get on top" is different from "just being stuck in the system and trying to make the best out of it".

@b2plane considering how strongly you are focused on your "enormous shits", you have to be pretty close to the bottom.

@Hazarth yeah, thing is: it doesn't matter if you make everything worse because you _are_ an asshole, or because you _convincingly play_ an asshole.

also acceptable: blue paint, after you sniffed it enough.

so your response to "the system is garbage" is "let's make the system even more garbage, as long as there's a chance i'm no top of the creapheap".

you little ferengi.

well, people who know what they're doing don't work in agencies.

it's the javascript/typescript-way.

the world never made sense, and never will.

at least as long as people are around.

also: "production deployment happened on Friday" - there you have the source of all problems.

it's completely normal. sometimes eggs just get a bit wrinkly during shell formation.

you just almost never see this in bought eggs because those are usually directly sent to industrial use instead of retail.

because people are so far removed from the natural world that even tiny, insignificant abberations from the accustomed default of our Brave New World can be enough to confuse simple people.

that is a phrase only a completely brain-amputated middle-manager in an enterprise environment could utter non-ironically.

so... your problem is that... _people exist and are different from you_?

(that... _and_ your morbidly extended colon from taking unhealthily huge craps while hallucinating your 'hot blonde gf')

you seriously know how to use a computer, but not how potatoes reproduce? smh...

the apocalypse can't come soon enough.

@TeachMeCode "This code is punishable by the electric chair while being shot at by the firing squad" - yes. it's right there in the title. 'JavaScript'.

"Is there a good alternative to using a MacBook Pro?" - literally ANY notebook not from apple.

cause that's all you're capable of.

@12bitfloat well, "they" at KDE think they're bill gates by being asshole idiots ;)

that being said: gnome 3 sucks as well. long live cinnamon!

you misspelled "KDE" there, buddy.

well, if you want to weazel and brownnose your way up by dint of sociopathic strategies instead of earning success by posessing skill, then go ahead.

but most people who eat alone do so because they _want to_ eat alone. so don't pester them.

@kanyewest sorry, it's not easy to keep track of the numerous ways in which you suck.

dishonor on your cow!

dude..

if you're hallucinating all this: get help. now.

if this is all serious reality: get help. now.