b2plane

35d

Dad: Yo b2plane!!!!!🤬🤬😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬

B2plane: what

Dad: i just went to toilet and i saw ur shit floating in it. Why dont u flush the toilet!?!?🤬🤬

B2plane: i did

Dad: then flush it again! Look how huge ur shit is! U always shit and never flush the toilet. Stop letting shjt float around💩💩💩

Shit thing is i always fucking flush the toilet after shitting but my shit is way too big and fat that not even toilet can flush it! And nobody believes me, everyone thinks i just shit and dont flush like im a barbarian!

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Comments

8

tosensei

7359

35d

well you flush without checking, that's worse than not flushing at all, you super-barbarian.
8

Demolishun

30842

35d

If there is still brown,

Stay and make it go down.
2

cafecortado

6812

34d

Buy a better toilet
0

b2plane

6116

34d

@tosensei i flush and check and looks good. But shit somehow pulls back up after 15-20 seconds and stands there at the bottom of the toilet water, visible
1

shovethisrant

5877

34d

This is ur girlfriend speaking:

You are late to the appointment of my weekly shoe cleaning😠. When you’re a bad boy and you don’t lick my shoes👠 clean, u know imma have to tie you up and give you some red skin… 👏
0

tosensei

7359

34d

@b2plane well, the list of reasons why you should _sooner rather than later_ visit a proctologist now covers multiple volumes..

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