Anyone ever noticed the names Github gives to their releases for Github Desktop?

IKR. 🙂

Me and my senior used to do doodle in papers whenever we get stuck in some code problems or having free time. It always has been our way to relax our mind kind of meditation.

One day our boss saw our doodle work. He asked us to do doodle in office wall. So far this has been our progress.

Interviewer: Tell me about yourself.
Me: Are you sure about that?

So woke up this morning and Paypal had just banned my account with no reason whatsoever. I only receive funds from 3 clients who I have been working with for a few years now. My account is already verified with my ID and utilities bill. Am a freelance so I depend on it. So it's a case of ' hey, we think you did something wrong, we are not going to tell you what but are banning you permanently and keeping your money for 6 months'. F piss of shit of a company.

So, company I work at, is on desperate need of PHP developers, who can work in WordPress and Magneto. Company announced vacancy.

Only 20 CVs were dropped 4 days before from today. So company called all of them for interview and I was one of the interviewer. Most of applicants told me that they know Laravel but not WordPress.

I was like fine. Maybe they can work on WordPress too. But I was wrong. Here are some funny interviews:

Me: how many types of inheritance does PHP support?
Applicant 1: 7. Single, multiple, etc..

Me: Do you know difference between interface and abstract class?
Applicant 2: (he just said some gibberish)

Me: why do u prefer Laravel to WordPress?
Applicant 3: because by default Laravel support payment gateway, so we can create e commerce application faster. WordPress doesn't support payment gateway.

Me: how many WordPress site you have worked on?
Applicant 4: I have 4 themes in WordPress.org
Me: Do you create all of them by yourself?
Applicant 4: Yes
Me: Do u know difference between require and include?
Applicant 4: No
Me: Do u know difference between query_posts and WP_Query?
Applicant 4: No
Me: (facepalm)

When you find that there is no difference between the way client and Donald Trump speaks.

Client hasn't paid since April last year. Now wants to engage another company to maintain my site. Kill switch?

So far everything here is normal. No reported case. Am in East Africa. Normal routine.

I will do it on Sunday night. I said. It's 2:35AM. No power and presentation is in a few hours. Perfect. Just perfect!

Always underrated. Never appreciated.

Username: admin Password: admin

So I taught git to my colleagues. They were happy to learn new things.

I asked them to commit things that they have done with proper message in every projects from now on. I find 50-80 commits to pull in every 10mins. Ughhh. They were committing every single changes they were making. 😂😂😂

Sometimes simple things can overwhelms some people

It's an extreme sport here. That's all I can say

Decided to act like the bigger guy and hand a website to a client who doesn't respect developers n designers. But, want to teach him a lesson sometime. Apart from a kill switch. Any ideas? Custom function or something? Hasn't even paid me yet.

Any guys in Italy, China South Korea etc. Is it as bad as the media potrays it? My country just had its first confirmed case. Any advise on how to go about it, what to stock etc?

Honestly, am I the same guy who wrote this code 4 years ago? How comes I never commented it! Shit man. What do you do with code that works just fine but you don't know how it works..???

After spending time trying to work in frameworks and new popular environments on my Windows machine(😵), I now don't hate ASP.NET.

After one too many Yak shaving experiences, I am just so happy that it doesn't break the moment I change something. 😭

Someone asked me to check on his Wordpress site. Can't upload media. 'Failure to write to disk' Updating fails too. Directory and file permissions are ok. Server has enough space. Cleared tmp. Any more ideas?

Ok. Kill me now. WTF! This thing gets to 100% and starts all over again? Probably going to mess up Grub. I hate these updates. Restarted twice now!

idiot clients the fuck up abouts.

Fucking time yaks

recript anything

For those who hate to like PHP. I have an issue. Character encoding.

A semicolon ' is replaced by ’

A fullstop . is replaced by ' Â

Any ideas?

I extended WooCommerce functionality using gravity forms. For users to upload files. I want a script or function to automatically append order I'd to the begining of the filename on any order. I know you had the platform but ....