I wonder how many bitflips did they trigger last night...

Looks pretty. But much too scarry when you understand what it is.

👍 https://github.com/auchenberg/...

"If you want your software to be adopted by Americans, good tests scores from the CI server are very important. Volkswagen uses a defeat device to detect when it's being tested in a CI server and will automatically reduce errors to an acceptable level for the tests to pass. This will allow you to spend less time worrying about testing and more time enjoying the good life as a trustful software developer."

So today was a bit more productive than usual.

Get spammed by some loser on substack and learn how to break the law in 50+ countries! yay!!!!

god

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

i swear i'm going to start a new SaaS equivalent to send your enemies glitter but its called send your substack enemies glitter and it just spams them forever with fake emails

mystery food science

what happened to this egg

Praying to every deity, I begged to spare me, to never kill my inner child. To never make me grow up into materialistic mindset that punishes curiosity and denies miracles.
It seems like my wish was granted. Am I naive? Sure. Do I have kid ego? Sometimes.
But I never wanted to be someone else.

I just realized Azure has a better user experience than AWS

My office computer ran out of hard drive space so I asked for an upgrade.
Instead they gave me a brand new computer with awesome specs and a mid-top tier graphics card, so now all I want to do is play games.
Productivity may drop...

Got an error trying to [Leave] a meeting in Teams

*sigh....*

Just Teams being Teams...

Now I'm probably stuck in that meeting somewhere deep in MS's servers forever.

7 day streak of running 2.5 km every morning!

Today’s my work anniversary, which also means it’s the anniversary of the day my friend Kirk got a Twitter response from Missy Elliott after he tweeted about writing a function called missyElliott that takes a data structure, flips it, and reverses it (something that may have been a crazy thing that happened once but that we as his friends tell everyone about and celebrate every year, much to his horror).

https://kirkday.club
The org we volunteer for (and that he’s a maintainer of) even went so far as to create Kirk merch (https://store.virtualcoffee.io/sear...)

@fullstackcircus promised to reveal his true identity at 10k updoots. I'm waiting

I know it's pedantry but I flinch whenever I read "please RSVP"

I got a baby (<1yr) tortoise and i named him JSON.

Ok... @tosensei you win. I'm gonna start using a knife for all round, orange, citrus fruits. (It's a tangelo)

My tip for staying productive: **Don't**

Take a break. Take a few. Have a nap. Take a stroll outside. Enjoy life.

Life's too short. If you're not having fun, you're doing it wrong.

Fuck productivity.

in your opinion, what is the most important feature of a programming language? For me it’s getting paid for using it.

People from first-world countries, what are your biggest problems?

⚠️🚨 PRO TIP 🚨⚠️

ZOOM IN ON TERMINALS + STAGE MANAGER = LITTLE SIDEBAR PREVIEW OF TERMINAL PROGRESS

There once was a sysadmin, Eddie,
Who could strip, touch and finger real steady.
But when it came to the mount,
(From his sweetheart's account),
It was always "Device is not ready".

do anyone have any more such poems/limericks?

That was phenomenal!

Every now and then you need a kick to your nutsack and vagsack to realize how replaceable you are and be humbled.

For that I am opening a gym where we train for this event by kicking your ball sack.

Abs of the day: COBOL

Nachos vs hotdogs-which is the bigger choking hazard?

There’s something I gotta tell ya.
I posted this a while ago. This Friday, they removed a tumor from my lower lip. I never had tumors before, let alone on my face.
I’ll know if it was malignant or not next Friday.

I’m doing abs of the day!
Abs of the day — Erlang

That, my friends, is a Dell Poweredge r610, with 2x e5670 and 48GB of registered ECC memory, mounted underneath my desk at work, using mounts I 3D printed at home.

Roughly £140 all in, and I now have a nice little development server, AND leg heater!

He did not 😢

I can crush a watermelon with my thighs. How do you think your neck would fare? And where do you think AoK went?

So I've been working on collaborative localization, which means robots in a team help each other improve their pose estimation!
We submitted a paper to a robotics conference (fingers crossed), and you can find a video from the demo here:
https://youtube.com/watch/...