Advertising fail

Vim + Monokai + Transperent Terminal.
(Damn, I should do this early)

My morning:

Me: Why did you just delete the failing unit tests?

Intern: I debugged it for a while and found one of the other developers broke it with his recent changes. I couldn't fix it.

Me: Did you let him know he broke it?

Intern: No.

Me: So you just deleted it and decided to pretend the feature isn't broken?

Intern: ... No ... I mean ... well you told us yesterday we needed to have all the tests passing.

(I NEED a stress ball people)

Whenever someone at our university forgets to lock his laptop, we change his default font in Eclipse to Comic sans 😂 Just to Show him why security is important.

Typical day in IT Support :P

When somebody comes up with a "hacky" solution:

Been there for two weeks

[Team lead] why didn't you deploy to production like i told you, while i was sick?
[Me] nobody told me i should do that
[TL] i wrote you on slack
[Me] I'm pretty sure you didn't
*TL scrolls through history, can't find proof*
[TL] okay I can't find anything, I probably told you in a hangout call

He did not, I would remember that...

Apparently thousands of our users are still using IE 6. While average users spend ~12 minutes on our site, they spend ~20 minutes.

Why programmers like UNIX:

unzip, strip, touch, finger, grep, mount, fsck, more, yes, fsck, fsck, fsck, umount, sleep

When the Coke machine at Five Guys needs a better processor...

- So, you're a backend or frontend developer?

+ Weekend developer.

When I accidentally double tap on someone's rant.

Security is everything for this application

thinking of creating a new js framework 😎

This shit happens too, often.😡😡😡

At middle school they kept on banning the flash game sites so I made one my self but it was called something like mathhomework.somefreehost.com, the landing page looked like a homework site and all the flash games were called something like problem_1.swf. I use to sell logins to class mates at like £2.50.

holy sh*t... its Monday... God please help me....

When I was 14 years old my mom wouldn't buy me a game which was for sixteen years old people. At this point I didn't know how hard programming actually is so I decided to make the game by myself. And now I'm sixteen and in love with programming. (by the way started with C++)

My 7yo used the guest account on my galaxy tab s2 to get youtube access and search for "pistol". I cought him by the sounds of it... I confiscated it, and told him of the danger, but ++'d him for the " hack"... Guess I should be embarrassed by leaving the guest account available. :S

if (thing = anotherThing)

I think we've all made this mistake at some point..

#wife{
right: 100%;
margin: 0;
}

Just a refresher..

On his first week at job, the junior says:

Hey guys! Check out this new website I found! You'll thank me later.

Please

I once forgot to lock a cronjob, which dispatched queued text messages. Some people received the same message ~five times. I wasted around 4000 EUR in total ... :(

Linux, the power of community..

Always happens..😆😆😆

Programming Fact