modern callback hell

I carry a mac M2.

My brother has a similar bag to mine.

He put his bag in place where I used to put mine.

I went and opened bag.

There was NO Mac M2.

My heart nearly skipped a beat.

git checkout -

^ this takes you to previous branch btw.

const PROVIDER_TYPES = Object.freeze({
FACEBOOK: "facebook",
GOOGLE: "google",
GITHUB: "github",
X: "x",
});

learn design patterns.

you can instantly understand where goes what and you can make sense of any large projects.

this could be the final nail in the coffin for me.

so. fed up.

someone came and wrapped all the function with
Promise. And async callback.

LIKE, ALL OF THEM

57 functions.

now you have an extra try catch in it.

YEAH
I counted.

this came super handy today

https://github.com/ollama-webui/...

chatGPT was down and I asked local:

"codellama"

It is quite good.

Super easy to install new models. and super easy to remove too.

mongpoop

this is how our upgrade from mongoose v5 to v6 went

v5: strictQuery is false by default

v6: strictQuery is true be default

^ realized this once our update went live, we are now manually migrating several hundreds of production data.

v7: strictQuery is false by default.

what!!!

my last week. dec 10 onwards

there is a dev in our company who actually does this:

if()
{
}

and not this:

if(){
}

This is unreal.

should I change my name to useNeovim?

ever sneezed while chewing chilli

it was not a technical interview.
just screening.

guy: tell me smth about redis.

me: key value, in memory storage.

guy: more

me: umm, the concept is similar to localStorage in browsers, key value storage, kinda in memory.

guy: so we use redis in browsers?

me: no, I mean the high level concept is similar.

guy: (internally: stupid, fail).

ran 7 servers locally
1 frontend
6 backends.

tested a task I'm working on.

worked flawlessly.
dayaum.

hooks and hocs

pasted 594077 lines of json in nvim

it
was
a
mistake

now you can blame ChatGPT, if your code breaks.

this week

.......................

javascript
javascript

hapijs
expressjs
reactjs
mongoosejs

js
js
js
js
js

You didn't understand
because
I didn't listen.

need to say this to my PM.

currently keychron k4c3 😘

currently in the episode 3 of 'The Last of us'

the only reason I use firefox is because of this. https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/...

imaging getting organic traffic.
but
Hugeeeee but.

you pay for the ads which redirects to the search keyword that ranks your site to the top.

https://github.com/jubalh/...

reading this for my npm package which has ~7 weely downloads.

since universe is expanding.

what was there in it before our universe reached there.

I think JS can answer this question.

it was 'undefined`
once our universe reaches there it becomes null.

its still nothing but no longer 'undefined'.

I am in a phase where I am getting good with regex and want to write it everywhere :D

sr: XML is difficult format parse PDF instead.

me: (-_-)ゞ゛

checks code...

foo.fooBar = element
.match("<XMLELement>(.*)</XMLElement>")[1]
?.trim();

me: (☉_☉)

ingenuity

needed testing with 3 acccounts.

as a dev, I managed to do this with two screens, juggling here and there.

The QA guy, just installed 3 monitors.

I am like

(⊙＿⊙')(⊙＿⊙')