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"I'm not paying for a website that's going to be free to visit, that doesn't make sense"
-A million $ idea guy
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Programmer boyfriend: *explaining his work and code and how things work*
PBF: does that make sense?
Me: of course
Narrator: it did not make sense7 -
"could I get admin privileges to reboot this server?"
Sounds valid enough, right?
OH YEAH SURE, YOU'RE A TINY USER ON A HUGE ASS SHARED SERVER, OF COURSE I'LL GIVE YOU ROOT ACCESS TO REBOOT THE WHOLE FUCKING SERVER.
Worst part, he didn't understand why that would be weird.
Can I buy a little common sense somewhere for this guy?28 -
Pro tip to error messages #1: keep them simple and short
Pro tip to error messages #2: make them make FUCKING SENSE
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Never look at your computer when it's compiling, it can sense you and it becomes more prone to errors.
#CompilerConspiracy4 -
I really hate Apple for popularizing reversed scrolling on touchpads. It doesn't make any fucking sense.16
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From Reddit
Q: Is there a word that describes a fear/phobia of regular expressions?
A: Common Sense3 -
when you have to do this because the code looks correct but you're not sure what the heck is wrong because it doesn't make sense
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I have to update Visual Studio Installer before I can remove Visual Studio
Makes sense
Thank you Microsoft
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I have a friend that is a girl that loves to snapchat everything she does, the problem is that she now works (in apprenticeship) at a huge company and she snapchats her desktop who has a lots of post-it notes and her screen which is showing excel spreadsheets with customers data and stuff...
And she does this on a regular basis btw
Who can be possibly that dumb...5 -
Alrighty then, so you can do this and it'll still work...
Like, I suppose technically speaking it makes sense....
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Programming is like writing a book... except when you miss a single comma on page 126, the whole thing makes no sense.
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WARNING: cringe for full-stack developers..
Recruiters at it again - how does any of this make sense?
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Installing MacOS on Virtualbox running on Windows 10 which is running on MBP Bootcamp partition.
Makes sense.
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Decided to update an old project. Turns out I wasn't stupid 6 years ago and my code still makes sense :)))4
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If anyone knows us inside out it's our Father! ❤️
He can sense the right or wrong even before we do. He has a special kind of sixth sense and why not, he's our DAD of course! 😅
Happy Father's Day to the Superheros
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My favorite language syntactically is C#, it makes sense to me, I'm never confused (mostly). What's yours?26
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... huh... That wasn't expected...
(Although makes a lot of sense when you read the article)
Source: goo.gl/3oQ1aG
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Web Developer with no common sense: “I’m going to query the currency calculator API for each of the 1000 records to convert.”.
Web Developer with common sense: “I’m going to query the currency rates API and use the calculation to convert each of the 1000 records.”6 -
That cringe fest when non IT people throw random phrases related to IT which doesn't even make sense just to impress the audience6
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People should understand that the eye retina can't see a difference between 4k and 1080p on 5" phone
Oh now he tells me "My 4k phone looks like my TV!!!!!" as if TVs had high PPI screens >.>
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Having to talk to non technical people and explain them technical things. Painful in every sense of the word. :(1
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!rant Having serious trouble doing anything productive in the “career-oriented” sense with my holiday break.
But I made slippers. That’s productive, right?
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I'm getting the sense that the devRant algo somehow thinks I love seeing rubber duck memes every 3 posts...2
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction.
So I packed up my stuff and right.2 -
I move that the term snake case be renamed sausage case because it makes way more sense.
this_is_a_sausage
Snakeslookmorelikethis10 -
I started recently working for a big company, and when I say big, I mean really BIG.
Well, my colleagues are from different parts of the world, of course some names are harder to pronounce, so, let's say your name is 'Yagarishmakeshin', well, sometimes is easier(and I used to think friendly) to call you by a shorter name, for this example let's say 'Yag', you know, like Apu form the Simpsons, which is normal I think, people use to call me always by shorter names too and is fine.
Well, yesterday I received a complain from HR saying some people complain about this, it turns out this is offensive or degradating; I was also warned about not calling a girl 'girl', example:
- random girl at my team - So, I created this routine which is very effective and provides good performance
- me - Awesome girl, very cool
Well, Someone complain I call them 'girl' and is not fine.
I cannot tell you how frustrated I feel about this, is like, if you feel uncomfortable with a short name, just say it to me, something like 'Hey I prefer you call me by my full name' or something like that, but nah, you prefer to raise a complain like if I were a fucking predator or something; Also, I cannot retaliate or mention the topic, I need to change and pretend nothing happened.
Fuck you big corporations, and fuck you skinny stupid bitch16 -
When the developers are told to implement the given design without questioning whether a design makes sense at all
...
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So I just created a function called GetMinutesFromMinutes... It actually makes sense and I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse :)10
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Don’t know that I’ve seen this posted here yet. Either way, the Google devs definitely have a sense of humor
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so the bank has decided to charge me for sending me the sms notification for the sms- notification-charges
makes sense 🤨 ?
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Our boss doesn't have a great sense of humor so doing any prank whatsoever could easily cost my job1
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Do you ever feel like you developed a sixth sense for hunting the source of bugs on your or other people's code?2
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I always end my iOS apps with an anonymous inner function. Call me sentimental, but it gives me a sense of closure1
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I threw an error into my code to find where the code was having trouble but instead of raising and error it fixes the problem and runs flawlessly
At this point I can't tell if python loves me or hates me2 -
Okay...
I can understand, that you´ve never used a file versioning system.
But why the everloving fuck would you commit EVERYTHING BUT the files you have added or edited???
Don´t you have some common sense?
The hell is wrong with you?
(My thoughts after seeing the last commit of the new intern...)9 -
For the love of all things sacred, put a damn space between your parentheses and whatever comes before/after them. It is totally not cool to read if(expression){}.
No, seriously, I mean that.11 -
“The theory of quantum electrodynamics describes Nature as absurd from the point of view of common sense.” ~ Richard Feynman
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In VS Code, why may positive feedback be only 257 characters long, where negative feedback can be 270 characters long
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Yes, php, it makes total sense that `array_diff` compares the string representation of the elements.1
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You think americans are weird with their imperialistic units [inch, ounce, yard, pound, mile, ...]?
You think canadians are weird with their mixture of imperialistic and metric units [miles, liters, ...]?
Well I think we are all weird with our am/pm nomenclature when we start counting at 12 and end with 11 [12pm, 1pm, 2pm, ..., 11pm, 12-fucking-AM]
good luck making sense of that one!
"please run this command at 12pm sharp" -- is that noon or midnight? Did the chap writing this know which is which?19 -
Anybody else felt a pressing why crisis leading to procrastination, a sense of impending doom, and and constant failures or feelings of failure.7
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I was teaching a friend of mine how CSS works for her exam and we reach the point where she had to style the tables and she reads:
To avoid having spacing between table cells you can use:
border-collapse: collapse
[...]
border-collapse can also have value "separate"
She fucking freaked out like "WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN THE SENSE OF IT? SHOULD I HAVE BORDER SEPARATE: SEPARATE? WHY THE FUCK SHOULD I WRITE THAT TWICE? HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS EVEN WORK OUT?"
I just loved how she doesn't know how to make a website but she already hates CSS before even using it on an actual browser2 -
TIL pointers are slower than normal variables, and it makes a lot of sense, when previously I had thought the opposite.7
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C'mon CBA, get it together. If today is Friday and something happened on Thursday (AKA yesterday) that's "1 day ago". It is known!
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i don't understand girls. they just don't make any sense. if only they behave like my IDE.
My IDE :
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I can’t be the only one who feels an overwhelming sense of crushing loneliness on Friday evenings.8
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Ken Thompson. Zero ambition but incredible achievements. Bottom up programmer, no bullshit, and a great sense of humor.
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Film a documentary/reality television series chronicling how A. I.'s eventually self destruct trying to make sense of client requirements.
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For half a year, I couldn't find a job. Now I can't find any to hire. WTF, that doesn't make sense.3
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"What in the name of hell? Why? No.. absolutely not. Jeeeesus. Holy cow!! Haha.. that's funny. No friggin way! Oh that makes sense..wait, that makes no sense. Screw it I give up."
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Android Documentation.
I don't get any of them.
They don't make any sense.
https://github.com/cozyplanes/...3 -
Mentors dont understand the power they have...
My mentors boss (non technical) will ask me to do something that either makes no sense or technically impossible. Without a mentor whos willing to say "that makes no sense to ask" or just "he will need an extra week to do it" can change an internship from a horrible nightmare to a great experience1 -
Real talk tho: whose idea was it to make comments end with semicolons? Doesn't make that much sense...6
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RIDDLE!!!
Find the right word and make sure it makes sense =D
"(blank) is hard. (blank) is even easier."7 -
JavaScript type comparisons. They are annoying, some times they don't make sense and they promote bug making.2
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When you've been without a clue for ages, life just isn't making sense anymore, and then you realise your IDE imported java.awt.List1
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Somehow being able to make perfect sense out of the meaningless and vague requirements pushed down from upper management.
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Trying to learn 10 finger system as a gamer, fucking WASD was burned in my mind for a long time already...
Yeah, I never bothered since I'm pretty fast at typing anyways, but I'm hoping I could get a little faster like this, for the long run
Ah yeah also to stop looking at the keyboard
Now I'm curious, what do you guys type like?
If that makes sense12 -
Today was:
Fuck it, this API makes no sense I'm tired of trying to make sense of it...
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OMG this makes more sense, why didn't I do this at first?1 -
How does the created time work in Devrant's API?
I get 'created_time': 1563478239
It makes literally no sense14 -
Don't translate your shitty software automatically dipshits. I'd rather have no translation than one that doesn't make any sense1
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Hate it when customers are acting like they know everything about IT and then say things that make absolutely no sense ... 😡
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To Mac fan boys... Suck it. In the time I've had 1 BSOD on Windows 10 I've had 7 kernel panic on Mac is x at work. And the MBP is newer.6
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Who the hell named it POJO.
That "Plain Old" doesn't make sense at all. They could have just named it "JO"8 -
Dreamed about fixing an unsolvable bug in some code that made absolutely zero fucking sense and woke up with a fucking migraine.
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How isolated do you have to be as a developer to not know why you don't commit compiled files into source control? And then argue about it?2
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Have you ever thought to send a security code to the email the user put in the sign up form just to say him later "the password must contains at least 8 characters, etc." and ask him to fill the form again from scratch?
Who is so dumb to put the input check in this order? Honeywell.
- The email is correct?
- Ok, send a code and ask to confirm it
- The password meets the requirements?
- No, ask to confirm the email again just for fun.
I'll just ignore the waste of server resources to send N * Number of users emails for no reason.2 -
learn design patterns.
you can instantly understand where goes what and you can make sense of any large projects.2 -
I kind of miss abbie boi doxxing randos, avoiding all responsibility, arguing against all reason and just generally making no sense… that was fun.
Now we only have Kaine’s avatar making absolutely no sense at all. So boring…5 -
Only been a developer for two years, am still learning and shouldn't complain... but you can't teach common sense. Sigh2
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Bahaha just found out that Edge is switching to Chromium.
Now Chrome blocking ads suddenly makes more sense.5 -
How the fuck are you supposed to read the Nobody: shit? What does it mean? It doesn't make any fucking sense.20
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With enough sensible* devs, you can run an entire profit making business.
*Having product and market sense.4 -
Client with little bit of sense, issues in emails only through technical support, not a knock on my door while I code. Repeat2
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I hate fucking SteamVR stuff so much. I don't know why, but Valve has not set up the plugins in a way that makes any sense. I have so many workarounds in the project I'm working on it makes me sick.
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Thought after spending more than two days after a VBA non-sense flaw:
People that say that VBA is not that bad simply don’t have that much experience in VBA. -
I fucking hate that in JavaScript we have the naming convention of index.js for entry points, whyyy? no sense, thanks node7
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Co-founder: "It doesn't make sense in the sense that it doesn't make sense with regards to our services."
Me: I'll ask again when your meds have worm off.
My co-founder is evidently on some pretty strong pain killers, when I just asked him about a logo idea for promoting our company (it's a web dev company so it's relevant here).1 -
In a class right now. The rants are more interesting than what the professor is teaching!
How our professors teach:
Step 1: Open up a PDF of the subject book.
Step 2: Read everything line-by-line.
Step 3: "Refer the internet".
Yeah, because I don't have the book to read the shit you're teaching.1 -
I irritated a guy with great sense of humour, with my sense of humour.
Don't try hard, don't be yourself. Don't be nervous.12 -
N64 emulation possible on Nintendo hardware? Are you SUUUUUUURE???
According to GBATemp:
Wii:
CPU: Single-core PPC, 729MHz
GPU: 243 MHz single-core
RAM: 88MB
Possible? Yes (always full-speed)
New 3DS:
CPUs: 2, Quad-core ARM11 (804MHz), Single-core ARM9 (134MHz)
GPU: 268MHz single-core
RAM: 256MB
Possible? No
Switch:
CPU: Octa-core (2x Quad-core ARMv8 equivalent), 1.02GHz
GPU: 307.2MHz-768MHz (max. 384MHz when undocked)
RAM: 4GB
Possible? Barely (5FPS or less constant, only half the instruction set possible to implement)
this all makes total fucking sense
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Mom: "This makes sense. You were always good with the computers."
Dad: "Can you help get my game working on my computer." -
The worst part being a designer is when your client has zero design sense and you have make them some shiity stuff
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So a monad is basically a specialized object for converting to and from a datatype. So FP has specialized objects. Monad marries OO with FP in that sense. In C++ I would do this pattern with a class because it makes sense to encapsulate it there. Or at least a namespace.
Change my mind.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...7 -
Why on Earth is React.Component.state public? This doesn't make any sense. It has no significance, but it just feels so, so stupid.2
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Do you think tracking work hours by ticket makes sense?
I think it's a waste of dev time. Not sure from PM pov.6 -
Someone save me from this fucking stupid corporate web based trainings and let me focus on more important shit like re-factoring my code (ohh joke) and/or writing something more code then going what i just mentioned above.
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most annoying "feature" in C++: the semicolon after a class definition. It just doesn't make any sense!3
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I think I'm becoming an expert in alt aramaic.
Maybe hebrew. Or galic.
All languages would make more sense to me - although I don't know them - than TFS errors, C Sharp compiler errors or anything else coming from this vomitting, miserere suffering pile of garbage....
Hate. Is too nice....
Seriously, who invented this and thought it would make sense?3 -
Everything makes sense when considered in some way. So in some ways, everything makes sense, even the idea that everything makes sense in some ways.1
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My colleague checked in the compiled java class files on every commit, until i could convince him that this makes no sense. 😂
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My project manager won't allow me to add webpack as a dependency but is okay with using SASS. Does this make sense?
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Surma because he’s awesome. Great blog posts, videos, and a great sense of humour.
https://twitter.com/DasSurma1 -
What sentence can have five ‘and’s in a row, like this ‘and and and and and’ and still make perfect sense?4
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Java is the worst shit ever
This works:
int a = 4;
a *= 4.0;
This doesnt:
int a = 4 * 4.0;
:)))))))))))))
Makes sense9 -
https://electricsense.com/wifi-radi...
Is WiFi really dangerous? never heard of it. Or is this article spreading non-sense?10 -
I saw an article that stated that Java is the most used programming language... NICE SENSE OF HUMOR...what can I say.6
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Some people just cant write BEM and sass with a little bit of common sense!!! Arrrrrhhhh this shit is just so messed up!!
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Stock market is still crazy these days I feel like a monkey throwing darts....
Nothing makes sense...3
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