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Boss: Hey build me a server.
Me: OK. How much storage.
Boss: IDK.
Me: How many processors?
Boss: IDK.
Me: How much RAM?
Boss: IDK.
Me: 1U or 2U or bigger?
Boss: IDK
Me: What’s it for.
Boss: [Program]
Me: How many concurrent connections?
Boss: IDK.
Me: Budget?
Boss: IDK.
Me: *eye twitch* oooooookkkkkk18 -
Google searching should be a school subject. There is so much people that dont know how to use it13
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A request to all of you posting these feel-good rants about your past teachers.
Maybe shoot them a message to tell them how much you appreciated them, teaching is a very rough and thankless job for the most part.
It's funny how much it meant to some of my past teachers...
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Programs are like women,
No matter how much you get mad because of errors,
You're always the one who's wrong ..10 -
You never realize how much power you have until you quit a job and find another in a matter of minutes.2
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During my final year at graduation,
I was helping a colleague dual booting Linux Mint with Win10.
Asked her to restart Win10; she didn't know how to.
Now, I've no idea how much more user friendly can Microsoft make it, and how much more dumb people can be.8 -
Never did I realize how much I take it for granted.. Until it suddenly stopped working.
R.I.P space bar.4 -
Customer: How much costs custom developed software?
Me: How much costs a car?
Customer: Depends on which car...
Me: Exactly.1 -
When someone asks you "how much do you charge to make a mobile app?" But never say what the app does!!6
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This is pretty much how I understand Native JavaScript, Vue and Vuex.
Source : https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/...
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The best feeling is writing some software and then random strangers telling you how much they love it. So satisfying.3
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Everytime I think I've come so far, I realise how far I still have to go and how much I have to learn.7
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I'm new to DevRant
Made an account just to say how much I hate lf-crlf errors. Fucking waste of time. Everytime. Feeling creative? How about spending hours on SO?7 -
How much legacy code do I need to understand and fix before I add Software Archeologist to my LinkedIn?6
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I'm flying Lufthansa right now, and if the wifi on this plane is indicative of German wifi, my rants will become much much much angrier... this is absurd.
For those in Germany with this wifi... HOW DO YOU FUNCTION???!!!?!?!27 -
Programming helped me realise, that I'm growing.
Since I've learned git long time ago, all my projects are archived and I can get back to them. When I look at my old code, I can see, how much I've learned, and how much more of a developer I've become.
And it motivates me to keep going.4 -
How clients tend to not understand how much work developing a "simple" or "small" feature can be.
Hey add live chat, that's easy right?2 -
No matter how much documentation you write, and how well you comment the code, the truth is always the code itself.17
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"Software and cathedrals are much the same – first we build them, then we pray."
Yup, that's how we work ^_^1 -
The feeling of looking back at some old projects and coding exercises and then realise how much you have improoved
:')1 -
It's interesting how much fun Javascript is, when you just ignore it and use Typescript instead. 😎2
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Anyone else getting this? Apparently Google broke something.
You never realise how much you use a tool until it's gone!
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A bit late to the party, but then, I was having a party of my own with @Kshitij-goel
'Tis nothing much, how much can a grad student afford?
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Have I ever mentioned how much TypeScript compensates for JavaScript's Lack of being statically typed?
It's. So. Much. Better.8 -
Me and friend talking about a paper.
Friend: how much do you want me to read?
Me: readln
Friend: ??? -
!rant
It‘s just amazing how much a proper type system and a modern language makes refactoring a good dev experience.3 -
Funny how human brains are never satisfied.
Not much to be done at work today? My job is unproductive and I am wasting my time.
Too much work? You think you fucking own me, bitches!!1 -
A chick asked how much I earn, and I politely declined to answer.
She seemed annoyed and insisted, nudging me by saying how much she earns.
Again I told her I'd rather not say.
She got mad, started trying to emotionally blackmail me into telling her my salary...
This must be a red flag cuz I don't give two fucks about how much money people I date earn/have and expect them to either respect or share my view9 -
How much You know from this?
How much you are earning by that knowledge?
How much your company can give that person?
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Oh good... Now my middle mouse button has stopped working...
I never truly appreciated how much I used it...4 -
Tommy: how much time do you spend on stackoverflow?
Jeff: *downvotes Tommy* you know alot actually1 -
Been developing a Java app for 3 months, including basically everything from aop to rest services.
Meeting with po:
Me: So, guess how many loc I wrote.
Po: 400?
Me: *laughs* I'll get to 10.000 this week.
MAN COMES IN WITH CHANGING REQUIREMENTS ON AN HOURLY BASIS YET STILL DOESNT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH WORK ALL THIS SHIT IS!!1 -
Hey guys, I was wondering how much you're paid per month, how long have you been a dev and where you're from.
Personally, FR here paid 1500€ ($1700) +- for 3 years XP.59 -
As the founder (both biz and tech) of a startup, here is my timer list everyday. It reminds how much time I left before the day ends and how much tasks waiting for me to finish.
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Bruh, catch everyone on LinkedIn posting about how much they love their company/team.
Translated, these read "Please don't sack me!"5 -
Pretty much how I feel as a software developer when someone asks me why their printer doesn't work. 😂
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That feeling when you view your older projects and see how distorted your code was, how much boilerplate code, realize how stupid you were.
Good to see how times have changed.
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That feeling when they don't understand something, yet you know that no matter how much you explain about it they still wouldn't understand...
My heart can only take so much torture...5 -
One weekly post got me thinking.. Now I'm curious.
How fast, how reliable internet do you have at home and for how much? Which country/provider?
Me: 300mbps/14€ per mes. 99.99% reliable. Lithuania, provider: telia32 -
I can’t express how much I fucking hate repairing iPads. Words simply don’t skim the FUCKING surface.
Carry on.3 -
This morning i found out how much UI/UX is important. Who the hell put "snooze" button beside "stop alarm" button?5
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When I post a collab and someone asks me how the project is going and how much the progress..
Inside me: oh boy, I just post ideas here.. not time for implementation1 -
How are there people liking my comments on super old rants?
Someone has too much time on their hands xD5 -
Wow... I haven't done complex/algorithmic level coding for maybe 6 months (yes that's how mindless my day job usually is)...
Now I just finished part of the code for a scheduling app I'm doing just for fun... Though there is also a use case at work but I don't have the free time to think about problems at this level... -
Why on Earth are people letting management tell them how to code? It is not their job to know how to do it. Much less to tell you how to do it.8
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How come a Mac Mini with 4GB of RAM is MUCH MUCH faster than an iMac with 8GB of RAM!
When the rest of the specs are identical ...9 -
5000 characters aren't enough to express how much I fucking hate Xcode and iOS developing in general4
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!rant
Freelance web developers: please talk about yourselves.
How much experience did you have at the beginning?
How did you get started and was it much work to get set up?
How do you find a constant stream of clients?
Do you make a living wage just from your freelance work?
Any other information you'd like to share is appreciated.18 -
Hi guys,
In general, how much do you think a front end developer gotta know to get hired as an intern?14 -
Why is OOP hated, here?
How is functional programming much better than OOP? (as stated by so many peole here)18 -
Shitty meme I made when talking to a friend about how much I hate dealing with UX and people problems:
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How to make any piece of text irritating then it actually is...
A: add <marquee> tags ...
Irritating by how much?
A: add loop to it2 -
There should be a new boolean called "Not sure". I wonder how much it can change the logic of every language.15
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This is about both worst boss and most annoying co-worker.
Well, this boss didn't care how much code we wrote, or how good it was (well, at least he didn't care that much); only how much commits we do. And this coworker literally did a script to do a commit every 10 minutes. 24/7. Everyone else was completely mad about it and about a week later we achieved that he was kicked from the job. Since then I still get trauma if someone commits something unimportant.9 -
Just scrolled down my list of rants
I didn't even notice how much I've posted already
I like devrant, a lot2 -
It's amazing how much you learn about a system when you are somewhat forced to administer it. #iKnowAllTheAtlassianShit
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How do you guys know how much to ask for freelance work? I'm always scared to ask too much and lose a client1
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My scrum master said, 'I would optimize your work hours.' He's monitoring how much time every one spends on browsing non-productive webs like devRant. How can I fight back? :(6
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Discovered SASS yesterday. Really surprised at how much it can accomplish. It's in the name. It's awesome.8
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I'm surprised how there's not much discussion about E3 here
Anyone?
What are your thoughts on the surprises of this day?4 -
How much time a week to you spend socializing away from the computer?
More interestingly, how does this compare to how much you would like to be socializing?
No judgement.
Myself. I would say it is around 2-5 hours per week and I wish it was closer to 7-108 -
So, WPA2 was proven not fully secure. Wonder how much time it will take for most devices to be patched...2
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I keep getting contacted on Facebook Messenger by "null", and receiving "message" from my friends. How can a social network suck so much? And how can a company spend so much money on declarative programmers without the rest of their teams picking up on such basic techniques as making invalid state unrepresentable?4
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I wonder...
On a global scale, how much of Google's storage space is being consumed by unread JIRA emails.3 -
The bigger the number of people smarter than me defines how much I like the company.
More is better.3 -
It's so frustrating, how people don't want to pay well for services and all, but what's more frustrating is that I don't even know how much to ask for most times! 😥
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Calculus sucks. My proffessor is good, but I have no idea how to Differentiate functions.
My CoSc class is much funner
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How much time has passed since the first you started programming to the first time your earned money?8
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What do you think how much time will it take to crack Creative Cloud 2019?
I bet 2 weeks from now.6 -
Anyone else currently in an auction for a .dev domain? If so, how much would you be willing to spend on it? And how much do you want it?
I'm currently in a closed auction for <firstname>.dev and there seem to be 2 bidders including me, the price is still $155 -
Ever work for a really big company and at the end of the year read the statement on how much profit they made?
Looking back at last years, while looking at the new codebase i'm working on and asking
"How does this shit, equal that much money"2 -
Pretty much everything. The knowledge I have only makes me painfully aware of how much I don't know.1
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How much of windows 10 you will improve? How? And what would you delete?
(In case you want to delete windows 10: "that will be taken care of by op")8 -
Do you ever feel like no matter how much money you earn it just.. doesn't seem enough because you see certain people around you who earn even more? Whenever i hear my in-laws say 'oh that guy earns this much, this guy earns this much', i feel kinda low...19
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Trying to find decent window server hosting for multiple websites without paying extortionate prices is less fun than I'd thought.
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Another parents' story
Father was calculating how much fuel he needs then looked at me and said: "is that correct?"1 -
Boss: How much longer do you think you need to finish feature X?
Me: At least 2 weeks.
...
Me the day after: Well, it seems that I didn't need so much time after all. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ -
How much of ur job is spent actually innovating and designing new architecture and how much of it is just copy pasting libraries and preexisting APIs?6
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just wondering: how much of your programming / development is based on your memory and how much do you use Google just for a reminder and how much do you ude Google for the entire code?2
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Anyone used the vim plugin for VS Code? Thoughts on this and how much it differs from 'standalone' vim?1
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As a programmer in an non maintainer / support role, how much do you have to call customers on daily basis?6
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When @cascross123 leave his Mac alone for a minute, me and @addlinny show him how much we love apple /s
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When asking for a raise, how do you guys know, how much to ask for / how much are you worth?
I've been working as a programmer for the last year and a half, and it's my first real gig in the sector. Without getting into much details, I've currently the opportunity to ask for a raise, but I don't know what would be an appropriate amount or how to research or calculate it.
Any input would be very much appreciated.3 -
Yeeeeeesh. After god knows how much time I've finally gotten this shit rooted and an adblock er installed 😎
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Was at an Angular talk at the Microsoft Center in Munich. The talkers bashed MS way to much. Even for a Linux lover like me.
I wanted to her something about Angular and not how much you hate MS!!!!7 -
Hi )
I was wondering how do you guys who work or have worked as freelancers price your websites/projects.
I never had a client before and I don't want to spoil my first chance by pricing too high or too low.
I've heard people asking for 500 dollar or 2000 dollars, depending on how much work and time is involved.
How much would you ask for a simple personal website or a restaurant website?
Thank you very much for your time )5 -
Your freelance client wants you to build a Microsoft Teams clone, how much are you charging and how long would it take you?11
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How do I get started on freelancer.com or upwork ,with so much competition.any one got tips or tricks?3
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How much time at work do you usually spend purely coding? How often/quick do you get bored/tired? I’m just curious what fellow developers feel like.9
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How do u get out of this constant loop of mental anguish u get stuck in? What do u do when it's just too much for u and ure just too much for everyone else?12
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As a big company CTO will you hire developers from Africa. And how much will you recommend as starting salary .2
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Just realized how much saxophone music helps me write code. Would recommend.
PS: what do you listen to when working?8 -
Have you deployed ElasticSearch to production? If so, I got couple of questions for you.
How much complexity did ES add to the project overall from a developers perspective?
How much did this differ in price from other solutions you used? In production loads that is.
✌🏼7 -
Anyone else spend way too much of their day sending old email attachments to people who don't know how to use the basic search functions in their email client? Seriously if my coworkers just learn how to search for emails with attachments they'd be so much more productive. And if they filtered by name too, hoo boy.3
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To all Full Stack js employed devs here,
How much frontend vs how much backend you do?
It's just that I'm going to be in a job with a Full Stack node/vue/ember/AWS/Redis dev role and I don't know how much frontend I'll do compared to the backend stuff, I'm alot more of a backend guy...1 -
!rant
Imagine your company would spend 100$ more per employee to rent a bigger, nicer office. Imagine how much additional space you'd have there. Maybe individual offices for everybody, or at least not more than two or three employees per office? Telephone booths for long calls, or a library to work in absolute silence, to do research, or to study something new there.
How would that affect your productivity and overall happiness? How much better you'd feel there? How much more relaxed would you be? How much less sick days would you have, and how much money would your company save resp. make more due to higher productivity?
Or would you rather have a salary raise of 100$?3 -
It does not matter how much you try to write a clean code , there is always a room for better one ...
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Hello
I had a question about how much I want to be paid from an interview
I need to know how much I should be payed
I am in end of my IT engineer degree and I am applying for a back-end developer position in Prague
Thanks!11 -
How easy is it to change from wordpress to drupal?? Can anyone share your experience please... Thank you soo much1
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If someone shares your idea after signing a NDA (nondisclosure agreement), and you sue, how much could you get? Thousands? Millions?2
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It seems people have loads of time, as so much is spent on this platform. It would be interesting to find out how much total time spent here every day!4
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After how much dev experience you wrote your firs API ?
what are essential steps to write a small good api?11 -
Hey Guys !
How much backup does your UPS provide and what kind of battery setup are you using for it ?8 -
I'm just wondering how much a cs degree from a South African university holds up internationally ,different opinions all around1
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How much money you have to throw at hardware for Jenkins to build projects as fast as they are built locally6
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Tried pomedoro technique for the first time . Didn't help much other than just telling me how much time I have spent
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After going through this stuff here https://github.com/google/grafika , Í really don't know how much noob I am...
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How much do you value alternative benefits to straight $$$?
Obviously subjective, but how much money would you part with for:
Vacation time
Flexible hours
Telecommuting
Equity
Workspace improvement
Other perks1 -
In your labour time at job, how many hours or how much time do you spend searching information in Internet? And what pages do you usually look? (stackoverflow, coderanch?)1
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Been a while since I was here last time. Nothing changes much at first glance...
Anyways, how to post to collabs?)3
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