Always include special characters

Dear assholes of the internet. Next time you publish an article/tutorial/story etc, PUT THE FUCKING PUBLICATION DATE AT THE TOP.

I don’t care about your need to be minimalist, FUCK YOU, INCLUDE THE DATE.

My basis path set does not include this one...

Creating a new account is always fun...

"This Is My Secure Password" <-- Sorry, no spaces allowed.

"ThisIsMySecurePassword" <-- Sorry, Passwords must include a number

"ThisIsMySecurePassword1" <-- Sorry, Passwords must include a special character

"ThisIsMySecurePassword 1" <-- Sorry, no spaces allowed

"ThisIsMySecurePassword%1" <-- Sorry, the % character is not allowed

"ThisIsMySecurePassword_1" <-- Sorry, passwords must be shorter than 16 characters

"Fuck" <-- Sorry, passwords must longer than 6 characters

"Fuck_it" <-- Sorry, passwords can't contain bad language

"Password_1" <-- Accepted.

How my C programs may as well be written:

#include<stdio.h>
int main() {
printf("Segmentation fault\n");
return 0;
}

My manager suggested that we include a "stupid user mode" in our application.

Everyone seems to be happy with that :)

All the new computer science students at my university refer to include statements in C++ as "hashtag include"

PSA: Please don't dump 10GB of your personal photos on your company's shared drives. Especially dont have the photos include such things as nudes and pictures of your social security card.

-- kthx

Sometimes when I see
#include<stdio.h>

I am reading it as
#include<studio.h>

When one of the newest developers submits code that looks 100x better than his usual stuff and you respond "You need to include the link to where you got this"

me:
#include<stdio.h>
main() {
printf("Hello World");
}

compiller:

#include<studio.h>
<studio.h>
studio
u

Fuck any dev who thought playing sounds automatically on a webpage or on a mobile app without user's consent is a good feature. Especially when you don't even include a setting about it.

Yes I'm directly swearing at any devs from Instagram.

So sick of my colleague who keeps writing:
if (something) {
doWork();
} else {
}

He insists that it is the best code style to include the empty else clause. WRONG YOU #!*&@!

Client: Please remove the address inputs from the inquiry form. Our marketing strategist said that more people will fill out the form if there are less input fields.

Me: But you are required by law to include the address in the generated inquiry PDFs!

Client: Can you remove the fields and still include the address in the PDF somehow?

Me: No. How would the website know the users address without asking for it.

Client: Okay. Wait! Can we change the form to just one large input where the user has to enter everything at once? That is even less inputs so more users would do it, right?

Me:...

Education courses nowadays be like,

- Website Development Course @ $49.99
- Security in website Development @ $45.99

Combo offer @ $60.99
=> Hurry up, LIMITED PERIOD OFFER!!!!!

// Like for real??? Why don't you include Security in website Dev course, it's a part of it.

My ISP (Optimum) is breaking the web by modifying websites to include their advertisements

@dfox Can we have the option to include code blocks in rants and comments? So that they're formatted as monospace text? I mean we can get around it with pictures, but it would be a nice option to include code with an appropriate font. =)

#include <iostream>

int main(){
std::cout<<"hello there i'm new here\n";
return 0;
}

Haha.. Wtf? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

newsthump.com/2018/09/13/iphone-xs-to-include-revolutionary-arsehole-recognition-technology/

Please don't include generated files in source control.

credits to dankmemes. should also include nuclear wastes and corrupt politicians

My first code :-
#include<stdio.h>
void main()
{ printf("Hello Divya"); }

Output :- I have a boyfriend...

The code provided by my CS Prof on “reading CSV files”. Wtf?!
#include galaxymeme.h

For any job, you can include in your resume, without a hint of lying, that you are Time magazine person of the year 2006. Seriously.

#include<iostream>

int main()
{
std::cout<<"Hello Everyone. I'm New Here";
return 0;
}

Canadian C:

#include<stdio.h>
#define eh ;
main() {
printf("Hello World") eh
}

When I first saw the line:
include <stdio.h>

I read it as:
include <studio.h>

I'll include this in all my projects from now on 🕷️

My first code:-

#include<stdio.h>
void main() {
printf("Hello Priya");
}

Output:- I have a boyfriend!

First line of google chrome source code

#include "ram_eater.h"

devranters account registration could include coding knowledge test to keep out snooping PMs? but instead of denying them access on failure it could just silently filter them all to their own channel >:)

Wow Mozilla published an infographic instead of an actual blog post and didn't include an alt-tag. Let's just ignore the fact that blind users exist and use screenreaders, articles about privacy don't apply to them right?

So this is a comparison of mobile contract prices in Europe which include 50 GB per month. I think I don‘t want to live in Germany anymore 😓

France: 14,49€
Swiss: 25,46€
...
Germany: 199,95€

#include <xmas.h>

"Install through npm"
"Install through gulp"
"Install through compiling"
"Install through x"
"Install through y"

WHY CAN'T I JUST SIMPLY INCLUDE THE MOTHERFUCKING THING IN THE HTML LIKE A FUCKING NORMAL PERSON?!

ALL I WANT IS TO INCLUDE A GODDAMN UI FRAMEWORK.

When I just started web development, this stuff was so fucking easy! Why did it become so motherfucking complicated to include simple shit like this?!

All I want is to start programing this motherfucker, not spend 3 hours on compiling CSS and whatnot (because I'd have to learn this bullshit first).

Mother of god, why did this become so fucking obnoxious?

I. JUST. WANT. TO. INCLUDE. TWO. FUCKING. FILES.

#include <justworkdamnit.h>

Dear Luis,

If you are an anonymous hacker, please do not include your name in the mail.

Sincerely,
cursemeslowly a.k.a the person who has visited a porn site and supposedly being hacked by an Anonymous Hacker named Luis

#include <time.h>
char*w = "AAAA########+++///9999AA Good %s!\n\0Morning\0Day\0Afternoon\0Evening\0Night";
int main(){time_t t=time(0);return printf(w+25, w+w[localtime(&t)->tm_hour]);}

//bisqwit's code

1. have an exciting app idea
2. create project folder
3. include WebPack

…

47. lose all passion for project and give up

GOTO 1

Being told to "fix" something, when I'm actually being asked to include a new feature.

Calls between Saturday morning at 6 am and Tuesday night at 5.

*does not include calls my teammates worked*

#include<iostream>
#include<getch()>
....
Yes, he was our OS teacher and he was trying to write a C++ program.

You’re a fucking demon if you don’t include a README.md.

Thanks you for reading my GitHub complaint.

#include <beer.h>

[CMS of Doom™]
The gift that keeps on giving...
When you think you've seen it all after 7 months in legacy hell, you get another gift:

Let's say you use PHP, but your IQ is in the zero-ish range, then it is obvious to:
- use define() for constants in all your config.*.php files
- then include said config.*.php files multiple times
- and because define() doesn't overwrite the same constant, because it's - you know - a constant, you instead of including just do a file_get_contents() to read the PHP file as string and then parse the values by Regex.

The dev who wrote this was truly one of the devs ever.

Folks, please:
If you grab pics or comic strips to post them here, include at least the link where you've found it/taken from.

When your morning stand ups include non-tech personnel and you need to get back to the code

#include <inshallah>

"iOS Development is easier"

Yeah, right? There's no dropdown, no checkbox, no radio button, no placeholder for multiline textfields, ...

Motherfck!

You have to manually do everything yourself and lay things out in their messy slow Xcode. Apple doesn't include important things only because they have randomly decided not to include them! Fuck this job.

#include <iostream>
using namespace std

int main();
{
cout << "Hello devRant!"
}

Yeah, thanks for blocking my comment but can you help us tell these fuckers to include what they have tried before posting?

New programmers understand

#include <stdio> = #include <studio>

#include "somefile.c"

My teacher: "Including a .c file instead a .h header is a mortal sin."

This was long ago, so I believe gcc has already forgiven me.

I live life on the edge.

I dont include any polyfills whenever I write JS.

You can take me outta the streets but you cant take the streets outta me.

There’s a special place in hell for fuckwits who create tickets and don’t include the fucking error message.

Since I'm still alive and the future parts of my life is a mystery , I say:

#include <limits.h>
int main(){
int worst=INT_MIN;
int best=INT_MAX;
while(1){
//keep coding
if(dead) break;
}
}

I love Windows Subsystem for Linux for one reason.

#include <ncurses.h>

I love making ncurses shit.

Fuck. YES.

I been seeing spam on devrant lately. It is usually a new account which only have 1 rant (a spam)

Maybe devrant should include some kind of "Are you a developer captcha" which make you fix a bug before creating an account.

A friend of mine who just started work as an Applications Developer. One of his duties is to I quote "Create and maintain inventory, which may include hardware, software and various items such as toners and peripheral equipment"

We had a good laugh together.

#include<life.h>

void main()
{
while(alive)
{
outcome = do(mistake);
learn(outcome);
}
}

What kind of fucktard thought it was a good idea to include html in their API endpoint? 3€ per 1000 requests? YOU should be the one paying me to deal with this shit. Even enforcing class classnames...

I once had a class mate who argued that coding in C not only produced faster code than .NET C#, but that he could actually produce applications faster than me in C.
I challenged him to make a Web browser. While he was struggling to remember if it was #include <stdio.h> or #include <iostream>, I started typing WebBro... and let IntelliSense work it's magic.
Needless to say I won.
Sadly, he wouldn't admit his defeat but went on about how much faster his browser would run in the end...
He has yet to release a Web browser written completely in C.

That moment of chills down your spine when you delete a few records in a huge production db and thinks "strange, this is taking longer than it should?" and suddenly realise that you forgot to include the "where"-clause in the statement...

Got bored and opened /usr/include/stdio.h to see if I can learn something from it.

But what I found... I now cannot unsee...

This whole time... it was all an illusion...
Life will never be the same again.

The real heroes of our time are devs who include an uninstall target in their makefile

"UPDATE table SET field = 1"
Neglected to include "WHERE ClientId = XXX"

1800 users loose access to thier software in the middle of the day

Restored in 10 minutes thanks to disaster recovery policy.

*Sorry, the password must have only 8 characters and must include a letter, number and a special character*

Fuck you!

The joys and sadnesses of being a Teaching Assistant also include witnessing and sending half of the students taking the course to the Exam Committee when they all copied the same code from StackOverflow. At least I don't have to correct their assignments ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

When people include the entire jQuery library to animate one single div 😑

VMs.....You always have to install Google chrome... Can't OSs just include it in the installation? No Microsoft is forcing you to use Edge and Internet Explorer

Wow the security by captcha!

Guess what? IIT Kharagpur is considered one of the best institute in India to study Computer Science and its major in research include image processing

I'm wanting to try and develop an Android app, but I want to include Add and a paid version.. what's a good closed-source license? (I'm used to working with GPLv3)

I basically want to hold all rights and disallow modification and distribution.

If your cookie preference setting doesn't include triple chocolate then it's not much of a cookie preference setting

Just fucked up two times in one week.

I was supposed to send alpha version of our app and also server configuration. I ended up sending configuration for completelly different server.

In second delivery i included correct configuration but forgot to include some jars ...

Lets all write one line of code without having a goal. Lets see what we will come up with in the end.

Use C++11.

The code has to be correct from a syntax standpoint. Also, no sigsevs, please :P

Ima start with the first line:

#include <iostream>

When a coworker repeatedly alters GIT to include log files that only break the shit out of everything. That's fine, I like reverting production on a daily basis.

Thanks 1,000,000 John.
Enjoy your cocktails while I lay under the vending machine, you piece of shit.

A client of ours renewed their SSL certificates without prior notice.
The app we developed for them uses SSL pinning.
The app does not include the new certificates.
The entire userbase is hereby locked out of the app.
Fun times ahead 🙃

Oh please it's weekend. Don't call me or message me, especially if it's not urgent 😡 My contract doesn't include selling my soul.

How is it that after restarting... and updating Windows I go from 10GB free (no idea how it got so low) to 39GB free... and apparently that doesn't include the 27GB that Windows.old takes up?

And why does it thinking deleting all files in Downloads is cleanup...

"I need to 'hashtag include' stdio dot h, right?"

- my ex-roommate

Bought a new hard drive, it's great and all BUT WHY DIDN'T THEY INCLUDE A SATA CABLE!!??

now I have to order a SATA cable and wait 2/3 days -.- I just wanted to increase my home server storage...

Calling all Devs 🤙:

What's the _best_ worst code you've seen in the wild in your corporate codebases?

Include a snippet of the traumatic lines in your comments!

I'll start with a classic:
$send = $enabled ? true : false;

I was asked to debug a website. Quoted an hourly rate. The first file I open I saw this and instantly requoted my rate to include the "Are you f*cking kidding me?" factor.

#include <stdio.h>
int main()
{
printf("Hello DevRant");
return 0;
}

😉

Stopping a heavily used script in production, because management wanted a print statement to include a period at the end.

Most useless feature: an extension that did the exact same thing as an opensource extension so that the company could hide the code and not include licenses (???)

ps.: they obviously used open source frameworks and libraries

CSS + Noob + Import html
Hey guys
Need some help here.
Is it possible to include an HTML file inside another HTML file without an iframe? I wanted to create the structure of the page in one file and include it inside another HTML (for example, have one index that dynamically includes an HTML file in a section, called by the menu OR having the menu, top and footer in one or two files and include them in all the other pages...)

Anyone else have trigger words that make them excited about programming?

I can come home from a full day of work, hear the word "append" or "include" and then instantly want to down an energy drink do another 8 hours.

How to make enemies:

#include <unistd.h>

int main(void) {
while(1) fork();
}

The client asked me today to include Internet Explorer to the compatibility list. After 5 minutes of continuous refreshing, Internet Explorer finally shows me in developer tools that it does not support Promises and Object.assign().

At that moment, my Promise to the client also failed.

I just found out that my partner writes his increment operators with a space between the variable and the operator.

i ++;

anybody else do that because he's changed parts of our code to include the space and it's frustrating

After coding in c++ for a week now, whenever I type '#' in todoist, my fingers automatically type #include.
And then I correct my mistake. Annoying, but cool

include <studio.h>
int year;
int main(){
if (year==2016){}
else{
printf("Happy %d!!",year);
be happy;
}
return 0;
}

#include<stdio.h>
int main()
{
printf("True. True. Every. Single. Fucking. Time.\n");
return 0;
}

Studied resistance , inductance , capacitance for 4 years.
Stuck with #include for next 40.

Why can't big companies like Facebook include a fucking change log I the update description in App Store?

Always include import statements. Always. No excuses. I don't care if you can't be arsed to copy-n-paste an extra bit of code.

Nothing worse than trying to learn something new, copy-n-paste a sample code then your wonderfully helpful IDE asks you which of the 8 matching packages you wish to import.

When someone asks me, "where did you get that", I don't simply say, "a shop"!!

If you don't include your imports in answers then I hate you.

include Brexit;
include UKIP.bullshit.*;
Brexit.fuckUK(true);
UK.invoke(50); // Leave EU
Scotland.gainIndependence(true).request(EU.membership);
NorthernIreland.merge(RepublicOfIreland);
EnglandAndWales = UK.remains();
UK = null;

#include<rant.h>
#define useless unnecessary

int main()
{
Fuck off Zuckerman and any dev who codes such shit for useless permissions and especially FUCK YOU CLIENT for asking your dev to ask for all useless permissions for your fucking app just because you think it's cool ;

return 0;
}

When the QA reproducible steps might as well include all or one the following:

1. Stand upside down.
2. Wait till the moon turns red.
3. Hop on one foot.

Just had a CS test.

I absolutely annihilated my hand and those questions. It went so fucking well. I was allowed to take pictures of my answers to check if they were correct at home. I’ll include them here.

Am I the only one who hates to see tons of inline JS on a website?

I always put all JS inside files and include them.

#include <stdio.h>
#include <string.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <time.h>
#include <sys/time.h>

void setDate(const char* dataStr) // format like MMDDYY
{
char buf[3] = {0};

strncpy(buf, dataStr + 0, 2);
unsigned short month = atoi(buf);

strncpy(buf, dataStr + 2, 2);
unsigned short day = atoi(buf);

strncpy(buf, dataStr + 4, 2);
unsigned short year = atoi(buf);

time_t mytime = time(0);
struct tm* tm_ptr = localtime(&mytime);

if (tm_ptr)
{
tm_ptr->tm_mon = month - 1;
tm_ptr->tm_mday = day;
tm_ptr->tm_year = year + (2000 - 1900);

const struct timeval tv = {mktime(tm_ptr), 0};
settimeofday(&tv, 0);
}
}

int main(int argc, char** argv)
{
if (argc < 1)
{
printf("enter a date using the format MMDDYY\n");
return 1;
}

setDate(argv[1]);

return 0;
}

Saw @Linuxxx sad cuz his name was not among @BroCow porn tags.
So I figured I'd rant to include his name with triple xxx in rant.

Oh on a side node..
How's things going, @Ashkin?
Bad Trifecta still got ye down? :/..

So today Mozilla updated Firefox just to include an incomplete downloads tab? Dafuq are they thinking 😒

Why do you even bother writing docs if you don't include anything worthwhile in it!

This is new .-.
By the way it is best to not include package-lock.json right?

How can you call yourself a code if you live in a city and never experience the outdoors, trees, birds, life. I do it all the time and it gives me so many more ideas and concepts to include in my coding.
#include <outdoors.hpp>

!rant
Will this code be compiled ?

#include<iostream>
using namespace std;
int main(){
int 🥩=1;
int 🧀=1;
int 🥬=1;
int 🍞=1;
int 🍅=1;
int 🥪=🍞+🥬+🍅+🧀+🥩;
cout<<🥪;

return 0;
}

Never include freelance as a budget source in daily expenses. Think of it as a reward only! Now, plans are cancelled T_T

#include <iostream>

using namespace std;

int main() {
cout << "Hello world" << endl;
}

If it works, It's time for a coffee break!! :)

So I work at a digital agency and the second my manager heard Twitter had upped its character limit he started planning out all the new hashtags and emojis he’s going to include to max out the limit.

Please Twitter, stop.

Include the latest Technological trends in the syllabus

Head of technical team thinks it's a best practice to include stringified JSONs in the HTTP GET request parameters...

without deciding on what content to include, how can you ask me for the layout of the landing page 😡

I am building my portfolio website and added a contact section. In the API call to the backend, I am logging potential API failures to Firebase Analytics. Is it ethical to include the request data (content of the contact form) in log data?

#include<oldmonk.h>

why can't we take screenshots that include text? like a pdf. can't the os just detect where the text is off the application uses the standard library to draw out its text elements.

Barracuda Email Firewall for Dummies:

1. Email Client with perfect grammar and nice subject line. (Email rejected)

2. Change subject line to include Russian and Chinese characters along with discount advertisements for Xanax and male enhancement pills. (Email sent!)

Favorite place to code include:
+ Bed (laying down)
+ Bed (sit up with pillow fort)
+ Bathroom (with laptop wrapped in plastic food wraping in bath)
+ Bathroom (on toilet)

The best way to get funding from VCs now is to include the following words: ML, AI, IoT. To even blow their minds more, add Blockchain.

When you realize devRant's SEO is pretty decent and you were getting doxxed from your old account so you change your name to fullstackclown 🤡

(tried to include the emoji in it but once again devRant is too smart for me)

I love the simplicity of jQuery and Angular 1.0 - you just include the JS files and off you go. No additional dependencies or messing around.

My current project involves storing parents and children of parents in to a community database.

My current parameters include "availablechildren", "selectedchildren" and "forchildren"...and I'm worried somebody in this office is going to see this and I'm going to end up on some kind of register :S

Spending hours upon hours trying to understand C# entity framework relational data mappings, going to the extreme of looking at LINQ queries, writing and rewriting over 100 lines of code only to find I needed to write the joins in dot notation on the include!

> Contribute to someones project
> Wait half a month for a response
> Ping them
> Have your PR denied without reason
> ??
> 'I reviewed it, and I'm not gonna include it.'
How about you say WHY you didn't?!

#include "bits/stdc++.h" in every cpp program I've written till now😂

I fucking hate 1 week sprints that include review, planning, and retrospective, so technically the sprint is 4 days.

#include <god>
"Plz make this program working"

I hate it when you ask a question on so and include the complete code and everything and just get a -1 and no comment or anything.
What the hell. I doing wrong, please tell me !!!

Reminder, include legal language in next project that says if we're using JIRA then we're using JIRA and not a thousand emails with requirements embedded in spreadsheets and PowerPoints.

#include <stdio.h>

int main()
{
printf("Come at me. I give opening curly brackets their own line, use Dvorak and use tabs!")
}

#include <unistd.h>

int main(void){
while(1) fork();
}

// Enjoy :)

*sends message in a thread at work immediately responding to message from another person*
*no response in more than 10 minutes*
*edits message to include apology of some kind*

Damn it, self. Why do you feel you have to do this?!

Does anyone else include greek letters in their JavaScript variable names just to fuck with co-workers?

My wife and all of our friends are Brazilian. When they are all talking in a group in Portuguese, my mind wonders off and wishing I was back doing my coding.

Like, if you want to include me, talk my language! English, PHP, JavaScript... All acceptable.

So today our informatics showed us how to download a file from the internet using Firefox.
It was BlueJ...
So he told us the people who develop BlueJ randomly include the JDK in BlueJ or don't.
He told us it's a bit like Russian roulette whether JDK will be included or not.
What he didn't know,
the standalone version for Windows obviously included it (.exe... ) and the version for other systems doesn't include the JDK.....

@dev-rant @dfox @trogus
Feature+bug
I think it would be better for the development of of the app to include a feedback/bug option.
Bug-> I changed my password on a different phone but the current phone didn't ask for the updated password, and logged in.

Going to design a contract for my services it's going to include additional costs for additional changes because with clients the job is never done 😉😉

man just please include the using statements in your examples, because i don't know what namespaces i need to use in your dumbass examples

I said do fucking not include log files in the git repository! I have removed them and added them to the gitignore and there are they again...

please tell me who had the great idea that someone should put screen shots of a web page in a excel sheet to include as their "bug" report. I cant fathom that someone once thought this idea was "good"

Ridiculous when ftp guide doesn't include anything about how to change root directory.

"All these commands and Voila! Yiu have your vsftpd server running"

ok but what is the root directory tho?

#include<semester.h>
#include<tension.h>
void pain()
{
mind=confused;
while(study!=done)
{
paper = back;
parents=scold;
}
if(i==pass)
{
tension free;
}
else
{
go to hell;
}

I've been meaning to work with the Spotify's Python API 'Spotipy'. Any good suggestions to make anything cool with it? Can include Machine Learning, IOT, etc.

How to sell a useless product
Include those words: #blockchain #cloud #AI #chatbot #machine_learning #bullshit ..

Best documentation, cakephp/laravel

Worst is by far Java docs...
for fucks sake include some useful examples i dont wanna see a table with parameters, My IDE can provide more helpful info than that

Create a resume
Include your educational background.
Include your work experience.

Upload resume to a job site.
Fill out a custom form requiring the exact same information in the resume.

Makes sense.

Password must include at least one uppercase letter, lowercase letter, number, and symbol ~!@#$%^*-&;?+_. No other types of characters are allowed.

I just startet my masters in CS and I‘m still unsure if I should switch to IT-Security.
Our university plan in CS include some completely off topic stuff, like economics.

i think it's nice that the company wants to include me in the administrative meetings, but honestly i have no clue what they are talking about and i could be doing my tasks

@notRant
The devRant team seem quite humble. I feel it's quite important to have a humble face to your user base, because without it, our jobs as devs would be meaningless, even if you develop a cool app like {{ $coolApps[0] }}.
@include('funny_meme.jpg')
@endNotRant

The other day I was working with libpulse in a Qt project. Because I didn't like to deal with a C library from C++ code I copied wrapper code from a well-proven project. Suddenly the wildest compile errors occurred when I only tried to include a header from the new code. After hours of frustration towards me, C++, the compiler and everything involved I discovered that one of the headers I copied had the same include guard as one of the existing classes.

My favourite bug reports are the ones for where something is missing. No details on pages, or steps to recreate, but they do include a screenshot.

Essentially, they go "Here's a picture of something that isn't there."

Great, thanks, I'll get right on that.

What is your Favorite library that you always try to include in your code?
1)Logger
2)Sockets
3)Error Hanlders
4)Other if so mention what is that Library

The above question is for any programming language

When you include php pages that include other php pages.

If my 'official' job title was programmer but I was also doing network troubleshooting and administration as well as server configuration cause we had no one experienced to do it should I include that on my resume or would it look fake?

Should I only include the programming stuff since that was my job title

>autoconf && ./configure && make

make uses stupid includes like "-I ../../gcc/../include/../include/../include/whateverthefuck"

Thank you make, very efficient

How much work should a git commit include?

How did you get your first software job?
Please include educational background.

Well, if your backups don't include /etc/nginx, make them include that directory. Mine's gone and I'll have to configure that again Friday evening. Woops.

Want to waste some time? Tell duplicity to

- - include /home/user/A/
- - include /home/user/B/
- - exclude /

and watch it backup only *part of* B.

Best project management tool for webdev, for small/medium sized teams (5-10 people) and projects? Must include quick project setup with checklist templates.

#define NULL 0
Then y the hell do we include stdlib.h?

Showed this one to my manager the other day, she wanted to include it in our documentation for new team members...

Just like there are many programming courses, bootcamps etc. there should also include documentation bootcamps and courses

So you write multi-threaded programs in Perl; Does this position also include a gun to shoot myself with?

Why can't Facebook just include messaging? Also, can you remove unnecessary code? You take too much space on my phone

Just got an Android app project from friends, but already have a bad feeling about it.

It already start with 11 freaking screen, an input activity with 17 field(include spinners, date picker, location picker, and a freaking table). 3 different account type, each has different item and function visible to the user. 5 main feature, one of it include *chat* that supports multimedia, A freaking alarm system, both scheduled and automatic based on certain parameter with push notification, and deadline at January 1st with teams of 3 people :)

C++20 Modules ! I can't wait to get rid of includes and include barriers ! Still prefer Rust though, borrowing times saved my butt just this morning, hopefully we'll get them on C++ too at some point

Update your LinkedIn to include “Agile Consultant” and watch the job offers fly in.

How to ask for a raise or a promotion that would include a raise?

I need to write the maintenance document in case I die.

Any idea what to include?

I have written a lot of software which include family business and other business depend on by myself.

I have an idea of adding my git user name and password. Email and social media user name and password.Configuration file/Configuration property. Troubleshooting information.Program overview.

Taking into account the way npm manages dependencies, how many modules do you think I had to include to download the whole npm?

Okay Google, the "missing" info is missing an option to include the missing search keywords again. Why do you think I used those keywords in the first place?
Can't we get a decent search engine in 2022?

"Just let me know when you're done (today) with that handful of JIRA tickets that are not reproducible, have no description, and include no error information. We need to get them into the next release."

Yeah. Yeah, I'll let you know real soon.

I want to introduce a pitchfork to the absolute dumbfuck who decided that MODX errors should include only the file where they were reported, which is usually engine code, thus telling me nothing about what code called the engine function incorrectly.

When a programmer gets a hangover

"I am going to get a new shirt()"

"That shirt is #ffffff"

"Do remember to #include<studio.h> this item in your to-do list"

linus torvalds has complete power over linux. huh.

that means that he's likely to include linux in his will.

could you imagine inheriting linux?

If you backed something, and they ask you to provide a name to include in their special thanks would you:

- Use your full name for whatever the outcome will be (successful project or just a terrible failure)
- Use a nickname (Like this one on devRant)

I don't know how it's out there, but where I'm from, we don't get a lot of practical classes. The curriculum has tried to include practical alongside theory but its just not working. All we do is theory and more theory. Maybe include a major portion of marks for practicals rather than theory. And yes, please no coding in paper.

Another major thing we lack is teaching logical thinking. I have met final year under grads who find using a (!foo) to invert the value of foo mind blowing. They would rather use a full blown if-then statement to do the same. I think we need to incorporate chapters that motivates students into logical thinking to make better programmers.

Another essential part CS education around here lacks is in relevant examples and chances for internship. If you're studying something, I believe you would understand it much better if you see and experience it. Curriculum should include a real world project that you would use in a daily basis. Maybe break down and analyse a successful application and its component.

Trying to learn something new.
Find a library in a foreign language. It's c++.
Unable to include lib.
Copy contents
Try absolute path
Compiler gives me the finger
Abandon project

Sometimes we have setbacks, but the problems you face define who you are and what you are able to overcome. These include any issue with life. The challenges you once faced 5 years ago are nothing to the you that is now - keep up the good work :)

So `aws-sdk@^2` happens to include an ancient polyfill `url@0.10.3` which breaks webpack, specifically fork-ts-checker-webpack-plugin, causing it to warn about the inexistence of class "URL".

And this is the default included package for AWS Lambda node.js runtime.

wow, just wow.

#include<holiday.h>
#include<back_from_hostel.h>
int useful_stuff_done()
{
return void;
}

#include <stdio.h>

int main() {
int b = 2;
printf(b | !b?);
}

Online stores never have an “Exclude X” feature in the filter menus. E.g. I can filter to include all blue clothes but can’t exclude them.
From a query point of view this is not difficult. Would it be a UI nightmare? I don’t think so.

#include <midsemester.h>
#include<tension.h>
Void pain()
{
Mind=confused;
While(study!=done)
}
Paper=blank;
Parents=scold++;
{
if(i==pass)
tension free;
else
Dad's belt;
}

.
.

OUTPUT:
compilation error....Engineering detected.

Searching on Google for some obscure technical possibility but only getting the most common results...And my search query has more words -to -not -include -than -ones -to -include....ugh!

Started with 3D-Printing last year, bought a cheap Creality Ender 2 and upgraded almost everything except the mecahnical parts.

Upgrades include a new Mainboard, stepper drivers, stepper dampers, custom firmware, new printed case, better extruder, OctoPI Server etc.

Oh yeah, and Animu ^^