Every single time I visit my family during holidays they expect one to fix their computer/smartphone/printer/whateverFuckingShittyIOT-Device... Just printed them postcards this time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Also: Hello devRant! Just been reading here for a week and every single day was full of gold - Thanks :)

Me: I use Git!

Classmates: what's that? A Softdrink?

Me: Nevermind. Just Copy the source code on gooogle drive.

Classmates: Thanks!

Me: -_-

Just saw an ad:

"I learned to code in 2 months thanks to X School and now I'm working at Google!"

Seems like now is the right time to dump your Google stocks.

Just taking a moment to appreciate devRant

Thank you for being there and for creating this awesome community (and thanks to all the peoples of this community)
:)

"Dad, just because the envelope has 'USA' printed on it doesn't mean that it's a job offer from Google" :/

Thanks @trogus & @dfox for the stickers.
- With love from India

Bob?
Yeah?
Bob, could you hand me that paperclip?
Sure mate!
Thanks.

Oh... Bob?
Uhhh... yeah?
Could you also hand me that paperclip?
Right... sure, of course.
Thanks.

Bob?
What?
Could you also hand me the next paperclip?
Fuck off, why don't I just give you the whole fucking box!

Yeah Bob, please, throw the whole fucking box.

Wait, is that a printed screenshot of my code you're attaching the paperclips to?

It sure is, Bob.

We just fucking code get your hipster bullshit out of it
Thanks 😃

Just an observation. Researched this a bit and found out that usually people only thank dfox when posting swag thanks posts.

Just wanted to demand some justice for mr trogus who is the designer of said swag and give due appreciation!

Lets @trogus some to deliver the appreciation.

Just had to use Google maps for the first time in ages because nothing else was working.

It displayed a bus stop at a wrong location. I just fucking missed my bus.

Thanks for nothing, Google, go fuck yourself.

Unpopular opinion:

The "I hate everyone" mentality doesn't make you quirky or unique, it likely just means you're a real pain in the ass to deal with and/or have the social skills of a rock.

My name's Stux, and thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

This rant just fucked up devRant unofficial for Windows 10.
It causes a JSON syntax error in the API response. 🤣

Thanks @kwilliams! 😁

Not checked my mail box since Thanks Giving, just opened my mail box to find 1600+ of these black friday promotion mother fuckers.

>Wife texts me to buy her 10 oranges on the way home from work
>Arrive home with 2 oranges thanks to working with binary..

Believe it or not this actually happened after I had just finished a whole binary-related project over the span of around a month.

@dfox I just want to say thank you !

Most of my friends are not devs at all. Thanks to you, I can share my adventures to people that actually understand what I'm talking about.

This is priceless.

Thanks to all. I just got up and I see I'm on the top day. 😃

Not a rant, just awesomeness:
At my company our CTO organizes a meeting every month that gives us devs a chance to present new technologies to each other, offer advice about workflows and give feedback about current situations. This allows us to constantly improve.
Thanks boss!

So I just started to use devRant on browser and noticed it shows the whole text from a rant, instead of putting read more just like the one on phone. Created a script for that thanks to @JoshBent

!rant
Thanks to whoever said you can get a student license for jetbrains products! Just got mine approved today!

Just wasted 2 hours. What an idiot I am.

Thanks to my friend.

Recently buyed some toilet paper.

Now i just want to have an intense discussion about floating point precision with the idiot who developed the cutting machine...

Also, please stop printing cars or birds there. Thanks.

Canonical just extended their 18.04 LTS to 10 years!
Amazing, and thanks!

After continuously trying to approve my Unity app on app store. I was finally able to do it in just 6 months. Thanks to the 'robust and fast' process of Apple.

If only Android could learn from from them. They took only an hour.

Got my long-awaited stickers a few days ago, thanks devRant! Now I 'just' need to buy a new laptop to stick them on (which will probably not happen until ~December..)

Just when I deactivated Facebook I found devrant. Hmm no regrets 😁 (thanks to Google play's homepage).

Try all you want, I will not join the cult of pink 😛

Just recieved my Google Code-In Shirt.
Thanks @devRant for mentioning this competition!!!

So, should I refactor this into a .greatGreatGrandParent() method, or should I just go hang myself?
(Thanks former colleague for this gem)

I just started using Java 8.
I fell in love again with Java.
Thanks to lamdas & streams 😘

I just updated my iPad and it fucking sucks!!

Thanks Apple! You dumbasses

That moment when you are at the hospital and your wife just gave birth. Boss is calling:
-Hi! congratulations on a baby!
-Thanks.
-I need something quick from you...
*connects me to live presentation with a client*

I said "Hi everyone!" and ended the call...
Didn't pick up since..

Just when I had given up hope and thought South Africa was just a little to far for the devRant stickers to go - it arrived! It's looks like it's been through blood, months and tears to get here, but it's here! Thanks guys!

Bugfix I am most proud of?
The ones where I dont just fix a bug, but refactor an old (possibly shitty) feature thanks to new knowledge, making the next person's job easier in the process :)

I was a bit sad this past couple of days, but I got that just before Christmas. It cheers me up 😄
Thanks @dfox! Thanks @trogus!

Just arrived today. Thanks to DigitalOcean and GitHub for this T-shirt and for all the stickers!

Just got my stickers! 2 months later 😂 Thanks. trying to fit in right place :D

Thanks Windows!

I’m really glad you started to install your fucking updates when I tried to wake up you from the “Sleep mode”, and of course you also decided to restart the PC just after that throwing away the entire work I was doing...

JUST GOT MY STICKERS!!

Super cool that they wrote the address on envelope by hand! Love the stamp btw ;)

Gonna stick these on my laptop!

Thanks @dfox !

I came back here, after not logging in for about a year just to say that patents are fucking stupid. Thanks, see you in another year!

After ten months. I still hate Instagram's algorithmic news feed. Just because I like a lot of memes doesn't mean I want to miss out on my rarely-posting-friend's posts thanks.
While the chronological feed is never coming back, I just wish they'd add a switch and let us choose what we like.

Me: I have terrible life, terrible job and I will kill my boss.

Someone: just think positive.

Me: oh thanks

Rant
Fucking websites that dont host the latest version of their own software

Thanks for making me download a 5gb installer just to make me download another 2gb in updates assholes

Unfortunately I don't have a laptop, but my raspberryPi will do just fine (I will use other stickers when I get a laptop). Thanks for the stickers :)

Creating flowcharts just got easier for me. Thanks Typora!

Can we just have a second to be thankful for being in a position where history grants us the technology and society the possibilities to work with computers?

Thanks 🙂

Ive been skulking on the shadows here for almost a month. Just reading everybody's rants. devRant and its community has made even the most boring days worth while. Thanks to everyone.

!dev

My neighbours have so many fucking IoT devices that they basically fuck over the entire 2.4GHz spectrum over here just by themselves...
Thanks for that you cuntbags.

!rant
devRant just saved me from boring one hour bus ride. Thanks guys.

I didn't expected that devrant could be this good, facebook is just full of spams nowadays and hard to find dedicated people. Thanks @condor for suggesting devrant

Look, icon pack. We need to talk about devRant. You're getting to that age where you need to be respectful, especially towards such a wonderful app. Could you maybe go to the effort of having some icon, even if it's just a simple one? Thanks.

(Micro)Manager: Just a reminder you have a meeting at 4:30 today. (note that micromanager has nothing to do with this meeting)

Dev: Thanks, I think I can read my own calendar myself I think; I'm an adult.

Manager: ...

Dev: ...

When you go to drive.google.com and it loads a page with a botton that reads "Go To Google Drive". Didn't I just?

THANKS GOOGLE!

!rant
Just decided to (activly) join this lovely community. Thanks for hilarious rants and sometimes great thoughts.

Hahaha guys I got the HTTP response codes tattooed on my arm so I don't forget them! Aren't I fun and quirky? I'm such a code nerd, oh thanks for the likes, Twitter! Wowowowow i am just SO FUN. Look at my nerdy tattoo!!

Nice! I just found jsrant.com featured on the homepage of devrant! Thanks!

Discovered about digital ocean here, I'm just in love .

Thanks very much!! :D

Best valentine's day gift ;) just arrived today. Thanks devRant :)

Are you fucking kidding me, Microsoft?!
You are literally doing the opposite thing of "protecting me".

I might as well just download all the viruses myself and watch my CPU rise up like that. Thanks, Microsoft for nothing, but bad things.

Thanks but what the fuck.

He fast as fuck

Phone just had a seizure.

Installed devRant about 3 weeks ago and love reading the rants, story's and comments. Just wanted to say thanks guys for making my uni experience that little bit greater. Decided today to create an account and support devRant by subscribing. Anyways hello devRanters!

Arrived after just a few days in the Netherlands! Thanks @dfox @trogus :)

Just wanted to say my co-worker Jason is a bitch, thanks for handing me broken projects to fix. He's always on this so I hope he sees this 🙃

One of our backend devs just changed an existing migration instead of creating a new one.
Thanks a lot mate.

I just realized that i can do better in designing websites without bootstrap or other CSS frameworks. Thanks to CSS GRID. FTW

Sorry for breaking the protocol, but I'm not here to rant. I want to thanks all the ranters (is that a thing now?) for recommending Mr. Robot (the TV series). Just watched the first episode and I can see myself watching it all day. Be back tomorrow.

I always missed the window management feature of windows when I switched to macOS. Now thanks to VEEER. It just works and its free.

Just in!
Thanks @dfox @trogus

W00t-w00t, Just got my first deviant swag ! !
Thanks @dfox
Super happy :D
Keep ranting!

Just found this. (Download as PDF)
Thanks MS.

I was going to write this in a jovial ranty style but I just can't, its too serious. So I'll just say it:

Do not touch your colleagues screen, ever. It's the height of rudeness. You can point without touching, it's not hard. Thanks.

!rant Finally arrived.
And just in time for my birthday tomorrow. Thanks dfox and trogus for this amazing community. And for the swag! 🎉😀

The devrant sticker just arrived.
Thanks @dfox and @trogus.
❤

!rant
Got my stickers a few weeks ago, but did not post anything back then, sorry. Still, thanks a lot!

Might just give the extra stickers to friends :)

Just a personal request to @dfox
Can you screenshot only the part of the behind the scenes code of devrant? Just the part of it.
I want to see the syntax and how the language is used.
Thanks.

!rant

Thank you, senior developer!

Thanks for offering to help me when I said haven’t slept at all tonight.

Thanks for having a pair programming session with me when I said I would have trouble finishing todays tasks that the customer was expecting.

Thanks for being understanding and explaining, instead of just staying quiet and do everything yourself, when I couldn’t understand even simple solutions with my sluggish brain.

Thanks for making sure I understood what tasks needed to be done and how to do them before you resumed to your own.

Thanks for caring, and telling me I did good work even though I wasn’t my sharpest today!

Cousin: So what are you learning at school?
Me: Programming, PC Networks, Hardware and so on.
Cousin: Oh really? I just have to make presentation to school. I will send it to your account thanks I appreciate it... 🤔

Oracle database errors are fucking hilarious:

"Usually a pl/sql error"

Well thanks, but if I wanted an unhelpful and shitty response I would've asked myself, but it's great to know you're just as fucking useless.

My stickers have just arrived! So happy! Also just over 50++ remaining till stressball! So excited to be part of this! Thanks @dfox

Thanks, @trogus & @dfox! Got my stress ball yesterday, brought it in to work today. And here he sits upon his custom pedestal. (his name is Dave, btw.. he just looks like a Dave to me..)

!rant

I've been lurking here for quite some time now. Decided to create my account today.
I'd love to share a good rant but the last couple of days were the most calm I ever had. Thanks to you guys giving me hope and strength and see others feel the same.

Thanks for the good posts and funny comments.

After lots of interviews and waiting and hard work just got something similar to my dream job.

I am so happy. Thanks for all your success rants they gave me the motivation to keep going when it seems there was no hope.

Remember everyone just keep going, keep trying, keep pushing.

Happy ranting.

I just discovered that a couple rants here talked about an open source project of mine 😍

Also, they were !rants 😄

Thanks for appreciating it! 😄

Repetitive task is my worst nightmare. And I am currently experiencing it, thanks to my fucking stupid shit module at university.

I just want to give up and sleep.

Thanks devRant I just got ur stickers and also thanks for sending it all the way to India 😇

Has anyone who's running a start-up had to deal with email happy clients?

I just watched a thread of 14 emails be generated for sending a maintenance contract which was already agreed upon.

Most of the emails are "thanks for the reply........."
To which some one will reply " thanks for the reply.........

Spent yesterday and this morning working on a project my boss pulled me away to do.

Just got told it's not needed anymore
/(ò.ó)┛彡┻━┻

Thanks for wasting 1.5 days...

It was actually decided on a late night meeting but he forgot to inform me this morning...

!rant

Hey guys, I just wanted to know that are there any websites which can pay for coding or stuff similar to that? I am good in programming in several languages but I also need to pay college fees and internet bills.

Thanks!

This guy arrived just in time... Thanks @dfox and @trogus!

Eeeeh... Thanks for saving me Gimp XD

(says that I am trying to create an image that will be 155,8GB)

I just casually squared one equation by entering the final value into both width and height values, oops :D

I sign the lease to my first apartment in just a few weeks!

I'd like to say thanks to the US government for allowing me to go in debt so I can live independently and not be forced to live with a random person in a dorm on campus.

Just realised that i have reached 1K +1's, thanks everyone!

This treasure just arrived!

Thanks @dfox & @trogus ! 😃

I just love how upset the sticker looks with ThinkPad.

Thanks you guys! Your envelope managed to overcome even the horror we know as the Israeli Postal Company 👏

OneDrive just "updated" my Excel file with a newer version of another user. The other user was also me and the updated version is the same document but 2 hours ago. All the changes are lost and the version history doesn't list my actual version. Thanks OneDrive!

Happiness is getting free T-shirt from a start up from different country for just signing up their product...
My best wishes to the company..
And thanks for sending it..

!rant, just a thanks to Google for being awesome

My stress ball and stickers just came in, thanks devrant!

This might seem insignificant, but I just hit 2000 ++'s!
Thanks everyone!
I think it shows how the community here appreciates each other, it's great 👍

We got it! Only took just over a week. Thanks!

Best pic I could get before the little monster started eating it.

Hi guys I just joined like an hour ago and I have been reading a few comments/stories and I have to say this is awesome! Thanks for sharing, I look forward to read some more stories and share a few of mine too :-)

Just reached my 512th ++.
Thank you everyone who did it, and special thanks and congratz to @devTea for being the 512th.

🏳️‍🌈❤️

Thanks for the stickers guys! I'll save the others for when I get my new rig!
(Yeah I know it's the wrong way up but the face just looks too good like that)

oh microsoft...

you used to put the artifacts in

bin/Release/net6.0/publish

now you just put them in

bin/Release/net6.0

fucking garbage thanks for the heads up

it's golang from here on out

go run main.go && echo 'byebye fucksticks'

I'm so fucking sick of pouring hours of work into providing application code for someone who could give two shits about what I've done -- instead he completely fixates on what's missing or broken -- nevermind that I completely eliminated a bad UI thread bottleneck.

Sometimes I swear that coding is a thankless job and people just expect miracles.

Did you know that commenting '+1' or 'OMG I really need this, pliiz can I haz this asap?' just spams hundreds of mailboxes? Use that little star above there. It's appreciated. Thanks.

I've just discovered that there is 'undelete' option on SO.
I laughed at first and then I realized that my problem was unsolved!
undeleted my post!
Thanks SO! 😆

Stickers just came in :)

Thanks, DevRant!

!rant

I just bought a personal license for a Jetbrains product, in this case Rider.

Jetbrains is one of those companies that I'm so happy with that I'm willing to actually spend money on a product of theirs.

So thanks for existing <3

Just ranted for 90 minutes on the Long Island Railroad and it seemed like 5 minutes! Thanks guys for all the cool rants.

jQuery < 3.4.0 is a known moderate severity vulnerability now and Github just send me about 20 alert mails for repos which are using jQuery that I had used for side projects.
Like thanks but damn.

Oops just bought a domain 😁😁

Thanks @ThatDude

who hates when friends or coworkers/family pretend that you fix his/her pc for free or just a 'thanks'??

So I just found out about arrow functions thanks to React and I've been sitting here for legit 20 min, amazed by how aesthetic they look

!rant.

Can we just show some community appreciation for @tahnik, I literally see them on everything I post.
Thanks dude!

<not a rant>
I had to get HBO Now just for the show Silicon Valley. Thanks, HBO for this awesome show.
</not a rant>

PSA MacOS Sierra 10.12 will make any user who wasn't the original admin user a standard user, it will also reset the original admin users password back to whatever it was when the MacBook was first set up. It all just works!

So i just created my own npm package. And published 3-4 days ago.

And don't know how but there is already 60+ weekly downloads.

So thanks for them who support me😅

Wait, I can get stickers at just 20 +1s? I thought it was a 100. Thanks

just received my rant stickers
thanks devrant👍

I just got my stickers in the mail... looking very elegant on my computer. I can't wait to show off at work 😍
Thanks for everything @dfox and @trogus, and thanks to all the devRanters 😉

Me: *adds a shiny new graph to our foos web app showing player ratings*

Fred: Can I please have a button to see just my scores?

Me: *adds "JUST FRED" button*

Fred: perfect, thanks

finally the stress ball has arrived just before my exams.😄 thanks @dfox and Tim for all of this.

Wow! Updated devRant and - Custom Avatar Stickers in the store!! So cool. Just in time for the Holidays. Thanks team devRant😀😀😀

Why is Google so bad in creating good documentations for their API ?

I send exactly what they specify and on some values I just get a 400. thanks for nothing

Just received my sticker and I am glad of being a part of the DevRant community. Thanks for you for being the best community I've ever seen 😊

Got my stickers in the mail today, just before I left for my new job. Thanks from Ireland devRant

Maybe I should’ve gotten a smaller 1.

Anyway maybe just using it hood-up half-zipped.
Thanks to @idontgiveaduck for showing me da swag shop

The best AH-HA moment is the ones that you just can't get your mind around and then go for a coffee break.

Come back to your desk and then ... bam! There it is!

Thanks, coffee ☕

Notepad of all things just freezed on me and restarted, losing my notes progress three times before I realized what was happening.

Thanks Microsoft for giving me a reason to hate Win11

Turns out the moment the vertical scrollbar appears, it crashes. That's it, a fucking scrollbar.

Just got my stickers! Thanks devRant!!!

Someone's laptop just go a free character upgrade thanks to the Mr's @dfox and @trogus

Wow!!! I just saw the new devRant upgrade in the App Store. Unbelievable new feature. Can't wait to setup tonite!!! Thanks @trogus @dfox !!!

What dumb twat decided to commit a change with the message “FUCK”. And it not just one, it’s 10 or more in a fucking row!!!!!

Thanks, that’s really gonna help me understand what was changed 😡

just received! Thanks devrant, its been two months worth the wait!

Finally became a 2GB lol just random but a milestone nonetheless. Thanks all for listening to my inner voice when i feel there is no place to get these recursive thoughts out of my head.

Have a great day

So Amazon recruiter followed up today... So I just replied,

Thanks but not interested anymore, easier being a shareholder

I just wrote into my scientific essay: "thanks to devrant for tho daily motivation"... Now, I feel like the saver of my Informatics profs life

Just finished silicon valley 1st season. That's pretty cool imo. Thanks to the rant who made me discover it 😊

Is it just me or is the Audio driver for Antergos WAAAY better than the one on Windows? Big diffrence for me at least.

Also, huge thanks to whoever made devRantron available on AUR.

Wow! Just updated my devRant android and it has search! Opens the floodgates to data mining the rapidly growing content. Thanks!!!

Omfg!! my day just became so much cooler!!!😍😍😍😍😍
Thanks David & Tim!!!

!rant
They've arrived! Now I just have to decide which and where.
Thanks @dfox and @trogus, keep the swag on!
Happy coding everyone!

Wait spotify is blocked in my office but other guys spotify are not blocked? Oh well I'll just use the unblocked deezer. Thanks to my coworker.

Seriously I think the Slack apps are really among the worst I have ever had to use. That is both on mobile (iOS) and desktop (Mac). It’s super slow thanks to Electron Desktop and super buggy on mobile. Connection Speed is really slow as well.

I just hate it.

Didn't even ask for 2 sets, the devRant team is just awesome! Thanks!

On and @localhost, it seems like people are sending their setup, so here's my student one :)

Happy days, yesterday we updated form 16.3 to 16.4 and thanks to them fixing the bug in 'getDerivedStateFromProps' my broken code is now breaking.

Don't you just love it when features inadvertently depend on bugs. The entire component ONLY worked properly because of a react bug.

Representing. T-shirt's quality is all I hoped for and oh man the stress ball...let's just say staying away from cigarettes for good while debugging just got a whole lot easier :)
Thanks for providing awesome swag @dfox && @trogus!

Hey Guys
Safety Question.
If I charge a 220v capacitor with 5v... Does it accumulate up to 220v or just the voltage I give it? Thanks

@dfox - I really like the swag store and all, but do you think you could come out with some unique/not-available-on-the-swag-store items for the big milestones?

It just adds to the allure imo!

Thanks for all that you both do!

Just finished a app for mapping printers based purely on convention in a Citrix environment, no manual config needed. Chief of operations said "it's fixing stuff like this that should trigger a bonus, too bad we're the government". (Yay, thanks for rubbing it in).
Then I responded "I'll get my reward in heaven as usual, then". CIO says: "but you're not going there...."

Guess I just need a fire extinguisher then. Thanks boss.

Feedback time!
Really loving it here, thanks y'all!!
Scrolling using your volume keys is something I'd like, I've used it on another app (9gag) and I wish more apps had that feature (it can be enabled/disabled). Those are just my
$0.02
Thanks again!

Question PHP folks. Is it a standard to write:
public function hair()?

Writing only:
function hair() is just the same thing to the above. It will default to "public" hair right? 🤔 maybe just a PSR-2 standard or for readability? Thanks!

Just wanna admit something (which I don't do often)....

Am I the only one who makes almost every day at least 5 typo's? It drives me crazy 😭 Sometimes I just think.. WHY?! WHY DO I ALWAYS MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE?!

But yeahh.. That's off my heart now.. Thanks 😁

Just wanted to say you guys are awesome and thanks for the stickers!

When you need to buy a new notebook because the old one is full of stickers and your devrant stickers just arrived :-) Thanks!

!rant, just asking the wise devRant community for advice:
What is a good laptop that works well with linux? Thanks in advance :)

thanks guys, just got my stickers. I love the quality :)

We can now download our avatars! Thanks @dfox and @trogus!

Am I internet explorer, or just late to the party?

Just wanted to say a massive thanks for the stickers. They arrived a few weeks ago but just realise my attempt at posting a picture failed :(

Now I just need to decide where to stick them!

Unity has a nice feature where if you search for an item in your hierarchy, it fades to white as if it just crashed.

Thanks for the heart attack, Unity! Maybe this serves as a reminder to save frequently because it *does* crash a lot.

Ummm, I will assume that you were not able to navigate to the page you have just opened in background. Ok Safari, thanks for the hardwork.

Me: Hey, I'm going to refill my water bottle. You need some as well?
Coworker: Yeah, thanks let me just drink the remaining bits
*starts chugging down 3/4 full bottle*
Me: PFFFFT, you don't need a refill please, for the love of god, staph

//Not a rant; Just asking for opinions

I'm trying to replicate this on a website. Should I go via the CSS route by making rounded squares or just place a bunch of images of each individual circle? Is there any pros or cons of doing either or? Or is it really all the same at the end? Thanks! 😅

Hey guys,

i just started learning HTML. so far it is going well alone which language to learn is the easiest after this?

Thanks in advance!

hey guys, what CS/software or just general computer info magazines do ya'll read? (U.S) i want to subscribe to some. thanks

So my laptop battery just turned from ~21000 MWh capacity to ~3500 MWh within one night, and it literally can't be charged above 300 MWh.... I can't even do much without it just running out of power even though my charger's plugged in... Urghhhhh thanks Lenovo for making/using cheap hardware

Just arrived love from NY and know London loves you back.
David and Tim, thanks for making devRant happen... this is awesome.

I've just checked and see that my FUP was increased from 150GB to 400GB with no extra cost

I'm getting 40 Mbps U/L and I'm paying $10.11/pm

Thanks to my ISP

I haven't touched my OpenVPN server configuration in almost a year. Everything seemed to "just work" the way I wanted it.
I have now just found out that all ipv6 DNS queries were actually going to the wrong ip.

Why am I such a magnet for stupid shit like this?
Every time I try to do something beautiful, elaborate, complex, I always get some small shitty detail wrong.
It's like "close, but no cigar".
Every.
Single.
Time.

Sigh

Bonus fun fact: I only found out thanks to Windows' DNS leak feature. Thanks, Windows!

!rant

Finally got the 1000++ still feels like I just joined last month. Thanks to you folks I don't feel like I'm alone anymore.

PS: Fuck jQuery, copypasta shit code and retarded company policies. 🕊

Anyone heard of brain.fm? I'm just curious if it actually, works, and helps to focus and concentrate. Are 200 bucks really woth it?
Thanks in advance :D

Don't you just love how dR's avatars are all nice and fit? Making us think no developers are overweight thanks to sitting down all the fucking day?

When you think it works

and it just does NOTHING.

Thanks javascript...

Well i am just newbie,
How to create an avatar here

Thanks me later cause if i post then they will increae my points

Tech people should have a codeword. So that I don't have to explain to every data provider showing off their own crappy limited analytics tool that "I do know what SQL means and I just need the ODBC user/pass, thanks".

I wish I could just say "hey, &0x00A0 = 1337;" out loud and he would be like "oh, thanks! I needed the break. Here is the ODBC crap, I'm gonna grab some coffee."

Last working day for this year. My boss just told me, our customers shipped 80m nzd worthy fruits this year. Thanks guys 👍

Just a quick thanks to the developers that make the product of their work more than just that.

Was playing Hellgate London again and spotted this little easter egg as the description of a low tier body armor.

Finding those little quirks in software makes it all the more fun and really appreciate being in the dev community.

Anyone experience with microservices?

I want to offload CPU intense workloads to another server while I use my main webserver for just simply serving files and I have a couple of questions... Like were to start researching if this idea is even viable

Thanks in advance!

I just spent 6 hours searching for the reason my code ONLY works when stepping through the breakpoints. Turns out I just had to add a single line of code to my procedure (chartObject.Activate) to make it work. I'd be lost without those 3 year old posts on some shady Excel VBA forums.

Thanks for documenting that, Microsoft!

If you backed something, and they ask you to provide a name to include in their special thanks would you:

- Use your full name for whatever the outcome will be (successful project or just a terrible failure)
- Use a nickname (Like this one on devRant)

How to eliminate programmers burnout? I know that I'm still raw and I have more to learn but I just want to know from our dearest and craziest programmers/engineers/developers out here.

Cool to have this platform. Thanks creators!

Clearing up my schedule, just got an 18 page resume for the position of mobile lead...
Thanks man I am gonna "read" the whole thing ...Fuck no I did not even read beyond first 4 lines...I got shit to do...like ranting about it...

Finally it came :D this is just.. so.. awesome. Thanks devRant @dfox

@billgates

I assume that you did some Windows development.
I just made my WPF and want to publish. But VS created setup.exe for me. I want to make my own installer. How do I get the application files? not the setup file?
Please help. Thanks.

Hey all, can you guys recommend some great books on database theory and design. Something aimed towards intermediate towards advanced. It doesn't have to be sql, I just want to learn how to make a kick a#@ db.
Thanks!!!!!!!