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Does anyone else suddenly lose the ability to type properly as soon as someone is watching/pairing?40
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We just spent 30 minutes standing around watching Elon Musk launch his car into orbit.
I love working in IT.5 -
Happiness is not getting any server issue/downtime notifications while you're outside on a bridge watching fireworks ❤😊4
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When I still studied, quite some people found me paranoid.
One of my friends started whispering 'NSA is watching' whenever he walked by me and after a while, whenever any of my friends were near me AND near a camera or whatsoever, they all whispered that same phrase.
Then I thought fuck it and just joined with whispering that. So throughout the whole day everyone would whisper that around me and I just participated 😆9 -
So I was watching a video of a Udacity Nanodegree alum. This part bothered me more than it should.
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watching CSI:
The cop (watching hacked tv broadcast): "This isn't live, is it?
The hacker girl: "I'll create GUI interface using Visual Basic, see if I can track the IP"
effin' gold, hope that GUI helped her11 -
*watching funny clip*
*boss comes at you*
Boss: hey man, we need to...
You: just look at this thing, it's hilarious!
*watching clip together*8 -
Me : hey, why have you taped out your webcam ?
Him : shhhh, they are watching.
Me : what ?
Him : what ?16 -
alias gcc='echo "gcc: fatal error: Input file not found: "
Now have fun watching your victim struggle.7 -
Not to be pedantic but shouldn't "100% completed" actually mean totally finished?
Why am I still watching a spinning circle?12 -
Trying out on my own, then googling the problems, finally watching a 2h documentary on zebra communication on youtube.2
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It was fun to watch my entire high school (~1200 people) freak out when I ran "net send * Big brother is watching you..." on what I found to be an insecure computer in my high school's library. Every single computer in the building displayed the pop up message. The town's IT director even showed up to figure out what happened.
I was caught, but they were more happy it wasn't a hacker, and that I discovered that the IT firm the town hired totally botched properly implementing network security, so I was let off the hook.5 -
Started watching Silicon Valley last night and I must say damn is it addictive. S1 was complete by morning.
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Watching my coworkers fix bugs is like watching people untie knots by pulling hard on both ends, in the hope that the rope breaks.1
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When your MacBook only has 4GBs of ram and you're running a server, chrome, and watching for sass updates.
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I'm at the Web Summit in Lisbon and I had the opportunity of watching the founder of Reddit in a lecture. I hope that next year I'll be watching the founders of DevRant. They deserve to be here.
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StackOverflow's mouse cursor effect is exponentially decreasing my productivity as I go through the day.
I can't stop watching it.2 -
For the last 45 minutes I’ve been watching my teacher showing is how to do styles in Word
athlon.bored = af;
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Connect to client's workstation via teamviewer to fix some issue..only to found out he was watching pornhub...PrtScr!!!!6
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How long is it ok to wait before telling my colleague that the Windows Update-screen he's been watching for the last 25 mins is just me giving him a lesson in "Win+L"? (He's actually just watching fakeupdate.net)5
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Few days ago, my boss join devRant. And last night, my girlfriend join devRant too.
*Their watching. Beware!!!18 -
Few years back I managed to write a conky script after watching Breaking Bad.
The OS is elementary OS.
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I commented on a rant that "devRant is anonymous" then later I get a ++ notification that @theNSA +1'd my comment.
So maybe not...2 -
Does anyone else suddenly loose the ability to type properly as soon as someone is watching/pairing?7
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Started watching silicon Valley. HELL, THE BEST TECH SERIES EVER.don't know why i always end up watching long multi-season series in my exam days xD
Anyways what would you guys choose for your million dollar idea: sell it at $10 million, or build a company out of it? I will definitely sell.
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While watching Computerphile's video on the new atom bombing exploit.
Actually, He is kinda right 😂
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Got 1 job offer and already watching a video about choosing between 2 job offers... Wtf is wrong with me :(1
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Fuck you windows! We were watching a movie and windows accidentally restarted and started to update. I HATE YOU!3
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If you type "Illuminati" backwards and the ".com" into your browser, you will be led to the US government's national security page.
Source: pythonforbeginners2 -
Watching the Google I/O 2018 where they are showcasing their AI called Google Duplex, making a call for reservation.
I just realized it has better communication skill than me.
I am pooping for last 20 minutes watching the video.5 -
Watching La Casa de Papel
All I could see is that Inspector Raquel Murillo is using the CD wrong...
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I think that watching Netflix's The Punisher has made me a better developer.
10/10 would binge again8 -
Audacity repository being on fire for the new privacy policy is something I just can't stop watching ... I love it.12
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Why is every fucking kid on campus watching me make something in vs and saying:
“WhOa ArE YoU hAcKinG”6 -
Oppenheimer is great.
If you are considering watching it, enjoy existential dread and such, definitive recommend.
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I'm watching tv with my parents. We're watching home alone and they're laughing their asses off from the movie they watched twenty times. This is one of the cringiest moments of my life. Wish I could attach an audio recording11
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The last reason for keeping windows on my laptop ceased to exist so now im watching as linux is installing :')6
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>watching Channel9
>display goes black for no reason
>cable was unplugged a little bit
>display starts working
>audio stops working
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I found a way to make me procrastinate less on my own projects today! Stream development of it to Twitch.
Yes, there may be nobody watching most of the time; yes there may be nobody interested in a wall of text and no voice; but you just feel the need to stay on-topic when streaming, and I kinda liked it.3 -
Lying in my bed, and watching Darling in the FRANXX...
A whole weekend long...
I dont regret anything.4 -
Been watching NerdCubed for years. Finally got to meet him and Rebecca at the launch of his first book woo.
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Video adaptation of the rant from @Wisecrack - https://youtu.be/_zo7mMeH2xU
Have fun watching 😁
Original: https://devrant.com/rants/4519564
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*The things you find watching logs*
From an innocent script I wrote to crawl Alexa categories for datascience team.
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Best part of living alone... lip syncing ktv (karaoke) and dancing like no one's watching.
Oh Happy Moon Festival2 -
The network guy in me screams in agony!
I Just started watching person of interest, and this happens...
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Nothing beats watching Chinese IP’s just beating on your server constantly. Those crafty Chinese...Now where are the Russians?🍿17
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Why would I waste my time watching tutorials for company rules if I can just watch it during work.7
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Sorry, I have to say this. I get patriotic at times.
Asian Cup 2019, we Vietnam had made it to Quarter Finals after defeating Jordani in the penalty shots.
I'm happy. It's stressful watching the shots. It's stressful watching the match but I'm happy. We're happy.
And now back to homework.2 -
Watching a film with friends. I could be coding right now.
Are Blockbuster supposed to be entertaining? My programms less predictable than the story line. I have assignments to do, yet I must adore this.
School is litterally more fun than watching that shit.5 -
Watching IT crowd AGAIN after seeing a joke my brother didn't understand. Lol. (A fire? At a sea parks?)
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I get listening to music while you code, but I’m afraid I just can’t believe in watching a TV show while you code. You’re not coding, you’re watching a show. Or if you are coding, the level of code that’s being written is probably low enough to make it a waste of time.4
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Does anyone even use their phone in landscape mode other than when watching a video or playing a game?8
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Because when you built the UI and you watch how the end user interact with it, it’s like watching your kid approach their first love, or like watching moon rover landing except you designed and built the whole program by yourself.
It’s just magical.1 -
The best thing with a power outage in an apartment complex is watching everybody's wifi turn back on.
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Stopped running Grunt ( Task runner for JavaScript ) process, watching files for changes
Memory usage dropped by around 1.5-2 GB 😑2 -
me after watching snowden(2016) yesterday : "Holy shit, government is going to fuck our privacy!!"
me after watching the circle today: "Holy shit big private companies are going to fuck our privacy!!"
My office senior watching me "Holy yeah boss is going to fuck your privacy"6 -
watching this makes me old. 14 by the way. lol
telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl
,
windows cmd after enabling telnet client
enjoy!2 -
Watching Google's keynote, every time they say "OK Google" my idiotic phone wakes up and starts listening...1
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No Youtube, just because I finished watching a fucking video on my phone and then I closed it, doesn't mean that I wanna resume watching it again on my fucking TV!
"Oh, the user just stopped watching a video - surely he must want to watch it on his TV now!"
Seriously, who the fuck had the brilliant idea? And how desperate do you have to be for user attention to keep suggesting users to switch to a different device every time they close a video?3 -
While watching 'theory of everything'
Mom: Even Stephen had a girlfriend.
Me: I'm a dev, not a scientist! -
Ever wondered if there are any Devs on devRant that work at the NSA? Or other shady agencies. Or are they only indexing this network?3
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Watching CI build is the most interesting part of my day. My app always breaks in wonderful and exciting ways. :|
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Finally weekend. Watching two friends playing FIFA 16. Can't stop trying to figure out how the AI is working.1
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Basically anything space related.
Playing KSP, watching rocket launches (sadly not live tho), watching the stars and planets in our night sky, watching the ISS fly overhead and also some very-low-level astrophotography, which is hard in a very light-polluted area, but can still produce astonishing results.
The universe is amazing, I love learning about it, seeing it and being a part of a community that is excited about the future of the human civilization.2 -
Powered on my laptop for finishing up my project...ended up with 0 progress and watching some 100 YouTube videos1
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Spent nearly entire weekend nights Bing watching Silicon Valley- great show and great waste of my time on earth.
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Im trying dry January.. so far or was easy but now I’m watching terminator and I really want a whiskey..13
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I found a better solution than taping over your webcam:
Not using the shitty inbuilt screen in the laptop.
And if you need tape, use BLACK TAPE, because who wants a glow in the dark yellow rectangle above their screen...1 -
What do you recommend watching to get some programming entertainment and being a bit educational?14
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Man, the technology we have right now. I'm watching YouTube live stream from some guy from Florida Keys.3
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Damnit, devrant! I started watching Mr Robot because of you, and now I'm going to be up all night binge watching.
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A few years ago, we were developing a media application that allows playing DRM protected content in various business rules. One was that a movie is only playable after watching an ad; the weird one is that an *ad* is playable only after watching a movie.
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Opening your inbox in anticipation of updates on projects you're watching and instead receiving privacy policy updates
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Watching YouTube and reading the documentation.
Preferably with a practical goal (e.g. a software that does something). -
I'm the only one who open YouTube looking for a tuto but end up watching weird stuff and forget why the hell I'm watching YouTube !!!5
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The ability to track all deliveries in real time using gps of the exact location is sort of creepy. Just spend about 10mins watching my dasher seemingly lost and trying to locate the restaurant...
But sorta feels like being an overlord watching his serf do his bidding...1 -
How do you guys feel about privacy after watching series like "Person of interest" or "Mr Robot" ?10
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https://youtube.com/watch/...
I honestly don't believe it is really true and if it is, I don't think google listened in the backround or even cortana did, but it was youtube itself.
But still, pretty creepy and maybe listening does not work like in real time, but it is working. Slowly. Hidden. Precisely.1 -
So I just saw this rant https://devrant.com/rants/977587/... and I'm wondering what is your reason for not wanting to be tracked or watched?7
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After watching Unbox therapy's review on Purism, I realized that Lew has zero experience using Gnome2
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!dev
If you use a streaming service, do you use it mostly for ur movie or the shows?
Just finished binge watching Netflix's first month and well sorta not interested in watching more for a while...4 -
I'm currently watching Game of Thrones and procrastinating installing ubuntu onto my desktop and learning to make scripts for Hackmud...
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What are you peeps watching while coding and waiting for build?
I'm rewatching Supernatural on one of my minitor1 -
I'm watching
"Cybercrimes with Ben Hammersley"
on Netflix
It's quite involving and interesting..
Anyways carry your rant... -
Legend has it that auto-complete pull requests only ever actually autocomplete while you're watching them1
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Hey there Ranters,
So I am big film and video guy. I was wondering what good IT shows you guys watching. My all time favorite is The IT Crowd. Most recent show i am watching is Silicon Valley.
Any suggestions?10 -
scaled agile day long planning meetings sitting around watching other teams point their pointables.
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I'm watching Seinfeld. I make mental comments like I'm one of the Seinfeld gang. Life has never been this beautiful.
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Does anyone find any value over doing paid courses online vs just watching youtube videos about the content?
I've learned just about everything in my career by reading/watching tutorials and following along. I'm confused as to why people pay for that kind of training when it's freely available. Is there real value there?10
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