Interviewer: We're worried you don't have enough backend experience for this frontend position.

Interviewer: what leadership experience do you have

Me: 3 years experience in an administration position

Interviewer: Good, where?

Me: in a WhatsApp group

Just applied for a position at pornhub. Wish me luck !

My friend is a css guy and he told me this

.illuminati {
position: absolute;
visibility: hidden;
}

So I've got a Linux related job (or, starting at monday). When people ask me what my new position is called, I'll of course tell! Well, I stutter sometimes in my native language. Especially with the letter L.

"so what's your new position?"
"Lllllll-lllll-llllllllllllllllllll"
*mother of god*
"lllllllllllllllllllllll-llllllllllllll*
*OH FFS*
"Llllllllllll-llllllllllllllllllll-lllllllinux support engineer!"
*FUCKING FINALLY!*

"Hey man, you got a new job I heard, what's your new position?"
*please work*
"Lllllllllll-lllllllllllllllll-llllllllllllllllllllll*
*MOTHERFUCKER*
"Lllllllll-lllllllllllllllllllinux support engineer!"

"ey dude, what's your new position? Heard you got a new job!"
*alright let's do this better*
"gonna do stuff with servers and customer service!"
"Ah cool! What system do they run on their servers?"

No. 😡

YES YES YES YES I HAVE MY FIRST INTERVIEW NEXT WEEK (SERVER MANAGEMENT/SUPPORT POSITION)

*JUMPS AROUND* (NOT LITERALLY BECAUSE AT A TRAIN STATION)

So after learning to code myself for about 9 months.

A local agency CEO reached out and offered me a junior position!

Happy days!

A recruiter just sent me a position which required 10+ year experience on ReactJS. So, should I reply "Good luck."?

On my way to my first job interview ever! Applying for a Linux Support Engineer position.

Let's nail this 😎

Dude comes for an interview for a mobile position - one of the first things he says is "Adobe is killing Flash, don't know why, big mistake."

Wife : Lets try some other position tonight.

IT support guy : raise a ticket for change request

.illuminati {
position: absolute;
visibility: hidden;
}

"Position: Java developer
Requirements: Knowledge in C, C++, C#, JavaScript, Python, frameworks like jQuery or Angular (preferable)"

Do you need a Java developer or some kind of development deity?

during my interview for a systems integration developer position

"now sell me this pen"

Team lead dismisses my request for promotion to senior, "need more experience", 3 hours later get job offer for senior position

Just accepted a new position with a raise!

Feels good.

My boss just told me that he wants me to stay and is giving me a permanent position :D my contract would have ended by the end of this month otherwise! :D

Lesson learned: Ask the company to see a sample of their code before accepting the position.

You know you've become a dev when standard keyboard left hand position is no longer wasd

They want to test applicants knowledge of Jason Voorhees for a Database Position O_o

I am traveling 550 Km (9hrs) just to give my first interview for the position of Jr. Natural Language Processing Engineer.
Wish me luck...

Best sex position for a quantum computing scientist?
.
.
.
.
The superposition!

Job Application :
Junior Developer, entry level position for new aspiring programmers.
Requirements :
5 years experience. :/

position: absolute;

So I bitched about how shitty PHP was during the whole four years of my major and the first job I landed was a PHP developer position...

This is my first check-in to devRant since I got this CIO position. Never forget your roots! ❤️

Finally the day when boss changes my position to senior developer. One of the biggest promotions I have ever had.

Everytime a recruiter contacts you about a position in "an award winning company"

When you're interviewing a candidate, who works on Linux, for a senior position & he refers to the Terminal as "MD-DOS"!!

Thought I would be funny with the questionnaire for an available IT position. We'll see where it lands me

Just started my new position and discovered that company's tasks, bugs & versions are managed in single Google Doc 😐

How could I miss CSS "position: sticky"? 😱

I don't know why my position has to be labeled "developer", when in reality I ain't develop shit, all I do day after day is fixing legacy code

Someone just offered me a position at Microsoft. Had to decline it, I'm not desperate enough to use Windows again.

Me: why are you using so many break tags?

Intern: Its the only way I can position this div below that form.

Me: *facepalm*

My former team opened two different positions to replace me: senior computer vision engineer and senior computer graphics engineer.
If you combine the required experience years, it's roughly my age 😂
Talk about unrealistic and unnecessary job requirements....

Made advanced tracking system, position, history, speed, allowed areas, warnings, notifications - the whole shabang.

Client is more impressed by form converting hours and minutes into decimals.

Sigh.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!

Stop this INFINITE SCROLL BULLSHIT!!!
Or at least save THE FUCKING position I've been before clicking on an element!

Officially resigned this morning from my helpdesk position.

in two weeks I officially begin my career as a junior dev. I'm on cloud 9 and yet still don't believe it.

Can I get swag for the fact that I got a permanent position!!!!!🎉🎉🎉

So you need 7 yrs of experience just for jr developer position......
Credit:@code_mouse

Have a Skype interview in 15min for a backend position. Only the first screening, but I'm anxious anyway.
Wish me luck!

A recruiter contacted me for a salesman position

After a year and 9 months as a security intern, I've been offered a full time position!

Recruiter call me for a position in his company and after speaking for a while he asked me to refer him in my company 🤣

Fuck you css!

Today I discovered (by losing some hours) that "position: fixed" has an exception when deciding where to position elements:

If the element with position fixed is inside an element with a transform, that element is treated has the viewport instead of the screen.

Why the fuck did someone thought that was a good idea?

What's so wrong with having no name for my position?
I mean, it's only me in this startup.
I AM THE STARTUP, DAMMIT.

Do I really have to start calling myself a CEO just to appear trustworthy?
But how does one become a Chief if there's nobody to supervise?

Hustler? Rockstar? Too 'startup'ish and just sad.
Entrepreneur? Founder? Sounds like something a scammer would use.

I'll just stick to leaving my position blank on my business card, thank you.

TFW someone tells you that you're not a "real frontend developer" and then repeatedly asks for CSS help... 😒

Got a notification for a new job. Apparently this is a junior position. I just wonder what else you have to know to get a senior position in that company

If anyone at your work pisses you off that isnt a dev. Slowly begin automating their tasks and soon that position wont exist!

Who is agree with this CSS, and how it could be optimized?

#wife {
right: 100%;
margin: 0;
position: fixed;
}

Dafuq... My new position label is Senior Software Developer.
I do not identify myself as a senior even in my wet dreams.
I'm confused.

(applying to a developer position)
interviewer : So, do you like to code?
me : of course!
interviewer : Are you sure? because this is a developer position and women prefer something more administrative than coding.
me : Wow! nobody told me that before. If I had known I wouldn't have studied this.
didn't expect to be called back after that...

Why the fuck do employers post remote position jobs, only to let you know in the first call that they require the employee to live in/near a certain city. That's not a remote position and it happened several times in my job hunt

!rant

Developers aren't just resources that you "utilize".

We are human beings with thoughts, aspirations, creativity, hopes and fears.

Your position doesn't make you entitled to treat others less.

Can we just have a second to be thankful for being in a position where history grants us the technology and society the possibilities to work with computers?

Thanks 🙂

My manager needs his position renamed to mail forwarder.
Lossless pass through and no value add

For some reason, lots of people list that they have a "high attention to dental" on their resumes for a design position.

I worked on this thing for weeks and months now and I didn't notice this.

(._.) < hello there)

First interview for a dev position for a co-op in less than 10 minutes. My heart is pounding.

I did an interview with an international company for an "Expert Fullstack Dev." position...

After being praised by the technical team, it turned out that the position was offering a junior salary...

I swear to god...
HR is the cancer of this industry

I lose faith in humanity day by day.

Finish my master degree
Get a good career position (I just joined my first software company)
Saves more money

That’s it for now

Just received a job invitation for my first developer position. But I never wrote a line of code in my life. I guess my interviewer too.

Our team is expanding and our boss hired an agency to find candidates. Today a headhunter on linkedin just offered me this position. Dafuq, at least they could check if I'm not working there on the same position.

That's one way to end an email for a developers position 👀

As 22.2.22 is coming to an end, I've sent an email to request for another PhD position.

That's all.
Wish me luck.

This week I had a technical interview for a Python developer position.
They asked me Javascript questions.
Not a single Python question.
Fml

Damn. Maybe if I was more charismatic, I too could stop learning and just talk my way into a position with a bullshit title.

Maybe.

Finished all my tasks. Went to bed happily thinking i deserve this rest.

Then after going to bed:

const onSleep = (position) => {
const newPosition = position === 'left' ? 'right' : 'left';
setTimeout(onSleep(newPosition), 120000);
}

Fml

😫

Just resigned in my current position and signed with a new company for a much better opportunity. So I hope this will be it.

A recruiter called me today asking if I was interested in his position of "Cloud Person"

Accurate representation of my Hell desk job. Good news I have a interview today for a software developer position. w00t!

Best: go outside my birth town for a developer position in a big city

Worst: i Miss my little town :(

When you get hired for backend work and are tasked with nothing but front-end work. I gave up a solid position for this?!

That sounds like a very sad position...

Just received a job résumé for a software engineer position. The very first skill listed:

MS Word.

I have just gotten my first developer position as a RoR developer. Just wanted to put it out there 😁 #NewbieDeveloper

!rant

Got an interview for a really cool position, don’t have specific knowledge about what they do, though. But willing to learn all of that beautiful stuff..
If I get the position, I will rock it:)

Wish me luck.
If you do, may your code always compile and your server stay up.

If you don’t, well yeah, whatever..

Declined a job offer with a startup, partly because of imposter syndrome. Applied for position as programmer, showed up for interview and got cold feet when it turned out they actually wanted/needed a senior programmer/chief technology officer and offered me the position after having asked me no technical questions, seen none of my code or previous projects.

Still, it was a job that paid money... And I'm still jobless two months later :(

Apply for position as an iOS developer. Nail the interview. Get the job. Get asked to write backend in JavaScript. Now I gotta learn JavaScript.

Entry level position requiring 4 years of experience. Ha-Ha

What kind of questions should I expect with a phone interview for a student tech support position?

Got an interview Tuesday afternoon!

.einstein {
position: relative !important;
}

!Rant
Just scheduled an interview for a full-time programming position with a company for after my graduation in the fall! Super Stoked!

I am going to be interviewed for an embedded programmer position next week. What topics should I review? Can you share your experience from such interviews?
(I still hope to get a phd position, but no harm in checking other options).

Told my advisor that I was not interested in an additional position due to the massive workload I’m already carrying in my back. Lo and behold, I get a message from a colleague congratulating me on the extra position.

Wat?

Apply for a job, pass the application stage, pass the practical demonstration and get invited for interview.

2 other candidates dropped out before the interview. It was an internal position for me, the other two were externals.

I still got made to interview for the position even though I was the only suitable candidate and everybody in the organisation knew me from my current role.

Why HR? Why?

P.S. I got the job.

I see a lot of people with shitty interactions with recruiters, but I have the chance to work with one to get into what I want to do (net ops incident response) if I call this recruiter.

Backstory: friend applied for a position, got offered this morning (not going through a recruiter) AS recruiter called him for another position within same company. Friend explained situation, but said someone (me) might call recruiter to talk.

Job would increase salary by minimum of 25% and is much closer to what I want to do. Even if I'm still on call, it's a larger team and I'm interested in the stuff.

How do I not get screwed by recruiter? And am I am ass for applying when I know it's < 1 year and I'd be leaving my team down 2 people (so at half capacity)? And do I care?

I am willing to trade my Web Developer position with anyone for a pickachu in Pokémon go.

to all of you out there scared to get into a Dev position because of no formal education:

I don't have any finished formal education, just a bunch of experience from pet projects and free lance here and there. I applied for a position this morning, got an email before the afternoon with an invitation for an interview!

companies are looking for brains, not pieces of paper. just take the jump and try!

Honzo, can we make this website responzive?

Looking ito code:
position:absolute; position:absolute; position:absolute; position:absolute; position:absolute; position:absolute; position:absolute; position:absolute;

Response: Sure.
Client: Cost?
Me: Much.

Hmmmmmm i just got offered a position for a php developer........but something that was not listed in the original application was that it is expected of one to work with wordpress. My wordpress experience is limited to creating simple themes.

I don't like cms systems also. But the position pays really good.

What to do what to do hmmm

Recruiter rant #2.

"Hi, am I speaking to xroad? I got a position with <company> and I think you might be interested in it."

"Is this in <city>?"

"Um, I'm not sure"

I was contacted about a dozen times for the same position the week before. I had to tell him where it's located.

Music lyrics in CSS form.

#clowns {
Float: left;
}

#jokers {
Float: right;
}

#me, #you {
Position: absolute;
Left: 50%;
}

— You will use Windows on your job position...

DevOps Engineer - Entire position exists primarily because Developers don't want to write YAML files

i've been here 7 months and the only thing i learned so far is how be in a better position to win politically.

Just signed my work papers, managed to get a front-end developer position after looking for a while! Moved to a much bigger city too

to anyone who says girls can’t code because they have no skill and therefore shouldn’t be in a high position because they have no dick,

I’ll show you how I code with my girl skills, I’ll fire you with my girl position, and I’ll fuck you with my girl dick.

!rant

Just had an interview for a position similar to mine in another company.

It was a breath of fresh air that the team lead was open and honest...

It’s not the best position but it’s stable Work that I’m good at, he was up front that it’s not the shiniest thing to work on but that there’s huge opportunity to grow.

His behaviour alone is why I’ll give the position strong consideration.

When you’re interviewing: don’t sweep anything under the rug, be up front about the job and at the least you’ll gain the respect of your candidate.

Interviewing for a front end JavaScript position. Interviewer asks me to converge a linked list in c#. wtf?

Working on my website. Ranting on positioning my background which uses CSS perspective and translateZ to move slowly when someone scrolls.

Can't figure out a way to make it not overflow the whole document for almost 3 days.

Out of frustration changed the position to fixed.

And the problem was gone :( :D :(

I have no idea if I should cry or laugh loudly

How bout instead of "Disrupting space-time continuum" or "Moving satellites into position" .. you just launch your crappy app.

"Hey {name}",

I see you did this raspberry pi project and this is why we called you in for an interview.

Have you done any projects that's relevant to the company? Because your pi project isn't exactly what we're looking for

I know we advertised back end and front end roles for this position. You would be ideal for the front end position ...but our team is backend and the front end position would be at another office

I am so frustrated with companies like these

Got a middle software developer position at a great company.... wrote 10 lines of code and spent 90% of the time in calls and meetings.

!rant

I’ll be interviewing for a software developer position at a bank today.

What do they like to hear?

As a Backend guy doing CSS. (Honestly don't know what i'm doing)

position: absolute;
z-index: -999999999999; /* better fucking work*/

margin-left: -1200;
background: red;
asdfghjkl

wait? what?

This would be my first official post.

Been a IT Technician for a managed service provider for the past 9 years up until last year August. Managing director pulls me in with a movement to App Development after coming across some personal hobby projects I have done in the past.

Started in the new position in November as Junior Developer and workloads get dumped on me and left to figure it out. 4 weeks of running through code without documentation and the solutions started to make sense.

Started a new solution for a Large remote customer with documentation and timelines in December and I get pulled in again for a second time in front of the MD.

Good News:With effect in January I have been promoted to Head of Application development.

Bad News: The existing department head is leaving end of the month and I am to go 900km from home to hand over all responsibilities for the next 3 weeks.

Better News: Department has started shifting to DevOps and it is up to me to set the policies and work flows to how I see fit.

Worse news: it starts by expanding the team asap as 10 projects accounting to 4000 man hours with deadlines in Q3.

Wish me luck. It's going to be twisted Rollercoaster ride...

Product Managers worldwide are rejoicing...

{ position: sticky }

Always fucking remember fucking scroll fucking position in your fucking web app you fucking bitch

When there is no Grow potential at your position
Boss is not willing to give you a raise. And any other place earns 1.5x more at least with better benefits.

But you really like the position and colleagues.

That is a difficult decision to make.

Just accept a position on the dev team at work!

My relationship

#wife {
Position: fixed;
Right: 100%;
}

Alright folks, interview for an apprenticeship in a dev position in 1 hour

Wish me luck ^^'

Recruiter: "I see you know Angular, you'd be a great fit for this Hadoop position."

Just landed my first backend position! Iam so happy right now!

Chief Innovation Officer? Is that a literal bullshit position?

When working tech support for a company with a buggy product. I swore never to put anyone in the position I once was.

When recruiters try to hire you for a position that you have no experience or interest in... "You write code, right? I know someone you should talk to!"

Took a devops position for a friend who needed help managing a small datacenter.

Five months of writing nothing but yaml for ansible. I'm about to go mad...

Current barrier I'm facing... (Graduate next year and non stop looking for positions):

Position: Junior/Graduate Developer
Spec: Must have at least 1-2 years experience.

Fuck this.

Recently got promoted to Senior Engineer position. Should I be worried for not knowing what that 'Senior' means? 😳

Recently applied for a Junior DevOps position. Didn't even get further than the recruiter because they wanted at least 3 years' experience. I'd hardly call that Junior! I was even willing to take the slight pay cut from my current position as a mid level dev

Had an interview for position of an Android developer. All the questions asked were from Web technologies.

Companies like this one do love exportation. What junior+ developer would switch jobs to an intern that is unpaid?

Not even students (Or graduates) can apply to this position.

Have an interview this coming week for a position that pays 125% more than I currently make... So excited. 😁

Started a new job last week. Pays a tad below average for position, but i get training time and budget for anything i want.
So far i have had few days of company introduction, and now a week for training courses related to position.
I have not seen any code yet, brought no value in, just joined.
Massive green flag to me.

!rant

Just got a response from a firm I interviewed with for a junior Rails developer position, they want me to work on a demo project as a next part of the interview process.

This might be my first dev position coming through!

I feel like I am getting years older every day in this job..

Could someone help me find a mobile developer position (Android I prefer)..

Stop being high, Monster! Why the heck should I apply to a SENIOR developer position when my skills/experience are of a graduate?!

Job seeking site being troll... 😒

Just applied to a blockchain developer position after being approached on LinkedIn. Would be my first real developer job! 🤞

Me: so what position have you contacted me for?
Recruiter: I don't know, the final offer will tell you this.

I can't focus on my task and get motivated because I want to change my position in the company I'm in.

I can't change my position in the company I'm in because I can't focus on my task and get motivated.

Normal gf after breakup- He didn't do it in my favourite position.
Dev gf after breakup- He used tabs.

Life of a freelancer:

Freelance platforms are technologically advanced form of slave trade

Client assumes the position of lord and we the slave as soon as he hires us 😑

I think it's funny when RH people email me offering positions to work with Java and that's it, no more details. Java can be used to build virtually anything, from web apps to systems for spaceships. Can they give more details?!

Got promoted to a managerial position recently. How you guys with a similar experience have transitioned from coding all day long to leading fellow coders?

position: relative;

To be motivated enough after work (and not play games) to finally start developing some games and maybe release a game that someone enjoys....
This is going to take a while :/

Intern position:
"Proficient understanding of NodeJS, MangoDB, Other back-end technologies.

Aw, MangoDB?

Now I can't apply..

So I was lurking around stack overflow and this comes up.
It's very interesting and stuff but seems a bit unfair. They're literally the same position

Anybody ever relocate for a position before? Was it worth it? Were you in a relationship at the time?

this is how unity launcher position bottom looks and it sucks! 😂

Just realized that the scroll position indicator dances when scrolling through a long list of comments 😄, and I think that's beautiful

Its better to be at a good position in a shit company, than be at a shit position in a good company...

using ssh over terrible internet speeds, spends all the time trying to figure out the cursor position

Please let this madness stop now! Why is it so difficult to position images in ms word?!?!?

My status:
Graduate student studying Computer Science at the University of New York at Buffalo.
4 Computer Vision and Image Processing Projects
3 Distributed Systems projects (Android apps).
Red Hat Certifications.
Applied to 135 companies for an internship program.
Here are the replies I have gotten so far.
" We have analyzed your resume and we think you'll be a great choice for this position at our company."
What position?
MARKETING INTERN.
FML!

10 years in small startups, and I start a FAANG level position on Monday.

The anxiety and imposter syndrome will have me dead by then...

How do you get experience for a position if noone will hire to get experience?

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

Guys I have lots of rants about my office job. I want to find a remote software dev position so that I can move wherever I want. Does anyone have experience with a full time remote position?

Never speak lowly about your profession or position to anyone. At best, no one cares. At worst, you lose an opportunity to improve that position.

Have pride in your work, irrespective of how much it sucks. If you don't have pride, pretend to while talking about it to others.

Rants are fun to read, but no one respects someone who rants about their own profession.

.illuminati{
position: absolute;
visibility: hidden;
}

Found a Junior Dev position for fresh graduates but requires 5+ years of Java programming. Hope I started Java when I was in high school.

Had an interview for an angular position, was interviewed by a react person.
I didn't get the job..
Something tells me i wouldn't like the company either

I allowed my previous employer to move me from a developer position to a support role and I didn't even complained about it.

CEO offers me a position
CTO sends me 7 logical interview questions, including asking me to write a program that converts binary to decimal in Node...

Mainframe to Cloud... when your primary job is to eliminate your position....

Hi @dfox, hi @trogus

Why have you decided to achive a sticky avatar on the rant page by increasing padding-top on scroll on the web app?

I try to understand your decision, because I would have choosen position sticky.

they say kiki get your legs from position: fixed to justify-content: space-around, but they show up with unit tests, and all they're gonna get is display: glock.

Just coded my first flutter app! The feeling when no async wait error appeared anymore was amazing. It uses the geolocation library to geht your current Position via GPS

It's official, I'm now the only senior in my team, the other person got promoted for a new position in a new team and now I'm fucked.

!rant: I finally quit development! It's been awful! Really!

Got a CIO position instead, and I really like it!

where do you position urself

From CEO position to CTO few months ago.

It might not be a promotion 🤔

How many people shift their seating position when they compile something then stop when the program has errors?

Heyy ranters! I'm starting a junior job in my country and I wanted to know what is your average payroll for a junior position in your country?

Took a major blow to the confidence today. Had a call with FanDuel for a devops position. By the end of the call we both knew I didn't have the experience for it. I expected that. I asked to be considered for a Java position and she was less than enthusiastic based on my CV (resume). I've been a Java dev for 4 years :(

Ah well, just need to shake it off and move on!

Got an email from a recruiter.. he went on to outline how great I’d be for the job he had in mind…

Then ended the email with: Let me know if you are interested, OR if you have a referral for this position.

WHAT?! I thought I was perfect for this position.. why are you asking me to refer someone else? Ug.

"The value used to compute the x position of either side of the rectangle."

and

"The value used to compute the x position of the other side of the rectangle."

I get it ... but man documentation if you don't already get it ... like nobody is gonna get that.

As a bioinformatician I sometimes feel like I’m not fully a computational guy, but also I am not fully a biologist... anyone in an intermediary position like that?

Don't know if it's just me but if a site has 2 bg images with background-position fixed it fucks with my head

porting a script that supports barewords to something that doesn't....

string up = "up", down = "down";

if(position === up)

its all well and good until you find someone copyies and pwastes that to have in every function

string up = "up", down = "down";

if(position === up)

string up = "up", down = "down";

if(position === up)

string up = "up", down = "down";

if(position === up)

then imagine a much larger dictionary. Also there was a spelling mistake, several in fact.

also who rewrote the parser to try to support keywords as variables?

I'm part of the key staff insurance now. My position as a cto is insured. I feel dirty now.

Don’t offer me a position that’s not yours to give. 😤

This is first month Kotlin has entered Tiobe top 50 languages (at position 41) ❤️surpassing Clojure, Rust and others.
Way to go Kotlin.

I finished college yesterday, but I don't start my graduate position until the 4th July. What am I going to do to entertain myself...

Setting an element in an exact position in Crystal Reports is like coding on a smartphone. It just won't do what I want.

The worst thing in any hackathon is coming at 3rd position and there is a prize for only the first two teams.
#Frustrated

What would you expect the position of “programmer analyst” to entail?

Job requirement for mee position opening in 11 days: CISSP...

I want this job. Anyone have tips on how to pass this exam in a week?

So you write multi-threaded programs in Perl; Does this position also include a gun to shoot myself with?

Just got accepted as a Tutor. I have to teach PhD students in medical field SciKit package for image processing. Been coding in Python using pandas and numpy for years, but I know jack shit on SciKit.

I applied just for fun and got the position. Now I am fucking terrified.

Meanwhile I rejected a Teaching Assistant position because of this one.

What was the path like to get to your current position?

Is it your end-goal position? If not what are your plans for the future?

Hi XXXX,

Thanks for speaking to me earlier,

If you could send me the following details we can really get the ball rolling with the recruitment process.

• Any jobs you have applied for or interviewed (I need company name and position)

This stops me re applying you for jobs you’ve already applied for

• Any key elements an employer has to have for you

• A name phone number and position held for references at your current contract.

If we can get these over asap then we can start the ball rolling and get you a new position in the most time effective manner.

Kind Regards,

Brainless Lazy Back-Stabbing Recruiter.

Never update an item in an adapter by position, use the holder instance. #androidRant

Head hunters reaching out with a "position that might intrest you".. with a stack of skills that are not on my CV at aaaaall

Also Headhunters after answering back: oh you have only 1 year experience with that tool? They want at least 3, goodbye.

All just a phishing scam to get u to give them an updated CV version.. no real "relevant position" in sight. Smh.

stupid gmail when you export contacts it exports only email address without name and surname ... google should burn in hell with their "don't be evil" abuse of dominant position

I have posted my resume on so many sites, consulted lots of( more like 2) resume experts and still all I get is "thank you for applying for this position..... we value your application and will retain it in our records if we ever have a suitable position for you". I think the universe is telling me to start a startup😅😅. I laugh because secretly the rejection stings😂😂

Interview today for potentially the most significant position of my junior career. Nervous as hell is an understatement. Been studying for days.

Recruiter hit me up with a great Java position in Oregon. I'm a web developer based in NYC...

The day I accept a management position, please lop off my hands and replace them with harmless ice cream scoops to keep my rusty ass from touching perfectly good code.

Why these companies want a complete IT sector in name of a position of full stack developer?

Lol wtf

This is for a medior position

Email: "Thanks for applying to this position, after you complete this technical test, please let us know via email."

Me: Dude! I didn't even apply for that position, stop spamming 😒

Started at a shit position (throwing truck) with a company to get my foot in the door. dev position opened up, so I applied. Only to find out employees have to wait 90 days before they can switch departments... 😑😑😑

Me: So, let me clear this out. On ship course detail page is main header fixed to the top. Phone number fixed to the left side and subnavigation fixed under the main header when it reaches the top. From start it is fixed to the bottom.
Designer: Yes.
Me: Client also want chat icon on right bottom corner and usual cookie bar on the bottom. Both elements has fixed position.
Designer: Is this problem?
Me: Do YOU think this is problem?

I was writing a simple algorithm to simulate gravity. But when I tested it it produced wildly wrong results. I looked over my whole algorithm trying to find the error, but thought that the last bit, the final position update, must be fine.
I was wrong, some misplaced brackets were accidentally multiplying the position + 0.5 by the sum of the old & new velocity instead of adding the position to 0.5 those velocities.

I noticed that and fixed it, and now it runs pretty well.