I've given up hope a long time ago...

One time I was in a meeting and the UX Director fell asleep (like he had done before) but this time did a little quiet snoring. I was cracking up. A few other people noticed but he was off to the side so most just tried not to wake him and eventually he woke up.

Do you guys feel a need to create something "cool" and "unique" but have a hard time coming up with ideas?

This cracks me up ever time 😂😂

I believe that devRant needs to have a scheduling feature that you can set your work time in it, so when your hand unconsciously opens devRant in that time, this activity pops up:

I believe by the time Elon Musk sets up a colony on Mars, npm will be done installing those fucking dependencies.

Every time I have to Google a method/function, that I know I have already looked up and used a million times previously.

My set up at work.
For this post I want to thank Microsoft for providing me some free time

*taking a shit*

Apple Watch: Time to stand up!

sUrE

So... I just remembered a story that's perfect for devrant.

My brother got into engineering in university, and during the second semester they had their introductory class to programming. They had weekly homeworks that the lecturer would check and give grades accordingly.

The factors that could influence the grading were: execution (meaning that the code would excecute as intended), efficiency and readabilty. The weeks passed and everyone was doing well, getting fairly good grades. Everyone was happy.

Until one day a random guy we'll call bob got the worst grade possible. Bob wasn't a bad student. He had over-the-average grades in all the weekly homeworks and even impressed the professor in some. Naturally, he was baffled when he saw his grade on the google spreadsheet. He was pretty sure his code ran well. He always tested it on different machines and OSs. So, at the end of the class, he went straight to the helper of the class, in a pretty imperative manner, to demand to know how the fuck he got that grade. It's impossible he got excecution, efficiency and readabilty, wrong. All three wrong? Impossible. Even the stupidiest kid in the class had some points on readabilty.

"Oh, so you are Bob. Huh?" said the helper in a laid-back attitude. "Come with me. Prof. X is waiting for you in his office."

This got Bob even more confused. As they approached the office, the courage he had in a first moment banished and gave way for nervousness and fear.

The helper nocks the door. "Prof., Bobs here"

As soon as Bob sits in the chair in front of Prof. X's, he knew something bad was coming.
"In all these years of teaching..." said Prof. X hesitantly. "In all these years of teaching I have not come even close to see something similar to what you've done. You should be ashamed of yourself." Needless to say, Bob was panicked.

"In all these years I have not seen such blatant mockery!" added the professor. "HOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN DARE TO SEND A HOMEWORK WITH SUCH VARIABLE NAMING" That's when Bob realised the huge mistake he made. "NEVER IN ALL THESE YEARS I HAVE SEEN SOMEONE NAME HIS VARIABLES *opens the file on his desktop *: PENIS, SHIT, FUCKSHIT, GAYFUCKING<insert Prof. X's name>MAN, GOATSE, VAGINAVAR, CUMFUNCTION, [...]" The list of obcenities went on and on. In each word, the professor hit the table harder than the last time.

Turns out Bob felt so in comfort with the ease of the course he decided to spice things up by using "funny naming conventions" while coding, and then tidying everything up before uploading the homework. This week he forgot, and fucked it big time.

So remember folks, always check your code before committing/giving it in/production. And always adhere to naming conventions.

The best time to buy bitcoin was when it was released

The second best time was a few years ago when it was only like $200/btc

The third best time was probably last year before they went up 650% in value

The worst time is apparently whenever I buy in

When the interns mess up big time, good orgs support them. 😭💙

This cracks me up every time 😂😂

How I feel at Christmas time when visiting family and everybody swarms me to set up/fix their new gadgets 😁

Everytime they force me to add and test stupid features. I usually end up making my own version, which they dump almost every time.

You know you’re busy when you open the microwave to heat up the coffee that you didn’t have time to drink and find yesterday’s coffee that you heated up for the same reason.

It becomes really creepy when an anonymous 'number' calls you every day at the same time for a few weeks.

Picked up once, random noise and a hangup after two seconds.

It's time to install a root call blocker again :/

I'm regretting not having have done this long time ago. You can tell the difference from HDD right away. Everything loads up really fast... Heck, Android Studio even loads fast lol
Switch to SSD to save your life and time 😀

Applies to a lot of people..

Also, I really want to dual boot Manjaro, but every time something gets messed up :/

I am so bad at Smalltalk.. really, I feel like an idiot every time, and every time I end up in silence. Just talk to me something it-related, I can't stop talking. Does this happens to you too?

Oh boy look at the time. It's already screw-up o' clock.

git push --force origin master

So this guy called me. I hung up at the second 'ring'. He called again and I hung up immediately. I mean without picking up.

Please, get the hint, I'm fucking busy. Leave a message, I'll call you back if needed.

But don't try and contact me a THIRD TIME in a time frame of 1 minute. Not through WhatsApp. That's borderline harassment GO FUCK YOURSELF.

CSS is not important they said. I see senior devs spending more time adjusting a button than setting up an API.

Welp. Time to mess with a new distro
*sudo rm -rf /*

*looks at screen* I forgot to back up my db's :|

me when i wake up: im gonna code!
me 12 hours later: i swear ill code this time.

Have a deadline coming up but spent time making this meme. No ragrets

What is your "up time" record

So we have this long term contractor that EVERY FUCKING TIME says MySQL meaning SQL Server... Like wtf dude? Shut the fuck up...

Third time my Macbook failed to Boot up...
It's time to burn it, but wait... lets take backup.

Ironically, this rant is coming from an Apple user.
(Image clicked and edited on iPad)

Once upon a time I tried to resolve a Qt bug and ended up accidentally destroying my whole system 5 minutes ago.

Atleast somebody is keeping their site up to date #4/20day
(IST time Zone)

Long time lurker. First time poster. Just wanted to say hi!

Half my workday is being spent on devRant so thought might as well join in on the fun!

Keep up the goodwork!

That moment when writing code to perform a one time task ends up taking more time than just doing the task manually

Recently got hired for my first full-time role and I am overcome with joy, but also terrified of not living up to expectations =/

Working with clients Across the globe.

12 pm their time.
This page is down, can you get it back up.

3am my time
Ok. You're just lucky I don't sleep.

Well it's either me, myself or I who fucked something up or someone over at Facebook are having a really bad time right now...

The most useless developer on my internship program last summer ends up getting a full time offer at Google. #DataStructuresAreTheKeyToLife

When you are browsing devrant and then you arrive at the posts you left of last time.

Fuck, im up to date.

After 2 years of Debian this feels just wrong.

//setting up dual boot for a course
// yeah I am just a part time dev

For the first time in my career as a developer I remembered the tarball command line options without looking them up

I know It's time to go to bed when even Socrates needs to look shit up in the pocket reference.

I'm 17 years old and i'm dividing my time between gaming and programing. Should i give up gaming?

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Finally have a full time job lined up for when I graduate in a month!
</div>

I show up for work sober and on time.

The only good thing about morning classes is going back home to sleep and still waking up at a reasonable time.

First time setting up https and I be like:

I like being self taught because I can work at my own pace and try different languages to see what interests me most. But so many of these tutorials are just shit. Or the content is good and the instructor is shit. I may need to just suck it up and go to Uni, but I am 19 and enjoy my time working and my free time. I think it's time for me to grow up soon though.

Long Time No See #Devrant

Been working on this, a new take on a classic game.

Just finishing up, Stay Tuned

Microsoft please don't fuck up the things this time - please 🙏

I booted up the biggest windows VM azure could have and posted this on facebook saying something like "it's about time i make an upgrade"

Alarm Levels on my phone:

Level 1: 06:00 it's the right time to wake up, take a shower and breakfast.

Level 2: 07:00 ok it is the normal time to wake up..

Level 3: 07:30 you must wake up to go to work in time.

Level 4: 07:45 you're already late you lazy ass

Level 5: 08:00 you're already late.

Level 6: 09:00 just checking you're alive

I overslept a bit. 6pm is not the time you want to get up....

Time for cleaning up keyboard !

Chrome, you suck.
Macbook, you suck.
Everybody sucks.
Time to reboot everything and give up for the weekend.

Fuck you Windows 10 and your fucking mandatory updates that fuckes up every fucking time! Fuck you and your fucking inability to update beyond 71 fucking percent! This is the last fucking time you waste my time, your fucking out! Fuck you!!!

Pssst, don't tell anyone, but I fucked up the system big time

Pathetic dev moments: Any time my macbook fans rev up, I worry that I'm working my baby too hard, so I start closing applications.

Project Owner: We don't need Git, it's a waste of time to set it up!

Yeah, whatever you say old man...

It's 2:37. I was up until this time 3 times this week working on projects for 6 different clients. I have no reason to be up right now except to be on DevRant.

When you set up Jenkins for the first time and successfully run your first build.

Setting up and trying Ubuntu Mate on my raspberry Pi for the first time :-)

who remembers the dial up internet time? When i was little i use to dial a lot to surf the web. How about you?

I'm torn between waking up early so I can have time for myself to study/code to get a better job, and getting enough sleep. I end up getting neither.

This fucking professor who doesn't go to classes and demands make up classes to catch up. Like WTF, So now you are taking our precious resting time where it is the only time we get our precious sleep? Fuck off. It was not our fault that you did not show up. I get that you want to catch up but taking our rest time is not cool. You are not the only one who stress us with fucking projects and exam shits...

Pair-programming... I can't pin-point an exact time, but nearly every time I do pair up and program with someone I have a blast.

"Rant/Story"

Dayum.
Prestory and afterstory:
Today I have slept for around <2 hours and had to drive to my college.

The real shit happens right now.

Story:
During these almost 2 hours, I have dreamed about going back in time, but being limited on the same day's hours.
In other words... It was e.g. 16 o'clock and the time travelled back into the past. Like into a "0830 ish" morning. The day would then come to an end and start with the next day. For example from Monday to Tuesday.
I was able to look into the future whenever I wanted to.
Even though I was driving my car in the first gear, it would drive into the reverse direction.
Time suddently switches direction and everything is going as it should be. Greeting people in the streets as I would do normally.
And all of the sudden time decides to switch its direction again and I have to do things in reverse.
At some point I found something like a hidden room which had a door. I opened it and went into the "room" (it was a special place. It had no walls at all). It had a door at the other side of the room. I went through it and saw another one in the last room. It felt like, if I decide to go through that door, I would instantly die. I therefore moved all the doors back into the dream world.
Such a confusion gave me a fucking headache lol.

After waking up from such a fucking complicated dream, time irl felt fucking weird lmao.

My alarm began to do its job. It tried to wake me up at 6:30 am, at 6:45 am and at 6:50 am.
But all the time along it felt like it began to wake me up at 6:50 am down to 6:30 am.

I've really tried with DuckDuckGo, but any time I have to look something up quickly, I default to Google. Their search is just better.

Game of Thrones totally fucked up my coding mindset tonight. I guess it's time for bed.

C function pointer syntax. Every time I have to look it up!

You give up romancing for some time because you're tired of getting mixed signals all the time. Decide to focus on programming instead and then shit like this happens:

My idiot boss keeps coming up to me and asks "How far along?" every hour. Shut the fuck up you asshole let me work for some time undisturbed before you poke you non technical nose and ask me that dumb question!!!

Every time I hear the word "trailblazing" I throw up a little. Even beats "synergy" as a useless, demonic corporate buzzword.

I tried making lasagna for the first time myself. No help.

I fucked it up.

Be quick enough to answer on stackoverflow?... I already gave up a long time ago...

GODDAMMIT okay time to set up 2fa

(GitHub says nothing was done to my account besides a login but i'm still suspicious...)

Once upon a time, received a call whose intro was "I have a new production machine and I want to set up the Exchange server."

Person wanted to set up Outlook on a new personal computer.

Terminology can be dangerous.

Fuck things up from time to time.
Always learn "Do not do that"

1) Build a time machine
2) travel to week 0
3) tell people that they end up accomplishing nothing

*After coding in java for a long time*
I ended up a Google Search with ";"

😁

The only time I actually open Safari is during those debugging moments when I hope that all other browsers have just given up on me.

Working a full-time job, then helping with the newborn/household, then staying up until 3am because it's the only time I have to work on my app.

After a year now, the burnout is strong.

Tips to reenergize?

Time to swag up that laptop

NEVER take a shot of vodka every time Unity (on Mac) crashes...
You'll end up way beyond drunk before 12am

Pipeline time!

Ubuntu: 100% tests, 367/367 tests succeed
MacOS: 93% tests, 330/367 tests succeed
Windows: 71%, 285/367 tests succeed

Time to boot up a windows vm...

(these numbers are not accurate)

Finally woke up 4:00 Am and started my daily timetable perfectly. Just hope I can keep it up and finish my C# project on time.
(The only tricky part is resisting against assassin's creed origins I've recently installed 😀)

this cracks me up every time

The time-consuming daily stand-up meetings.

I've come up with my fair share of dev pickup lines over time. I'm particularly proud of this one.

>coding something
>come up with a brilliant idea
>coding that idea
>in that time you forgot what you have coding in the first place

Firing up the G5 for the first time in 4 years or so...

This is the fifth time that I've done this and I still screw up node with nodejs

Rant....!!
When you end up wasting more time setting up company built in tools and environments for your application than coding..

Got No Man's Sky recently.

It's very good, quickly climbed up to my top 5 games of all time

There's this little, self-loathing sigh I do every time my program locks up because I forgot to iterate inside a while loop

My coworker and I attend remote stand up.
Half the time we are just playing "who is who" 😛🙊

If the question was:
"Time you wanted to beat up a friend due to code?"
Would be a lot easier

Getting nugets and dependencies of a big project to restore properly (most of the time the dev fcks his solution up - it works for 'him')

Grrrrrrrrr! Seems like every time I open some software up, it wants to update 🙅

Debugging JS,

*uses chrome devtools*, breakpoints work, everything loads, can work on fixing bug

*uses firefox devtools*, takes more time than IE to show up, the UI doesn't show up, can cry in the corner.

Why is firefox debugger so bad :/

I used to do some freelance work for a nonprofit. I’d do some website stuff and gallery sitting.

My friend was the gallery director. When she left, I decided to stop freelancing there and I dropped off the keys with the new director. I told them they could contact me later if they have questions about some things I implemented on the website. The new director thinks I’m a random freelancer and starts to BADMOUTH MY FRIEND, the former director.

Over a year later, the gallery assistant emails me asking about SSL warnings and cc’s the new director. WTF.

1) Those warnings were happening long before I left and long before I even started. 2) I am not your website support. I only invited contact for things I worked on. 3) The assistant already contacted Squarespace and Go Daddy for help and they gave her instructions.

I told her I didn’t set up their website and it sounds like she has the resources to resolve this on her own and she should contact Squarespace and Go Daddy if she needs more help. After all, you pay those companies for their services support and my time isn’t free.

What the fuck is wrong with Windows?
I put it into sleep. After a while, it just wakes up again.
I put it into hibernation. It boots up again.

I closed anything that could potentially wake it up like instant messengers etc.
Still it wakes up after a random amount of time.

Finally worked up the nerve to quit my job. Time to move on to bigger and better things.

The times when you just can't fall asleep and have to do something just to pass the time and end up getting up in the afternoon next day are the worst.

First rant! I hate being OnCall. I'm just out of college, give me some time to ramp up without these panic attacks.

I'm simply going to go to bed, and hope that by the time I wake up, the cPanel installation is complete.

...and they said AWS never goes down. Well developers this is a good time to sleep or catch up on tv-series. Enjoy!

Almost. There.

Should hit 2,000 by the time I finish wrap up my next two projects!

I finished a bunch of coursework yesterday and turned them in so that I could have some time to work on my side projects or self study for a few days before focusing on class again.

Today was gonna be my first day to enjoy this.

I recieve an email with the second batch of coursework thats due in a week. 7 quizzes, two exams, and 7 project labs.

Yeah, fuck you, too.

Weekend up!
This time I'll be clearing up atleast 30 tabs 🙃

First day back after 2 week vacation.. It's not even lunch time here and I've already used up all the 'fuck!'s for today o.O

Limited time up to %d% ....? 😅😁

First time using a computer:

Booting up some Mickey Mouse game from a floppy disk when I was 4 on my dads gateway 2000.

First time coding:
Writing html in dream weaver at 14.

Edit: holy shit dreamweaver still exists?

Flutter is basically how my poor soul trying to get compatible with my 6 different personalities and ends up being a disappointment from time to time.

Take your time with merge conflicts, and put the entire file in another editor in case you really mess up.

So Mr robot s3 has started & is already 6 episodes in, why hasn't the hype built up this time like last season ?

Didn't bother to clean up, my small, unimpressive desk where I spend a lot of time

Is that time of the year when my company sends us gifts and they end up being the worst chinese products.

Too lazy to come up with a better name...

Yea... the app still works...

5th time editing the crawler logic... 2 years now?

Monday. Missed my two alarms. Woke up on time anyways. Got to the office early to be on time. Now i am waiting all my colleagues.. idk if today everyone took a day off or i am being pranked 🤔 #hatemondays

Fuck, I aren't getting any new job offer. Life is fucked up at this time.

I swear, every time I open up this outdated piece of shit. This company needs to update baaaad

Once I tried to install Visual studio 2017 at night time and went to sleep.

Woke up in the morning and it was still installing.

Every time I talk about a bug/error in my code with my colleague, I end up coming up with the fix myself while explaining it. I accidentally use him as my rubber duck...

Day 3 of trying to set up a VM for this legacy app. Demotivation is at an all-time high.

!rant
After a long time, finally I got an opportunity to participate in a Machine Learning competition.

Brushing up my memory.
And also teamed up with another colleague.
Hope, we both get to learn a lot even if we don't win.

Fucking government shifting day light saving time by two weeks making me rely on my phone time zone auto-update and wake up one fucking hour earlier!

Way to go Monday...

ever get time off coding but then end up craving to code?

That moment when you sit to code and start learning a new thing, but the installation and prerequisites take up all of your time. *Sighs*

A friend sends in reminder 3 time to me via Viber message to up-vote his Stackoverflow question.

Yeap bro we all have been there.

my girlfriend can't give up her silly needs and i can't give up wasting my time on my arch!

When I got X up and running at 1am for the first time on my first computer, 486 SX 25MHz with 8 MB or ram.

The program SuperProbe is probably depicted now, but it got me up and running back then.

GitHub appears to be operating in some sort of time paradox at the moment as none of my recent commits are showing up.

tfw your nose blocks up and you realise how you just took breathing for granted this whole time

I have to wake up in the morning ....for a meeting.........
When was the last time I woke up in the morning? Oh that was before having the baby.

when you open up devRant spontaneously when washing up and ready till you see posts from when you went to bed.... whelp time to get up

When you git cherry-pick for the first time, screw up, rebase-drop, repeat, screw up again, and end up just pasting the correct versions of the files and commiting on top of the branch.

Dirty, but it works.

Why apply to interviews if you don't wanna show up? I start feeling stupid because I showed up on time for your interview.

Please, please people; don't apply if you're not going to come; we have other things to do too...

Funny story: Me and my dev friend once had a hard time setting up a PS3 controller even though we were two CS majors

If it worked 20 times already, that's no reason not to back it up before doing it the 21st time.

How much is your max up-time on raspberry pi?
Can it survive being on all the time? The board seems not made out of premium stuff

Wine 3 stable was released this week. A ton of games just popped up as 100% playable. If there was ever a time to go over to Linux full-time, this is it.

Tried to install Ubuntu on a Virtualbox. Wasted so much time and effort just to get it running.

Got so fed up, ended up getting a hosted one at Digital Ocean.

Everyone wants my time, but doesn't appreciate the work I do. How does that add up?

Boss: so what's the outcome of this meeting?

Me: well 23 more JavaScript frameworks got released in this time. A lot to catch up.

Getting up early morning and sleeping on time before 11pm...

Watching Google's keynote, every time they say "OK Google" my idiotic phone wakes up and starts listening...

So I was digging our chat logs in 2017

That time we were coming up of alliterative code name (Ubuntu-like)...

... it didn't end well...

Got to love when the on-call takes their sweet-fucking time with the back-up. All this because the lazy douche did not what to verify the back-up was complete.

Thigh highs are rolled up, next thing to do is boot linux! Yeah its coding time!

Just in time for my Spartian score ~

This just popped up in my mind since I saw this post in the week :

Do you ever code in your free time ? And do you use your applications ? Or propose them publicly ?

My company insists on working in one production environment to save time and every time I try to convince them to set up a work flow with a dev and test environment, they tell me we don't have the time...

Even after I set one up anyway as I'm scared shitless to touch production. They tell me it's faster doing it all in one environment.

They launch an update. Site buggy as hell and doesn't load 90% of the content...

Sigh....

Project set up with JS build tools takes more time than fucking project development itself

This one always shuts up a PM: "Anything is possible given enough time and money".

How do you cope with that fleeting feeling of loneliness that comes up from time to time

I hope it fucking work this time, kubernetes has been on my damn list since last summer, gave up on my 2Mbits internet so I took a scaleway server with 200mbits let's hope I get it to work this time!

The moment you realise you are in fact clicking the mock up .gif and have been for some time. Time to go home

!dev shower thought: we are naked all the time, just covered up.

Stands up are waste of time.

Yes, comedy and meetings, both.

Installing dev rant after a long time , usage went up by 36% 😵

configuring Samba and vsftpd is really frustrating. it's my first time setting up local server tho.

Nicehash could fuck up big time and I'd still believe them. What a name they've got

!rant
For first time in my life, I finished a programming book. It was YDKJS: up and going.

Setting up a proper development environment with configs in JavaScript takes more time than to develop a small application you want to launch.

My favourite time of the year, the clocks have changed and fucked every one of our legacy systems up

When they use up 2TB of disk space with useless information that kills your jobs for the 10th time!

Word/Excel = piece of shit!! 😡 Pissing me off every fucking time I am trying to do something. I am wasting more time to set up the fucking alignments and fonts and etc, rather than actually do work.

When you're doing so many follow up emails that you don't have time to get the work done.

Dual Core blasting on a friday morning... gotta love it. finished my sprint on time, now cleaning up.

Some people wake up at 6am but i wake up 2 days earlier so i have 48 hours of free time ahead of all of u so suck my shock

Ok guys just curious what time do you usually sleep and wake up? I usually sleep around 11pm or 12am and wake up 5:30am. I need to fix this

Sometimes I feel like giving my client a Craigslist-frontend website. Saves me shit load of time to pretty up.

Finished up a huge part of an IoT project for an ALS patient. Now it's time for the fun part: Cleaning up the code and making it all pretty.

What time do you guys show up to work? Feeling jealous of my other pals that can just show up at 11 AM, or sometimes past lunch time.

How to bring your zsh start-up time from 7s to 0.2s on macOS:
1. Don't call "brew info", piped to grep, piped to awk
2. Don't dynamically detect the current version of brew-installed packages
3. Don't call java_home
4. Actually don't do anything dynamically. Just symlink shit as they get updated

There you go. Don't be like me. Use the "brew --prefix" command and put its output in your .zshrc, instead of running it every time

!dev && !rant

Anyone here from San Antonio Tx? I am in town for 2 days. It would be nice if we can meet up(if I get the time that is)

Little family vacation, lil leisure time.

I just love when a client sends me a picture of text, then complains when the price of the project goes up. Time is money.

Do you guys ever use the windows 10 app store ?
It's fucked up, loading most of the time, can't correctly install a simple app ..

Looks like my kubuntu dual boot with windows 10 is fucked up. Timezone resets to some other place every time i switch OS.

Most of the time while watching programming tutorials in YouTube, the pop up to purchase sublime text comes often...
Can't they afford to purchase it?

Welp. My computer is perpetually blue-screening. Time to give up, eat a sandwich, and go to bed early, I guess.

Imagine you're in a world where everybody suddenly vanishes when you wake up what do you do with your time and where would you go

When you ask your co-worker for help with an issue and while he researches the issue ever so slowly on your computer you see what the problem is but he won't listen and you're to nice to 'dismiss' him...

When is it time to give up....?

Looong time no see devRant, whats up guys? Any new feature?

I'm giving up on having side projects, most if the stuff I come up with is an unoriginal and uneeded waste of time. I'd rather run the extra mile to contribure to someone else's project.

Gotta love it when Visual Studio 2015 unexpectedly quits for the twelfth time today. It wouldn't be so bad, if it didn't take three minutes to start up and load my project every time.

Every time I go to get some coffee I end up brewing a new pot because I got the last sip...
Every fucking time!
Maybe I should consider playing the lottery...

Because I love(cloud in this context apparently) to code. And this looks like the bear codes and holding a giant apple(which lits up time to time) above it's head.

It took a long time, but I finally got a dual boot of arch set up. I'm pretty excited.

Note to self: don't buy stickers to give to your coworkers, you'll end up wasting your money and time.

Its that time when the bug count is like a stock price. Up and down...up and down...

Finally I've got time to set up my old buddy ☺️.. slowly slowly this night getting more productive 😂🤣

Every time basically.

Coming up with complex Excel formulas.
Cooking products in a weekend.
Setting up and printing a shit ton of spreadsheets in a minute with a VBScript.

Yep, every time.

It’s 2.30 am and I am so hungry. Should I get up and eat or should I just sleep so that I wake up on time and not ruin the day by waking up late.

Setting up my HTPC allowed me to learn how to set up a nextcloud server. Time to start saying goodbye to Google!

Ability to stop time, it would give me enough time to finish my extra projects, catch up on my sleep, and always be finished ahead of schedule.

I don't. Between exercising to lose weight, working full time and keeping up with tech I don't have any more time

Even though I like a rolling Linux install that's been working for a long time, it's always fun to set up a fresh installation. Remember back when I had more time and setting up "Linux from scratch". Then there was Gentoo. Now Arch serves that purpose. Even though there is not that much time as when I was a student it's still brings pleasure starting from a clean slate. Only setting up the things you need and keeping config files clean and a nice directory structure. Keep it simple.

Why do I even spend time writing TODOs in my source code, I actually end up doing those after an hour or so. 🙄

First time getting my hands wet with docker. Ended up fully containerizing my company's project. Never been more proud of miself.